The catch
Advertise in my signature! Here's the catch: for this, I only accept payments in Bitcoin Lightning!

Why
Part of this is to promote LN, part of this is to increase my (currently very small) funds on the Lightning Network.
If you haven't used LN before, I don't mind explaining how it works. Just know that it's experimental, and you shouldn't send more than you can afford to lose to any LN-wallet.

Where
I'm only offering a small (although negotiable) part of my signature up for rent, and it comes with Full Member restrictions (such as: font size can't be adjusted, tables aren't allowed and "glow" is not possible). Using different colors is allowed.
There are currently 3 spots "Advertise here for LN" in my signature. I might change this in the future.

Offers
Here's another catch: I'll accept any amount, but that also means your advertising spot can be taken by someone else with 1-day-notice if I receive a better offer. If that happens, I'll return your payment pro rated if you paid up front, or you'll have to pay only until "the new guy" takes over. To spice things up, you can also use your 1-day-notice to come up with a counter offer.
Or, at my discretion, I can rent out another part of my signature to someone else. You don't get an exclusive claim.

I can make a deal per post, per day, per week, per month or per year. Payment can be fixed in Bitcoin or dollars, but has to be made in Bitcoin Lightning. If you get a refund, it's based on the LN-amount you paid, not the dollar value at the time. I prefer to be paid upfront, but I'm flexible if you're trusted enough.

Disclaimer
I only advertise services that I like. I reserve the right to reject offers I don't like. If the service I'm advertising turns into a scam, I reserve the right to stop advertising it without returning payment.
I make no promises whatsoever for the number of posts I'll create in the future. If you don't like the idea of paying for posts that I don't make, feel free to make an offer per post.
I reserve the right to change anything at any time.

No way!
At the right offer, my personal text can be rented too, but I prefer to keep that personal. Let's say "the right offer" is higher than any sane person would want to pay, so basically I just like my personal text the way it is. But you're free to try

My sales pitch
My main account has been part of the ChipMixer Signature Campaign since September 2017. This campaign is generally known for accepting only high-quality posters. On mobile, I barely ever create long posts because of the small keyboard (in rare occasions, such as for creating this topic, I use my PC instead of mobile to post).

At the moment of writing updating
I have made 540 640 860 posts.
I'm the 825^th 709^th 696^th most Merited user (this account was created after the introduction of Merit and didn't receive any airdropped Merit). See Full Merit history.
This account is a DT2 DT3 DT2-member, and has reported "557 623 894 posts with 100% accuracy (533 597 good, 3 5 bad, 21 23 28 unhandled)".

History

• January 5, 2019 - February 5, 2019: Timelord2o67 has both spots for 100,000 LN Satoshis.
• January 27, 2019 - March 1, 2019: Timelord2067 extended the above 2 spots, and took a third spot for 150,000 LN Satoshis.

Be the first second third to advertise on LoyceMobile!

No spam
Please

Accepted, starting tomorrow! I'll need my desktop to copy/paste this into my signature.

Thanks for your offer, I've added it (see sig).

It took me a while though to edit, so you'll get an extra day (until March 1).

I'll post a payment request later (kids kill me if I get the tablet away from them now, must wait until they're asleep).

Timelord2067/Timelord2o67's advertising ended, and I've removed their part of my signature. Thanks for being the first to advertise in my Mobile signature!
I don't know why, but Timelord2[0o]67 removed all their posts from this topic. Now it looks like I've been talking to myself. I've removed some of my posts, but I want to keep records of the payments, so I leave those posts.

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My signature is instantly available for advertising in up to 3 spots! Pay instantly using Bitcoin Lightning Network

10,000 sats for slot 3 until I'm outbid? or your tired of looking at it? I don't know if you've just haven't rented it for a while or what, if it has been 2 years it helps my odds and you can stack sats  but I figured the worst you could say is no , or write a paragraph on why you dont want to advertise my service.
Id ask for 1SPLiTKEY (bct topic) to be advertised.
 

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