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Title: New phone app will bring women together more easily through 'cat connectivity' Post by: (oYo) on April 01, 2015, 03:41:25 PM Quote This just in - the leading app for lesbian and bisexual women, HER, will relaunch as HER: Cat (http://her.cat/). After extensive analysis on users’ behaviour on the platform, it was observed that it was users’ pets - cats, specifically - that made lesbians connect with each other. HER users that do not have pictures of cats in their profiles will have their photos switched to cat photographs by the app. “On HER, you were 1200% more likely to get a match if you had a cat on your profile. It didn’t matter if it was yours, your crazy exs or Taylor Swift’s”, said Robyn Exton, CEO and founder of HER. “It’s a stereotype that lesbians love cats, but our data shows it’s actually true: they really love cats. In testing, we’ve seen a 89% increase of number of matches per user and 175% raise of average session time”. On Wednesday, the new version of the app will be available to every user that has HER installed on their phones. A video explaining the changes will be published on HER Facebook’s account. Look, they mean it too - they've even got the website (http://her.cat/). April Fools! Title: Re: New phone app will bring women together more easily through 'cat connectivity' Post by: criptix on April 01, 2015, 03:45:10 PM Her cat ~ her pussy.
where is the IPO ;D Title: Re: New phone app will bring women together more easily through 'cat connectivity' Post by: Snail2 on April 01, 2015, 03:56:12 PM I'm just curious what % of those lesbians on HER are males in reality :)
Title: Re: New phone app will bring women together more easily through 'cat connectivity' Post by: PayingCharon on April 01, 2015, 06:58:29 PM After reading so many good posts this is just sad. lol :D
Title: Re: New phone app will bring women together more easily through 'cat connectivity' Post by: (oYo) on April 02, 2015, 01:06:55 AM Op has been updated. I hope you all had a great April Fools Day! ;D
Title: Re: New phone app will bring women together more easily through 'cat connectivity' Post by: BADecker on April 02, 2015, 02:04:08 AM When they invent the new headsets, women will be in their greatest joy. Why? Because the new headsets will allow CAT Scan connectivity. They will be able to get right into each others' heads for the connectivity.
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