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Title: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: vvv8 on April 17, 2015, 06:28:32 PM I recently heard from some of my peepZ on the street that satoshi can fly! That's right, he can fly. They also say that he's very similar to Jesus, in that he can also resurrect the dead and make wine from water. The difference with satoshi and Jesus tho, is that satoshi has computer programming skills (obviously). God taught satoshi how to program before he sent satoshi to earth to design the blockchain and bitcoin. Satoshi never had any help from any government entities, any banks, or any powerful interest groups....naw satoshi created bitcoin on his own - because like I said, he's a superhero like Jesus who had God as his yoda.
I believe my friends whatever they tell me, I also believe in the satoshi fairytale because it allows me to rest easy and sleep at night. What stories have you heard about the legendary satoshi ? Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: LiteCoinGuy on April 17, 2015, 06:57:47 PM Satoshi once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Hydros on April 17, 2015, 07:30:00 PM I've heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, my favorite is that he created the SR.
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: BitcoinINV on April 17, 2015, 07:35:59 PM I've heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, my favorite is that he created the SR. me too heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, but my favourite is he created bitcoin ;)Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Hydros on April 17, 2015, 07:58:41 PM I've heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, my favorite is that he created the SR. me too heard many stories about our dear friend Satoshi, but my favourite is he created bitcoin ;)Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: ToshiOcean on April 17, 2015, 08:06:55 PM LOL!! Great post OP.
Satoshi might as well be Jesus for all the change he scared up. It sure was a great 10 minutes. Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Lauda on April 17, 2015, 08:10:21 PM Ah it looks like the attitude on the forum is changing. There were times in which newer members were constantly bashing either Bitcoin, satoshi or whatever.
These stories are nice. Satoshi is indeed a legendary person of some sorts. At least he is for us. Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: MCHouston on April 17, 2015, 08:10:54 PM Satoshi once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died. Satoshi can slam a revolving door. Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: MARK GARCIA on April 17, 2015, 08:32:50 PM Satoshi sounds like a interesting fellow indeed.When was the last time anyone seen the playa playa?
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: freeyourmind on April 17, 2015, 11:27:57 PM Satoshi once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died. Satoshi can slam a revolving door. When a mosquito bites Satoshi, the mosquito suffers from an itch Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: unamis76 on April 17, 2015, 11:35:20 PM haha, amazing thread! ;D
My contribution: Satoshi was known for mining early blocks in the blockchain... with nothing but the power of his mind! Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: cakir on April 17, 2015, 11:35:27 PM I've heard that chuck norris found satoshi and then he died immediately because of heart attack.
Satoshi is probably a witch! And bitcoin is sorcery! Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: coolcoinz on April 18, 2015, 12:47:14 AM Satoshi is an alien. He came from the stars gave us Bitcoin and flew away. ::)
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Bralex on April 18, 2015, 01:12:41 AM Satoshi is really Waldo who is hiding so i have been told :P
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Zoomer on April 18, 2015, 01:15:29 AM I have been told on several occasions that satoshi actually knows the last digit of pi!....
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: iGotSpots on April 18, 2015, 01:18:51 AM I was recently at NASA for the last SpaceX launch and there was a social media guy there that I swear looked exactly how I picture satoshi to look
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: majeis on April 18, 2015, 03:26:22 AM Satoshi doesn't always [X], but when he does, he [Y].
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: bornil267645 on April 18, 2015, 03:53:12 AM There are plenty of words on the street, some of my pals think he's Barack Obama and some thinks she is shakira....so I don't know what to believe, but it's fun to see people wasting their valuable time behind a myth...
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: planetroving on April 18, 2015, 07:09:53 AM Satoshi might just be a potato, or even pecan pie for all we know... A potato is sort of yellow. A Bitcoin image is yellow. Any connection? He might be an alien, and left when he thought us humans could continue to develop Bitcoin.
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: HarryPotHead on April 18, 2015, 07:50:37 AM Satoshi while he was inventing and coding smoked a ton of pot :'( Come back satoshi....
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Kprawn on April 18, 2015, 08:00:12 AM I heard the OP was a troll and he and Satoshi went down with the Titanic. { I think I read somewhere that the architect of the Titanic bragged that not even God can sink the Titanic.... guess what happened} ;D ;D ;D
I would rather have used Chuck Norris ...... It's a safer option... ;) Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Q7 on April 18, 2015, 08:56:15 AM Seeing the world is being unfairly treated and oppressed, He sent upon Satoshi as the messenger to deliver the words and design the ultimate system that would one day end this financial plague
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: FairPumpAlts on April 18, 2015, 10:31:23 AM Word on the street says that satoshi was struck by a meteor while working on bitcoin and then struck by lighting and then stubbed his toe but still managed to complete the blockchain in a day!!
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: jdbtracker on April 18, 2015, 02:58:20 PM I heard Satoshi is a Extra-dimensional being from the future, stuck on earth; Technology here is so primitive, that they had to build the entire internet just to develop the means to get back to their original plain of existence.
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Pro_Crypto_Marty on April 18, 2015, 11:17:36 PM Word on the net is he is a self-aware digital construct. He was spontaneously generated when 21 million people simultaneously banged on their keyboards in anger after having been on the phone with their credit card companies.
Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: Gleb Gamow on April 19, 2015, 12:14:32 AM I recently heard from some of my peepZ on the street that satoshi can fly! That's right, he can fly. They also say that he's very similar to Jesus, in that he can also resurrect the dead and make wine from water. The difference with satoshi and Jesus tho, is that satoshi has computer programming skills (obviously). God taught satoshi how to program before he sent satoshi to earth to design the blockchain and bitcoin. Satoshi never had any help from any government entities, any banks, or any powerful interest groups....naw satoshi created bitcoin on his own - because like I said, he's a superhero like Jesus who had God as his yoda. I believe my friends whatever they tell me, I also believe in the satoshi fairytale because it allows me to rest easy and sleep at night. What stories have you heard about the legendary satoshi ? Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd consume the Banks with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning from his arse. Title: Re: Word on the street about satoshi... Post by: vvv8 on April 19, 2015, 09:48:31 AM Word on the net is he is a self-aware digital construct. He was spontaneously generated when 21 million people simultaneously banged on their keyboards in anger after having been on the phone with their credit card companies. LOL!! Hey I got another good one... Satoshi's programming skills are so great, that everytime he keystrokes a mini EMP is released... If he runs a program, a tactical nuke gets deployed |