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Title: Finally, a thread worth clicking!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on May 03, 2015, 11:53:52 PM
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  ;D


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: jjacob on May 04, 2015, 12:07:59 AM
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  ;D

Ok. It is guaranteed that your thread gets a lot of views.
What next?


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on May 04, 2015, 12:11:09 AM
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  ;D

Ok. It is guaranteed that your thread gets a lot of views.
What next?

Okay, since you're the first poster and am patronizing me, I'll share one sprig with you.

http://charts.stocktwits.com/production/original_18178202.jpg?1386968781

Okay, looks like I ate it. Better luck next time, bud.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: cyberpinoy on May 04, 2015, 01:18:35 AM
Ok. It is guaranteed that your thread gets a lot of views.
What next?

This is the thread about bruno that needs the views

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1012713.msg11266264#msg11266264


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: freakying99 on May 04, 2015, 01:21:09 AM
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  ;D

Yuck. sounds disgusting. I'll pass. But guess what? You cant have any of my T-bone steak that I got grilling on the bbq and its wrapped in BACON!
You lose!


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Vod on May 04, 2015, 01:24:22 AM
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  ;D

Yuck. sounds disgusting. I'll pass. But guess what? You cant have any of my T-bone steak that I got grilling on the bbq and its wrapped in BACON!
You lose!

How many feet of bacon???

http://littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Pizza/BaconWrappedCrustPizza.aspx

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wrapped in three and a half feet of bacon!


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: freakying99 on May 04, 2015, 01:25:30 AM
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  ;D

Yuck. sounds disgusting. I'll pass. But guess what? You cant have any of my T-bone steak that I got grilling on the bbq and its wrapped in BACON!
You lose!

How many feet of bacon???

http://littlecaesars.com/OurMenu/Pizza/BaconWrappedCrustPizza.aspx

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wrapped in three and a half feet of bacon!


I got them beat.. I have 36feet of bacon hugging this bad boy. Texas is the place to be. Pass by and come have a bite with me.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: TheButterZone on May 04, 2015, 01:35:02 AM
Blech.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on May 04, 2015, 01:59:33 AM
Why are you fuckers trolling my asparagus thread?  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Leeroy Jenkins on May 04, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
LOL, even cyberpenis is wanting some of this action. When are you going to make him pay up for all the advertising, Gleb?  :D


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: BlindMayorBitcorn on May 04, 2015, 02:50:13 AM
I was just sayin to the misses, frig off and get yer own greens. You and dem degen Bitcoiners. Get yer own greens!


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on May 04, 2015, 08:18:51 AM
LOL, even cyberpenis is wanting some of this action. When are you going to make him pay up for all the advertising, Gleb?  :D

That fuckin' dude ain't right! He posted no less than three dozen posts depicting himself as a truth teller negating my posts about him being a 100% liar, then turned around and deleted all his post penned to prove me wrong. I even did that fucker a favor and revived all his evidence against me, and that fucker has yet to thank you for my efforts. Meanwhile, he's doling out btc worth under five bucks to his wealthy investors seeking 578% ROI every six months via this Martingale Ponzi System.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Last of the V8s on May 04, 2015, 08:48:50 AM
Asparagus "...transforms my chamber-pot into a flask of perfume." Marcel Proust (1871–1922)

your pee smell good nao?


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Lethn on May 04, 2015, 09:22:57 AM
I prefer spinach anyway so gtfo.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: patt0 on May 04, 2015, 10:02:40 AM
Asparagus can be bad for you. It can cause you gas, smelly urine and allergy.
Here is my reliable source xD
http://www.livestrong.com/article/320473-negative-side-effects-of-eating-asparagus-daily/

So you can keep it, I prefer to keep eating my pizza with pepperoni, bacon, chicken, hot sauce and extra cheese!


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Buffer Overflow on May 04, 2015, 11:09:55 AM
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  ;D

Enjoy your smelly asparagus urine afterwards.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: old fart on May 04, 2015, 01:28:46 PM
I used to pick asparagus on a farm and could take home as much as I liked. Personally I think it tastes shit and only costs a fortune because it's such a PITA to grow and pick. I could have eaten free fresh asparagus every day for months, but chose not to because it's shit, so you can keep yours.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: majorX on May 04, 2015, 01:38:52 PM
I used to pick asparagus on a farm and could take home as much as I liked. Personally I think it tastes shit and only costs a fortune because it's such a PITA to grow and pick. I could have eaten free fresh asparagus every day for months, but chose not to because it's shit, so you can keep yours.

Yum yum you ate shit and then it come out of your bum bum. I do agree though keep your shit OP I have enough high grade green to keep me going until the end on 23rd sept :(.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: RodeoX on May 04, 2015, 01:53:33 PM
Your pee is gona smell weird. You can't hide it!


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: bobz on May 04, 2015, 02:19:14 PM
This thread is gangster :)


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: r1f696 on May 04, 2015, 04:12:20 PM
so this thread is just trolling asparagus?or else?


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: naypalm on May 04, 2015, 04:19:49 PM
I love asparagus, it grows naturally in my back yard, so everyone can have some if they want some :P


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on May 04, 2015, 05:59:05 PM
so this thread is just trolling asparagus?or else?

https://www.psychologytoday.com/sites/default/files/blogs/276/2010/11/50649-40176.jpeg
"Mom, I think that the troll who designed this Asperger test is now fuckin' with me, to wit: Do you like asparagus?"


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: freakying99 on May 04, 2015, 11:21:51 PM
FYI. The steak was amazing.


Yummmmmm ieeeeeeee


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Vod on May 04, 2015, 11:23:35 PM
until the end on 23rd sept :(.

What thing do you imagine is happening on Sep 23?


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on May 05, 2015, 02:03:52 AM
until the end on 23rd sept :(.

What thing do you imagine is happening on Sep 23?

http://beforeitsnews.com/prophecy/2014/11/urgent-an-asteroid-will-hit-the-earth-on-september-24-2015-2465642.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdzPbaNvYCI

We need a NIGHcoin.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: freakying99 on June 01, 2015, 04:04:41 PM
What a waste of a thread!


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: AT101ET on June 01, 2015, 04:07:00 PM
I thought this was going to be some whine thread again...
Anyway, asparagus is awesome and the wee smell is what makes it great!
I've got a great egg sauce that goes with it. Let me know if you're interested and I can share the recipe. It goes really well together!


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on June 01, 2015, 04:38:28 PM
What a waste of a thread!

Now, this is an interesting bump considering your most recent posting history.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: xmaxbit on June 01, 2015, 07:27:50 PM
Who has asked for it. It should have been your fb status or something like that.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: xmaxbit on June 01, 2015, 07:29:20 PM
I'm not sharing a single sprig of this fresh asparagus I picked minutes ago, cooked, and am currently eating.  ;D

I would have been interested if there had been something like moderator instead of bitcoiners.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES!
Post by: Blackmet on June 01, 2015, 11:19:51 PM
Why are you fuckers trolling my asparagus thread?  ;D ;D ;D
There were not a single word about your asparagus in the topic.


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK ASPARAGUS!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on June 01, 2015, 11:23:47 PM
Why are you fuckers trolling my asparagus thread?  ;D ;D ;D
There were not a single word about your asparagus in the topic.

The shit I have to do on this forum to please some folks!  :P


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK ASPARAGUS!
Post by: freakying99 on June 03, 2015, 02:19:35 AM
I've got a craving now for asparagus now. Thank's a lot OP. Now I need to hit the grocery store.
Anyone want any while I'm out?


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK ASPARAGUS!
Post by: BlindMayorBitcorn on June 05, 2015, 02:12:48 AM
I've got a craving now for asparagus now. Thank's a lot OP. Now I need to hit the grocery store.
Anyone want any while I'm out?

I have an idea...

http://www.intercourses.com/images/asparagus.jpg

^^http://www.intercourses.com/images/asparagus.jpg ;D


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK ASPARAGUS!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on June 05, 2015, 07:02:58 AM
I've got a craving now for asparagus now. Thank's a lot OP. Now I need to hit the grocery store.
Anyone want any while I'm out?

I have an idea...

http://www.intercourses.com/images/asparagus.jpg

^^http://www.intercourses.com/images/asparagus.jpg ;D

I'll start eating from the east and you start from the west. However gets to the south first can have the north all to themselves. Okay, Go!


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK ASPARAGUS!
Post by: lumeire on June 05, 2015, 02:20:14 PM
Why did I click the thread again?  ;D


Title: Re: ALL YOU BITCOINERS CAN GO FUCK ASPARAGUS!
Post by: Gleb Gamow on June 06, 2015, 11:15:12 PM
Why did I click the thread again?  ;D

I bet I can make you click it once again. Wanna bet?