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Its time we revealed what all these Pirate investment programs really are. The inner workings of BS&T may* have been leaked in what appears to be an botched attempted audit by pirate. There is immense work load maintaining these investment strategies. In the following weeks many more people will be coming out of the woodwork attempting to emulate BS&T and it looks like they will make the same mistakes.

A Little background on me; I do financial analysis for a small family owned investment firm. I have a M.S. in Forensic Accounting from University of Albany. I also do contract work with P.I’s as well.*

It appears Pirate actually kept very good records; And I have to admit a lot of what he was doing is rather clever. He is using some intrinsic principles of bitcoin and applying them to highly specialized markets. However by attempting to maintain his interest payouts in such a dynamic system he was making payments when he really had no idea on his standings.  It is true he was making between 2 and 18pct and his proof of work is sound; on average would this would make his 7pct payouts profitable. However these workings are arbitrage strategies and cannot scale.
Recently we have the black pearl attempting to push the payouts even higher.  The pirate trading techniques™ are simply applying Disciplined hedge fund principles in a rather clever way.

I want to put this to rest, and I will do it by showing a proof of work. I will be running a similar program and at the end of a solid 30day period I will be releasing my entire transaction history with a rather lengthy write up appropriately titled “Pirate investment strategies” at the end of 30days I will be transferring full control of all the accounts to the largest account holder.  Any account holding over 10btc will be a partner and entitled to an Annual Financial statement. The future of the holdings will be in the hands of the new Caption.  

The most important part, I will be making Interest payments at the end of each investment not on a constant basis. You will see how much is coming in and be able to make decisions off that data.  This can be multiple times a week or none at all. It could be as low as 2pct of your investment or as high at 22pct.
Now the cool part; I allow donations under 10btc to go into a slush pool. Large account holders get the majority of my time; but if at any time I’m short I will be using this slush fund and 80pct of interest  will get paid right back out to them.

It is worth noting that my software does organize these from high to low. Therefore accounts that are smaller will get filled last. Although there will be times I will need everything I can get. Accounts under 10btc can expect small payouts of interest a couple times a week. Simply donate money into the slushfund and I will make payments back to the sent address. Watch your coins on the blockchain and you can finding out a lot of what is going will demonstrate how this all works.  

 I will keep people informed Via PM if you are the largest account holder. The first Mate
TL;DR Investment fund; The only promise is ill reveal  exactly how I spent the money. I accept all donations and payout interest randomly.  

PM or email for your private deposits.
Slush: 1A6qSPyVV4Dq6K9qUyxxK1Nx5Qbea3BUUC
 
Again: Do not invest what you cannot lose! These are high risk investments!
Contact me at
 pirateroberts@tormail.org for any questions or withdraws
edit:

*may, or may not be of factually basis. Investors beware  
**It is important you are able to accept payments from sending address! Payment will continue as long as you keep the account open. Residuals can last even longer in the system even after withdraws.
***Deposits do not represent a contract and not subject to applicable laws.

If you coulda just left those parts there only in the fine print, down stairs in the always locked records room at the Galactic Documents building on Mars for public viewing...  I was all set to cash my retirement funds out to jump in.

Aha no you wernt; OP actually worried of lawsuit from Pirate of all people. Thats funny

I'm going to predict who will win the next election. I'll release my results and a lengthy explanation of how I did it a few weeks after the election.

"He is using some intrinsic principles of bitcoin and applying them to highly specialized markets"

That's a line of sales-tactic bullshit right there. I get the feeling SA goons are coming out of hiding, trying to cash in on their perceived opinion that everyone in Bitcoinland is an idiot.

http://youtu.be/tO5sxLapAts (http://youtu.be/tO5sxLapAts)

So what your saying is you will ????? with the moneh. And using the term pirate in your username is not foreboding at all. Oh and you so are not pirate attempting to recoup losses through an attempt at a triforce pyramid.

See the trick is to get in early so you get all the payouts....then you pay the lower pyramids....Then you become a ninja, because ninjas are way cooler than pirates and you disappear with that final pyramid and wring your hands ruthlessly when you are gone and enjoy your investors moneh.

haha, everyone knows that pirates can't triforce
http://narwhaler.com/img/23/4/triforce-paper-cutout-234VqN.jpg

you're*

I don't understand.

Why would a user like WorldOfBitcoin, who is clearly a sockpuppet for another account, create yet this pirateroberts sockpuppet for the aforementioned account ?

Now, not only do we need to figure out WHY ? but we need to figure out who WorldOfBitcoin is a sockpuppet for.....

WorldOfBitcoin
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=63414

pirateroberts
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=65569

Who is the actual HAND up the ass of these 2 sockpuppets ?

I love this place...LOL

Hookers and dope?

Amazing that people are still posting shit like this. Are people actually falling for it?

If I can get 22% per Week, I am in.

Personally I would buy a boat, invite tpain, make a video, then become the BTCOSS AND TURN INTO A TURN INTO A JET(like a BTCoss)
BTComb the Russians (like a BTCoss)!
Crash into the sun (like a BTCoss)!
Now I'm dead (like a BTCoss)!

That is how I would spend the money.

Not yet:
https://blockchain.info/address/1A6qSPyVV4Dq6K9qUyxxK1Nx5Qbea3BUUC

Im sure they will come though

love how he calls pirate clever as much as possible..

pirate?? you alright buddy? you need to take a step back and take your hand out of that puppet's asshole, its unsanitary.

Gotta love the concern for the fellow man.

+1

How exactly do you eat without a mouth?

You snort your food.... Easy as uhhh.. injecting it?

I am pretty sure his mouth opens drawbridge style like Beaker.

I have a renewed faith in the community. I can report not a single person fell for it. couple bites but no one sent money.  

That does not give me much faith. It leads me to believe people are now afraid to jump in the pool and put their coins to work.
http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/d15a37b6f9.jpg

Maybe that was the intention.? dun dun dun

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I'm moving this to Off-Topic as this is certainly not a serious attempt at soliciting deposits.