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If you were a dictator, what would you do and why ?

Make bitcoin one of the official currencies  ;D

I think people should focus only on three things, improve health care so we can live more and better, improve education so people is not stupid and improve technology to create robots to do all the work while we enjoy doing nothing and living more

If I'm a dictator?
What will I do?
It's obviously to dictate.
I'm a dictator, so I should dictate.

this is the one that came into my mind when i read your post
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I would create a voting system.

If I were a dictator, I would have my entire government and any remnants of previous governments suffer consequences for their human rights violations.

Dictators are not good even if they have good intentions. It allways ends badly.

start a Fourth Riche. with love and Coins! !

I will conquer and unite all the countries into one nation and one country and one world. Conquer the whole
Solar System and create space bases. And make my self the Emperor of Solar Star System. Then next conquer the neighboring Star Systems.

I would eliminate money in any form, bring back onl exchange of services?
Dont have any skills? I would feed you to lions .  (i need lions also to make this work )

damn true , me too. thats stupid movie but great! so funny lol
the real dictator! will nude to white house!

Find the top 10,000 most beautiful girls and made it my harem. Just don't ask why.  :)

the first thing all dictators do: eliminate all oposition

You need a very strong "tool" to satisfy all these girls.

I would have brought back democracy in our country cause its my personal opinion that democracy is always the best 😊

Abolition of taxation slavery and private owned central banks.

I don't think we need to ask why.   ;)

Be firm but fair with my empire lol but my word would be law!  ;D

I would destroy the opposition. I would have a yearly celebration of my anniversary of when I came to power, and give people free food and drinks, such as Doritos and Mountain Dew. I seriously would (maybe). :P

I would kill my hosting provider, they are evil lying b******. They scammed me big time. And they take no responsibitily for it.

Follow in the footsteps of the supreme leader, and continue to take over the world. Kappa.

Nuke the Sun just for the fun of it.

Nuking the sun is like doing nothing. Because the sun is a very big nuke. Do you know the sun is a thermonuclear that keeps exploding in less than every nanoseconds for more than 10 billion years?

Really ? I thought the Sun just like all other stars are just big balls of pharts that someone lit up there so we could have sunshine during the day time to dry our weeds.

PS : Did you miss the point where all this is fantasy?

I'm going to assume that you would do this too (I would too)? :P
I mean, there is nothing wrong with that s long as you create a strong country where everyone is treated how they should be, as long as the standard of living is high. I would definitely favor Bitcoin.
I'd work towards developing the infrastructure required to make Bitcoin the national currency.

This guy for president^ Doritos and Mt Dew... you got me sold!  ;D

Mt Dew is poison. Make it Diet Mt Dew >>> pure poison.

Take the salt and flavorings off the outside of Doritos, and you have crispy cardboard.

 :D

The sun and stars are big electric plasmas. Google "electric cosmos."   :)

Get rid of taxes.
Freedom for all the people.
Crooks are sentenced by the jury judgment.
Turn all laws into big warning signs.
Eliminate penalties for breaking laws except if they harm someone.
Send all Muslims to the Middle East.

:)

Print money and buy all the other countries out..  ;D

All people in my country must use bitcoin, and all merchants must receive bitcoin.

too much girl can make you stress , no time for doing else, chaos on the girl that you have more attention on her, and fifty shade of grey to you by all the girl lol


i think when  was dictator, i will jailed all the man who more prettier, handsome than me, or make them my maid lol

I would delete posts echoing my sentiments so that I would be the first one to espouse them. Then, I would stock a lake with hungry muskies. Then, I would translate this entire forum into Klingon. Then, I would explain why to the last two sentences after the fact to not violate what's requested in the OP.

If I were a dictator, I would ruin the property of all corrupt politicians . This is the first thing I would do.

I would close the internet , phone network. I would just let my newspapers etc.

I would continue the practice of incomplete sentences because.

Region arrest (https://www.law.cornell.edu/wex/civil_rights) denies mobility rights to the arrested (above, “Muslims” [BADecker]).

Not only that, but why do you want to send all Muslims to the Middle East, BADecker? I know I'm going to regret asking this, but anyway... you do realize most Muslims have little or no connection whatsoever to the Middle East, apart from their fairy tale of choice, right? :P

You ARE the prettiest and more handsome man of the country, you are the dictator! Females loves rich assholes!

I would have sex & drugs all the time, fuck the country!

My first law as "Dictator" would be to banish all intolerant peoples, such as BADecker, to a barren island wasteland.

BADecker proposed doing that same thing.  ;)

Hmm, but his view of intolerant and mines are vastly different. I don' particularly care if someone is religious, as long as they don't put others down for not conforming to their religion's beliefs. BADecker is a perfect example of someone that is intolerant, and thus my first decree in such a hypothetical situation would be the banishment of such people.

if i was a docter then i will make u heartless

Make bitcoin more accessible and more documented. not force it on people but make it more available and supported locally.

i would like to burn all money in the world.
money make me stupid dumb crazy.

Thats a crazy one, how you will eat then ?

If I was a dictator I would overthrow myself an introduce a socialist democracy.

Then who the hell would have made you a dictator?

Who made Hitler a dictator ? He did it himself irrescpective of his character. This is just a condition given.

So, hitler wanted to become a dictator, here this guy just wants to introduce socialist democracy again, so there is no point that he will himself become a dictator(like hitler did).
So his answer stands invalid.

By commenting about hitler it does not indicate that same guy has nature of a dictator . Read the post again and if you still dont understand you never will . Being a dictator can also be not wrong when it comes to "all good" commands unlike hitler .

I would take everyone's money and wives.

Two chics at the same time.


*would pay them in BTC of course

I would order Quickseller to be hung and order his corpse to be eaten by hawks.

I would make Tomatocage my vice-Dictator.

Generally, there is nothing that can make me advocate self-destruction.  In this case, however, I would decree that all future wanna-be dictators must follow my example.  Then I would kill myself.

Build a giant water park and open it just for me

Crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.

 you all need either psychiatry, weed and psychedelics, or a big long hug   :-* :-* :-*

I have a lot in mind when I become a dictator. But the first thing I would do is to feed the hungry, help the needy.

+1

I will remove all those corrupt people in the government.

i will kill all other mens. so all girls need me :)

eliminate the oposition and all the civil powers that may menace me or make me have to negotiate.

I think it is the first thing that inteligent dictators try to do

add bigger blocks.

I think eliminating opposition and civil powers is how someone becomes a dictator!

I would only allow BTC! The bag holders would have to pay me :D

I absolutely LOVE this movie!

So if I were a Dictator I'd give it an Oscar ... no, two Oscars.