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I am doing a simple giveaway with no games (like choosing a game or anything)
All you need to do is to post the account which you want.
You can choose Netflix or Hulu/Hulu+ or Spotify or any other account in your mind (I will most probably be having that)

And not everyone gets the accounts.

Everyone can try for the account. But Newbies, Jr. Members and Members will have to tell me a joke so as to get the account.

All users having Rank Full Member or Above can directly request for one.

All users who are Sr. Member or greater with neutral or positive trust will surely get an account if I have one.

So just go ahead and start requesting.

I have a lot many accounts to giveaway. Good Luck ;)

Really? Let me be the first one to try it out.

I just want a digitalocean account that has some funds already and can be used immediately (i.e. no need to add funds via credit card or paypal before I can use).

You do have one?

Thank you if you have.  ;)

Heh sorry no DigitalOcean account available. I generally have TV shows related accounts and Sports accounts and Music Accounts and yes even Origin accounts.

Please dont ask for PAYPAL OR PM Accounts :P

Hi, i would like to tried the SPOTIFY + account.

Joke:

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?

A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
 
update:

Q: What comes after 69?

A: Mouthwash


Best regards  :D

I would like to take netflix account


Joke

What is the maximum speed in sex?

Answer: 68

Why? because if you reach 69, hmm you know what's next :D

haha that was funny.
You account on your way ;)

Still Giving Away. :)

Request - Netflix Account :D

Hulu+ please

A set of jumper cables goes into a bar. The bartender sees them and asks, "Hey, what are you doing in here?"

"Just want to have a drink and relax awhile," was the reply.

"Well, all right. Just don't start anything!"

Not really a joke, but...

Tonight I was helping my 13-year-old daughter make pizza for dinner. My job was cutting up the olives. After she was done adding the toppings, I asked her how many of the olives she put on the pizza. (I cut up a lot of olives, so I expected that many of them never made it on the pizza.)

Her reply after a moment of thought: "Olive 'em!" (All of them.)

I'm a sucker for bad puns, so we had a good laugh.

Regards,
Christopher

(Is an Amazon Prime account available?)

Ummm, I don't get it. What is the value of an account anywhere? Accounts are free, no? Actually, I have too many accounts ... if I tell a joke, will you take some from me?

Ummm, do you have NYT or WSJ? Paid?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.

Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.

Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the cocks hang out.  :D

Well.. I thought it was funny :P

Can I plz ask about a Spotify and Netflix account that could be used from Australia?

Just thought I'd ask.. BTW I'm currently paying for these every 3 months.. So if its a new subscribers only promotion just thought I'd let you know.

Hear from you soon.

Thanking you in advance! :)

i will try for Request Netflix Account ;)

BUMP. I will giveaway accounts to those who have posted once I get back home.

Could I please claim a spotify account? Thanks!

can i request spotify account :)

i need that account, please let me know if you have it

i am so happy if you give me it :)

I guess you didnt get back home, are you still giving away free accounts? I haven't received mine yet

If you read the OP clearly, Its clearly stated that am not going to giveaway just to everyone.

OH, didn't realize, can we try winning twice? or is it one chance only?

Well i couldnt translate a few jokes in my language sry about that but i like the humor in this..

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.  He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak.  His son was in jail, so the old man sends him an mail. 
He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me. I love you, Your Father."  Few days later, the old man receives a response mail from his son: "Beloved Father, please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed"  At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.  A day later, the old man receives another mail from his son. "Beloved Father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed.

Thats that and if u have any spotify for me thanks in advance:)

can i get netfilx account ?

i have +2 neutral trust xD

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=trust;u=437109