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Bitcoin Trust Funds
Greetings! Ég er víkingur! BTF is a new and exciting business specialized in providing the highest interest to deposits. Everyone is acceptera for this venture!

Our Business
We conveniently morph an expanded array of niche markets and provide satisifaction to all of our customers. Achievements include efficiently revolutionizing global applications of bitcoin trade with specialized products. This investment is low risk and high yield. Activity ceased as of BTCST default.

Oh, and we also strategically invest our funds into satoshiDICE with the help of a Mayan prophet who has aided us with 97% win rate.

Savings Accounts
Min deposit: 1,000 BTC
Max deposit: 15,000 BTC
Interest rates: 5.4% weekly, paid Monday.

Trust Accounts
Min deposit: 15,000 BTC
Max deposit: Unlimited
Interest rates: 12% weekly, paid Monday.
Withdraw cap: 5% per week

Strategic Low-risk Passthrough Fund
Min deposit: None
Max deposit: None
Interest rates: 2% weekly, paid Monday.
Risks: Very low thanks to the blessings of Mystic Ichik, who helps us in satoshiDICE. Return of funds not guaranteed due to a sex tape scandal.
Deposit address: 14nBt8WVBmJ3ichp6m3eGs3BTzmLDyYYTz

As our Plunderonzi is at the starting stages membership is invite only. You may choose to invest into a VPK (Viking pass through)

Fair warning, posts are similar to Iamtheone user who scammed with a bunch of gambling on forum scams.

Trust is a very hard thing to build, why would I risk my spotless OTC ratings?

--vikingat40

This is a funny thread  :D

Where do I send the coins make me rich!

A very sincere thanks to all of the investors and savings holders! Your investment is fully insured - we will put an equal amount of your principal into a cold storage.

Insured by pirate debt

Now I'm off to plunder some loot from uniquely generate timely intellectual capital!

--vikingat40

You must mean "Yes I am a viking, 2,000 years late"

Thanks for the laugh man you made my day :D

Cheers,
unclescrooge

You're doing it wrong.  Having Insurance just means saying you'll never default  ::)

Nonononono.

If you want the insurance, you have to send an amount equal to 20% of your weekly balance to me, every Sunday night. If V@40 defaults, then I will pay you some BTC, less my administrative fees, etc.

I am also offering insurance on the insurance. Just send me 20% of 20% of your weekly balance to me every Saturday night. If I default on the insurance payout if V@40 defaults, then the insurance insurance might be available to pay you, less my administrative fees, etc.

Feel free to ask about insurance insurance insurance, which covers you in the extremely unlikely case of a triple default. Really, what are the chances of that? Just put the rest of your funds in my Bitcoinica Intersango Mt.Gox account every Friday night, and if V@40 defaults, AND my first level insurance fails, AND my second level insurance fails, then you may meet with me in Belize or Argentina to discuss repayment.

I am also accepting bets regarding the likelihood of my default. I will be acting as the escrow agent. If you would like to bet that I am going to default, send me BTC in the amount of your bet. If I default on my other obligations, I will pay you 10x whatever you sent me. This is a good choice for young people who feel like insurance is for old people, or people of any age who enjoy the thrill of gambling.

necro

The irony runnith over.