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Title: Looks like they'll soon hang him in prison. Post by: Gleb Gamow on August 13, 2015, 03:55:00 AM http://www.seattlepi.com/news/crime/article/Lawyer-Chelsea-Manning-faces-possible-solitary-6441044.php
Quote WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Convicted national security leaker Chelsea Manning could be placed in solitary confinement indefinitely for allegedly violating prison rules by having a copy of Vanity Fair with Caitlyn Jenner on the cover and an expired tube of toothpaste, among other things, her lawyer said Wednesday. If it's just cause to put a prisoner in solitary confinement for having a magazine and an expired tube of toothpaste, among other lesser offenses, then sadly it looks like they hang Chelsea the first time he breaks some rule one notch up from possessing a magazine, even if it's Prison Life Quarterly. Title: Re: Looks like they'll soon hang him in prison. Post by: BayAreaCoins on August 13, 2015, 03:59:59 AM http://www.seattlepi.com/news/crime/article/Lawyer-Chelsea-Manning-faces-possible-solitary-6441044.php Quote WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Convicted national security leaker Chelsea Manning could be placed in solitary confinement indefinitely for allegedly violating prison rules by having a copy of Vanity Fair with Caitlyn Jenner on the cover and an expired tube of toothpaste, among other things, his lawyer said Wednesday. Fixed :) Title: Re: Looks like they'll soon hang him in prison. Post by: Gleb Gamow on August 13, 2015, 04:03:39 AM http://www.seattlepi.com/news/crime/article/Lawyer-Chelsea-Manning-faces-possible-solitary-6441044.php Quote WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Convicted national security leaker Chelsea Manning could be placed in solitary confinement indefinitely for allegedly violating prison rules by having a copy of Vanity Fair with Caitlyn Jenner on the cover and an expired tube of toothpaste, among other things, his lawyer said Wednesday. If it's just cause to put a prisoner in solitary confinement for having a magazine and an expired tube of toothpaste, among other lesser offenses, then sadly it looks like they hang Chelsea the first time he breaks some rule one notch up from possessing a magazine, even if it's Prison Life Quarterly. Fixed :) "Fixed" being a double entendre in lieu of FTFY? Title: Re: Looks like they'll soon hang him in prison. Post by: bojan92 on August 13, 2015, 03:02:41 PM Maybe they are afraid that he can escape using those objects. They think he is a mastermind and had to lock him even more.:) They will hang him for sure if they find even the smallest piece of steel on him :). He must have done a lot of bad things outside :)
Title: Re: Looks like they'll soon hang him in prison. Post by: spazzdla on August 14, 2015, 04:00:16 PM They will hang him and claim it was suicide, the retarded planet will believe it and that will be the end of it.
Title: Re: Looks like they'll soon hang him in prison. Post by: Gleb Gamow on August 14, 2015, 05:07:09 PM They will hang him and claim it was suicide, the retarded planet will believe it and that will be the end of it. Written properly, this would make an excellent Hitler parody for YouTube: Hitler: Now that we've takin' away all of Chelsea's luxuries, he, I mean she, can dedicate her time to sewing my new dress for my role in the next South Park movie. #1: Mein Führer, Chelsea... #2: Chelsea was caught with a copy of Vanity Faire with Caitlyn Jenner on the cover and an expired tube of toothpaste. http://s4.postimg.org/8baqx8nsd/rqw.jpg Title: Re: Looks like they'll soon hang him in prison. Post by: Sourgummies on August 14, 2015, 09:55:42 PM Was thinking expired toothpaste could be used for something evil and did a quick search.
But what happens to toothpaste when it expires? According to Dr. John Sullivan, a Massachusetts Dental Society (MDS) member and a general dentist in Westfield, the answer is, "Nothing. The reason toothpaste has an expiration date is only because the government requires it, notes Dr. Sullivan. Source: http://www.webdentistry.com/Article1203.html Its ironic that the Government is still sticking it to him. Title: Re: Looks like they'll soon hang him in prison. Post by: BayAreaCoins on August 14, 2015, 11:27:46 PM I spent a few weeks locked up in Juvenile when I was young for fighting... well someone convinced us that if we ate enough toothpaste that the fluoride would fuck us up.
We saved for like 3 days and then one night ate a few tubes of the shit. Horrible fucking mistake *gag* Way more fun breathing heavy and then holding your breath lol. :P |
