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Here's my entry!!! ;D

Luke-Jr: Yo mama's so fat that when God said "Let there be light" he had to ask her to move out of the way first.

QuickSeller: Yo mama's so fat that instead of an STD she gave me cholesterol.

BlazedOut419: Yo momma so fat if she lived on Pluto, scientists would call it a planet again.

My entries. ;D


Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.


Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."


Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

It's funny because it's true!!  :D

Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm 'Money Over Bitches?' She said No, 'Mcdonalds Over Burger King'  :D

BPB: Yo mamma so fat that Amazon had to start giving away gift cards to drum up business for their grocery store after she died.

Satoshi: Yo mamma so fat that he needed to create a new internet currency just to pay for her food.

PistolPete: Yo mamma so fat that he needed to investigate the giveaway farmers to take them down so his mamma could eat them.

Yo Mama is so poor and naive, she created an account just so she can eat from spam post and giveaways.

My entries. ;D

Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

That's how I get my Amazon cards!!!


Now THAT'S a good one -- is it your joke???

Ha that is my joke :)

Yo momma like a bowling ball - picked up, fingered and thrown in the gutter.

Yo Mama is so dumb that she hates BPB. Not A Joke, Just wanted to convey, no one here hates you as you do nice giveaways. Well Done Bro!

Yo mama's so fat that all the bitcoin mining farms in China can't calculate how much she exactly weighs.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs 2 forks of the blockchain to hold up her shorts.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need a hot wallet during the winter.

 AHHA Great one. Meme Is perfect for it

Yo mama's so fat, it needs to be a Hero Member and above to advertise her personality (weight).

Yo mama's so fat, her thumb touches 5 or more letters at the same time on her 10 inches IPAD.

Yo mama's so fat she's in orbit

Yo mama's so fat her footsteps are detected as seismic waves

Yo mama's so fat that she has a gravitational pull drawing all the food and soda into her mouth as she drives around doing the fast food circuit.

 ::) ;D

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Yo mama's so fat, they hired her at the trash compactor

Yo momma is so far its very difficult to be dumb these days. The competition is simly too big.

Your mama is so dumb she is the first person to register a negative IQ

Yo muma's so fat she has satellites orbiting her fat ass.

Yo muma's so fat she drools when you tell her the blockchain is being spammed.

Yo mamma so fat she can play pool with the planets

Yo mama's so fat, that when she started paying her meals with bitcoins, people thought someone is stress testing blockchain ::)

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YO MAMA like making love in a large buttocks     1dHC9UowzswrTXd1ANoS2Gb22C9CR6XJH ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Yo mama's so fat that every time she turns around they give her a welcome-back party!

Young Man calls her mom...
Young Man : "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"
Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"
Young man: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."

I was very handsome, at least that's what my mama said

Yo mama is so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the security cameras. ;D

Yo mama so ugly that every time she smiles traffic stops.

Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.


Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car!


Yo mama is so stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch. ;D



Edit: One sec. editing it and organizing. All done. :)

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Yo mama's sooo fat that she presses f,g,c,v,b and space key when trying to type @

Crikey!!!!

Yo Mama is so old, she has to screw on her underpants around her wrinkles.

yo mama like a hulk when she was got menstruating

Yo mama is so fat when I killed her in Call of Duty I got a 5 kill streak.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean

Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't take a picture but she takes poster instead

Yo mama is so fat, even theymos is afraid of her bann hammer

Yo mama is so dumb, she doesn't know gym but she knows jane

 ??? :o

Yo mama's the reason they invented widescreen format ..  ;D

Yo Mama is so poor she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.

Yo mama's so fat, I am afraid if someday a car crash her, the car will be broken and the driver get injured

Yo mama's so fat, she even didnt know where the pizza she had bought with her bitcoin. Actually she was sitting on it.


ADD:

Yo mama's so fat, it takes 365 days for us to go around her.

Every time yo momma jumps in the sea, she yells "Beat that, Moses!"

rofl

Yo mama so fat that a train hit her, she survived but 500 dead. :(

Yo mama's soo fat, that when she eats beans .. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO1q3HwB0y0

yo mama eyes is so shining when he saw the shoes are labeled discounts

Yo mama teeeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles.

Yo mam is so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince

Yo MAMA is so fat, an astronaut could see her with naked eye from mars.

Ha ha love it, My moma is so skinny she falls over when someone trumps.

 Says round number one btw.. sorry ocd

Yo mama jokes ey? Not to good at them, but I'll try to think of something.

Maybe if you spent less time obsessing over Kristen Stewart...

Hush you. We both know you like her more than I do!

Yo mama's so fat , she can't even jump to conclusions

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention

Yo mama's so bald, when she took shower , she got brainwashed

Yo mama's so dumb , she failed a urine test

So you did say a personal story about my mom..... well sorry that's too big of a subject

Yo mommas so old she flipped the switch when jesus said let there be light! and then he told he to move her fatass outa the way.

Yo momma is sooooo fat... she got more Chins than a hong kong phone book.


yoooo momma iss sooo fatt she got baptized in the ocean.... and flooded 17countries.

yo mama so dumb  i'm enough and tired.. bed is the answer

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Your mama's so fat she couldn't even type a joke about herself

Yo mama's so fat, actually Satoshi is hiding behind her, thats why we never find him.

Yo mama is so fat, her folds can be used as an oven.

yo mamma is so dumb i asked her if i could borrow some bitcoins and she started taking quarters outta her pocket and biting them to loan me

 ???

Yo mama is so skinny, I've seen her shadow, but I couldn't find her!

Yo mama is so ugly, she cannot win a beauty contest even alone in the desert!

Yo mamma was the last thing "the scream" figure saw

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnMUJqwk3s-E4AG9vDHotaFQIZUh2bUYSZaWsPkewh_FQLbDXSMA

Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama is so hairy that when she walked into Chucky Cheese they thought she was the rat.


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Yo mama so strong that she stopped the parked car  :o

yo mama is so forgetful he went from texas to arizona forget not to bring a car
so during this time she walks by foot -_-

Yo mama is fat so she could not take bipolarbobs bitcoin...

yo mama boobs so sexeh even bipolarbobs used her boobs on his id.....

hahaha..

1- Yo mama's so fat when she went swimming in the pacific the save the whale foundation came to her rescue
2- Yo mama so short that she broke her leg getting off the toilet
3- Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out

yo mamas so fat, she tripped, fell, and now Stanleys flat.

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

Yo mama's so fat

enough said

Yo mama is like a vacuum cleaner. She sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are very concerned about her health and took her to the hospital.

Yo mama so old that I told her to act her own age, she died.

Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming their search engine after how old she is.

Don't know if these have been posted. But, they are my favourites:

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!

Yo mama is so fat, she was (somehow) floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for their New World.

Yo mama is so fat, she was banned from the bank, cause robbers use her as a surveillance camera smokescreen.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo mama is so fat, she buys hula hoops to hold up her socks.

Yo mama is so ____, she jumped into a swimming pool, and all the water splashed out.
A. Fat
B. Ugly

Yo mama so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory

yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view

Yo mama so dumb she thought 1btc are $10k

yo mamma, you are so funny, when you say something and I do not believe it, finally you say "I've said" .

but I love you mom  :'(

Yo mamma so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm
"Money Over Bitcoin?"
She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"

Yo mama so stupid she thought a bitcoin faucet sprinkled bits of melted pennies.

Original^^

Yo mama such a bad poor internet scammer, when she tried to grab a loan off bitcointalk, she received 50x what she asked for because people felt so bad

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Yo mama so stupid, when she tried to rob a Bitcoin ATM, she smashed it open and asked where the cash was

Not sure if this is said before, but I thought of this myself  ;D ;D

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the museum, Mona Lisa looked away

yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so dumb that she tried to climb mountain dew

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it

Yo mama, I love you so much but why you hate me so much ?
Just because Yo papa love me so much cause you hate me so much  :'(

Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund

Yo mama so fat she get out of the bed from ALL the sides

Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the SuperBowl

Yo mama so fat, she has to use supernova explosions to warm her fat folds during winter because them shriveling would have caused a rupture of the space-time continuum.

Yo mama so fat/dumb/ugly she was bulled hard enough she committed suicide

Yo mama so fat when she ride in a jeepney, 3 seats she occupied :( the driver cried when she paid for only 1 seat. This is the reality :)

If yo on Bitcointalk and yo username ain't TheButterZone, yo mama so heartless she raised kids who won't buy TheButterZone's stuff to benefit charities for BTC (http://donate.thebutterzone.com/).

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.  ;D






done done

 Yo mama so poor she cant afford a bitcoin.

o mama so fat that her DNA type is kfc

Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction goes the other direction

Yo mama is so stupid she insist not to upgrade to Windows 10 because she is already using a higher version which is Windows 97  ;D

yo mama is so poor children from Africa send her bitcoins

Yo momma's so fat, I cant find her belly button


P.S. really enjoyed this thread, so many 'yo momma' jokes here. It made my day :D

Original. :)

Yo mama is so stupid, the salesman bit a coin and sold it to her for $230.

Yo mama is huge that why she need to increase her room's block size to accomodate her.

yo mama's so stupid she gave me negative trust bcoz i asked for loan with no collateral :P

Yo Mama is so ugly, even a ghost will run away when met her

Yo BiPolarBob , I like your giveway, yo
Hope God bless you, yo
And here's my joke, yo

https://i.imgur.com/Gdp8D4H.jpg

Yo momma is so social, even Zuckerberg couldn't handle her.

yo mama's so stupid she repaid a loan from ManyProofs

Yo mama so dumb, it took 99 confirmations on blockchain for her to spell the word 'cryptocurrency'

Yo mama's so fat, she needs US army parachutes as her panties.

Yo mama so fat, she contributes 95% volume of McDonald's and KFC's sales.

Yo mama, so clever, that even Einstein gave up inventing and crashed Google.

Yo mama, so angry, she caused global warming twice. ;D

Yo mama, so fat, google renamed Google Earth, Google Yo Mama.

Yo mama, so fat, the anaconda suffocated..

Yo mama, so fat, the airplane couldn't take off.

Yo mama, so fat, when she jumps Earth goes off orbit.

Yo mama is so dumb, when she got scammed, she forgot to check negative before submitting trust.

Your mama is so stupid that she deposited Bitcoins to her old MtGox BTC address.  ;D

Yo mama to shopkeeper : give me sugar free

shopkeeper gives the sugar free to yo mama

yo mama keep standing and looks at the face of shopkeeper

shopkeeper : you need something else

yo mama : no, just give me the free sugar with this pack , because its written clearly "sugar free "

LOL

Yo mama is so ugly, the only time she can be described with "abundance" is if she dressed up as a cupcake and starting prancing to a tune.

PS:// A bun dance

So many hilarious jokes!!!  ;D Thanks everyone!!

The winner for round #2 is WyatteLikesCrypto