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Title: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: jjshabadoo on October 10, 2012, 01:55:52 AM I have a brilliant business plan and here it is:
I'd like to buy 10,000 BTC worth of ASIC hardware and mine on it like everyone else. I'm really good at mining, like f'in tits out awesome at it. I have a 5970 that generates bitcoin like all day. I also am probably like the best video game player I know. Once I start mining bitcoins like a mf'in boss I'm going to start the new GLBSE, except it's going to be called...wait for it...wait for it... G to the L to the B to the S to the mofo down home bustin' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE That's right yo, fat stacks and back cracks. I know I'm going to rule at running an exchange for a few reasons: 1. I'm the best miner in the world 2. I read some shit about picking stocks and it's easy. So I wanted to make this fair to my bitcoin bros and brought this here first before it blows up. This offer expires in 72 hours. After that I feel sorry for you guys because I'm going to mine every coin out there before you. Peace. Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: dank on October 10, 2012, 01:59:23 AM Happy 420th post.
Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: gweedo on October 10, 2012, 02:08:37 AM Gordon Gekko is finally on the forums LMAO
Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: schnell on October 10, 2012, 04:35:35 PM How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves?
What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then? Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player? How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others? There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them. What interest are you offering? Do you have a grammar problem? How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'? Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: RodeoX on October 10, 2012, 04:51:56 PM Whenever I assure the loan officer at the bank that I am a "tits out awesome" investor, it gets me nowhere.
Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 05:11:08 PM How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves? Seriously? What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then? Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player? How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others? There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them. What interest are you offering? Do you have a grammar problem? How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'? Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: chrisLG on October 10, 2012, 05:13:12 PM Whenever I assure the loan officer at the bank that I am a "tits out awesome" investor, it gets me nowhere. Yeah. But this is bitcointalk. Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: Blind on October 10, 2012, 05:42:17 PM How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves? What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then? Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player? How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others? There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them. What interest are you offering? Do you have a grammar problem? How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'? In addition, - How old are you? Do you have pubic hair already? Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: schnell on October 10, 2012, 06:12:57 PM How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves? Seriously? What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then? Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player? How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others? There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them. What interest are you offering? Do you have a grammar problem? How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'? Seriously? Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 06:20:34 PM How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves? Seriously? What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then? Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player? How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others? There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them. What interest are you offering? Do you have a grammar problem? How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'? Seriously? Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: chrisLG on October 10, 2012, 06:23:39 PM Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: Akka on October 10, 2012, 06:25:07 PM How would the lender make more money with this loan than buying the hardware themselves? Seriously? What will you do if the bfl bubble bursts and you have given 10k which is not yours to them, how will you pay back then? Why is it relavent that you are a -good- video game player? How are you the best miner in the world? What makes you better than others? There is no need to 'pick stocks', as you will not be buying any, just letting other buy them. What interest are you offering? Do you have a grammar problem? How are you going to 'mine every coin out there before you'? Seriously? Free tip: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: jwzguy on October 10, 2012, 06:36:10 PM Free tip: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law While I appreciate Poe's Law very much, and lending requests often seem very silly to me, I think the OP was pretty straightforward with his satire. Some people are just oblivious. This guy is apparently so oblivious he doesn't even read the names next to the posts. Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: schnell on October 10, 2012, 06:40:20 PM Free tip: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law While I appreciate Poe's Law very much, and lending requests often seem very silly to me, I think the OP was pretty straightforward with his satire. Some people are just oblivious. This guy is apparently so oblivious he doesn't even read the names next to the posts. But hey, just trying to protect lenders. Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: Hydrogen on October 10, 2012, 06:56:48 PM I think the OP was pretty straightforward with his satire. There may be hope for humanity after all. :o Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: panda1 on October 10, 2012, 07:18:25 PM I'm in! What's your deposit address? ;D
Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: jjshabadoo on October 10, 2012, 09:53:37 PM The fact that anyone took this seriously shows how burned this community is right now...ouch.
I will still accept 10,000 BTC for my tits-out awesomeness though. Hope this provided a few laughs. I'm still crying and laughing about going to the bank and asking for a loan based on my "tits-out awesomeness". Title: Re: Seeking a 10,000 BTC Loan Post by: MPOE-PR on October 11, 2012, 12:26:35 PM I have a brilliant business plan and here it is: I'd like to buy 10,000 BTC worth of ASIC hardware and mine on it like everyone else. I'm really good at mining, like f'in tits out awesome at it. I have a 5970 that generates bitcoin like all day. I also am probably like the best video game player I know. Once I start mining bitcoins like a mf'in boss I'm going to start the new GLBSE, except it's going to be called...wait for it...wait for it... G to the L to the B to the S to the mofo down home bustin' EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE That's right yo, fat stacks and back cracks. I know I'm going to rule at running an exchange for a few reasons: 1. I'm the best miner in the world 2. I read some shit about picking stocks and it's easy. So I wanted to make this fair to my bitcoin bros and brought this here first before it blows up. This offer expires in 72 hours. After that I feel sorry for you guys because I'm going to mine every coin out there before you. Peace. Diablo stop making alts. |