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Title: An atom walks into a empty bar... Post by: Gleb Gamow on September 13, 2015, 04:39:53 AM Atom: Bartender, is it always this crowded?
Title: Re: An atom walks into a empty bar... Post by: Gleb Gamow on September 13, 2015, 04:48:24 AM A Nu instantly appears in front of a bartender tending a bar.
Bartender: May I help you? Nu: Yes. Have you seen my counterpart? <then disappears> Bartender: <to Mu setting at the bar> And you asked why this joint's named Atom. Title: Re: An atom walks into a empty bar... Post by: Gleb Gamow on September 13, 2015, 04:51:56 AM Two atoms walk into a bar.
Atom 1: Come on, let's get wasted. Tomorrow, we're goin' experience that ride over at CERN. Atom 2: Sure the hell hope it'll be fun than our trip last year to Fermi starin' up at buffalo asses as we traveled near the speed of light. Title: Re: An atom walks into a empty bar... Post by: Karpeles on September 13, 2015, 08:28:35 AM atom jokes hu?
Q: Why can you never trust atoms? A: They make up everything! |