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Title: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: Last of the V8s on September 21, 2015, 10:37:48 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3242504/Drugs-debauchery-making-extraordinary-Prime-Minister-years-rumours-dogged-truth-shockingly-decadent-Oxford-days-gifted-Bullingdon-boy.html

A distinguished Oxford contemporary claims Cameron once took part in an outrageous initiation ceremony at a Piers Gaveston event, involving a dead pig. His extraordinary suggestion is that the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into the animal’s mouth.

The source — himself an MP — first made the allegation out of the blue at a business dinner in June 2014. Lowering his voice, he claimed to have seen photographic evidence of this disgusting ritual.

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The pig’s head, he claimed, had been resting on the lap of a Piers Gaveston society member while Cameron performed the act.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/david-cameron-black-mirror-charlie-6485095?

"S***. Turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series," he posted.

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Brooker then went another step further, adding: "Perhaps the least prescient line from the script."

The documents read: "MICHAEL: Well, I'm not f****** a pig. Page one, that's not happening."


I'm not telling porkies, this guy is a swine. West Ham supporter no doubt. etc.

So fellow bitcointalkers, is the UK finally going to disappear up its own arse?

If the pics come out, Cameron resigns, Corbyn scraps Trident, the generals stage a coup ( http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/british-army-could-stage-mutiny-under-corbyn-says-senior-serving-general-10509742.html ). Is this good news for bitcoin?


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: Lethn on September 21, 2015, 10:45:25 AM
lolwut

Well, let's be honest, the UK disappeared up it's own arse decades ago, it's just it's been going on so now the politicians and people don't even bother trying to hide it anymore and everyone just accepts it like it's not a big deal that everybody is a bunch of corrupt socialite cunts.

These newspapers are absolutely shitty sources so I'm not going to believe anything unless the others report it as well because they usually bother to confirm things.


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: Last of the V8s on September 21, 2015, 11:06:43 AM
True oh prophet. There's no way to believe the politicos, their enemies who write scandalous books, or the newspapers.

It's just a very funny if ham-fisted set of stories.

Do you really have news sources you can rely on?


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: Lethn on September 21, 2015, 11:35:06 AM
No not in the slighest :P but I prefer to see multiple confirmations of something before I believe it's real, just like with Bitcoin ;) :D


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: Gleb Gamow on September 21, 2015, 12:53:27 PM
One thing that proves: Cameron is not a Muslim and you won't find any pics of our president near a pig. (make that two things)

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/7/75/Southpark_ep105_2.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20061019234506
"Okay, quiet. The future Prime Minister is coming."


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: criptix on September 21, 2015, 04:49:56 PM
Atleast he is no pedo like all the other british MPs right?!


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: eid on September 22, 2015, 04:52:28 PM
Atleast he is no pedo like all the other british MPs right?!

Why, what age was the pig?


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: onlyu on September 22, 2015, 07:13:56 PM
Amazing how certain individual can get elected into the highest office.


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: mallard on September 22, 2015, 09:03:38 PM
=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tTyhn5fHN8I don't understand what goes on in Parliament. (http://=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tTyhn5fHN8I don't understand what goes on in Parliament.)


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: rigel on September 22, 2015, 11:17:25 PM
When a man bites a dead pig, that is no news.
When a dead pig bites a man, that is news!


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: Gleb Gamow on September 23, 2015, 12:56:38 AM
When a man bites a dead pig, that is no news.
When a dead pig bites a man, that is news!

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TXZ5gZsYapY/maxresdefault.jpg
"Squeal like a tortoise. Weeeeeeee! Weeeeeeee!"

If a penguin rapes a sea lion, that is not news.
But, if a sea lion...


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: Last of the V8s on September 23, 2015, 08:43:18 AM
When a future British Prime Minister slaps his schlong into the mouth of a dead pig in the middle of a party and 'nobody is there to see it' did it really happen?

Atleast he is no pedo like all the other british MPs right?!

Why, what age was the pig?

The pig must have been either underage or a dwarf pig for all these young students to have been passing it around with such apparent ease. Take it from me, a fully-grown pig is heavy - and has sharp teeth.


Title: Re: David Cameron Fucked a Pig and Charlie Brooker is a God
Post by: Gleb Gamow on September 23, 2015, 04:06:23 PM
When a future British Prime Minister slaps his schlong into the mouth of a dead pig in the middle of a party and 'nobody is there to see it' did it really happen?

Atleast he is no pedo like all the other british MPs right?!

Why, what age was the pig?

The pig must have been either underage or a dwarf pig for all these young students to have been passing it around with such apparent ease. Take it from me, a fully-grown pig is heavy - and has sharp teeth.

What if it was just the head of an adult (read: legal age) pig and not the entire pig? That what solve two issues: age and weight. Three, if a very old pig sans teeth.