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and I was hoping some of you may have some ideas on how to show this dude my "appreciation."  If you have a good imagination and know any good pranks, please let me know.  Cheers!

Save some piss and pour it into his drinks on a continuous basis.

<this is goin' be a fun thread  8)>

Itching powder also comes to mind, and when you see him itch while you're holding court with fellow employees, inform them about the rumor you heard as to what decease he's currently fighting.  :o

Take a black marker and black out the registration sticker on the rear license plate. That should get him pulled over at least once.

Super glue the wipers to the windshield on his car just prior to a rain day.

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Thanks!  I don't want to get fired or go to jail because that would defeat the purpose.  I just want that jackass to be humiliated by a constant, annoying, anonymous pain in the ass until I'm satisfied that he's thoroughly defeated and surrenders unconditionally. 

I see. I mistakenly assumed given your moniker that you may be in for some adventure, but I guess...

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"See, pops? Darcy here don't need no gun. He can just humiliate them rascals."

Go all religious on his ass and come in each day with a new quote from the bible or the Koran,  that would piss me off.
If his already religious then go the opposite and tell him everyday what a crock it all is.

Gleb, i thought you would have better answers than what you gave, your probably the funniest bloke here.

I'm sorry you're pissed, but....

Days get better when you smile.

Ignore people like this.  They are not worth your time and effort to get revenge.  Your management will see that you are the bigger person in life and they will reward you for this over time.  People like this are a waste and they tend to get nowhere in life and when they do, it is not a life worth bragging about.  Just my opinion.

Need more info to get some good replies..
What did he do ? how severe was his actions on you ?

You can switch the sugar with salt vs Calling Homeland Security on him to report him a terrorist.
See how you can swing from minor prank to extreme ?

What are we looking at here ?

I actually put a firecracker in my best friends smoke way back.

I've pulled lots LOL

One time while doing acid in a school yard at night,
with a group of friends i pretended to break my neck and pretended i was paralyzed.

I waited until i was being watched and then in mid air while guys + girls were high on LSD looking
i did a back flip off the swing and i purposely landed funny and started moaning etc.
While in the air i squirted a ketchup packet i had up the side of my neck
and when i was laying on the ground twitching and moaning i kept saying i can't feel my legs.
then i just got up and laughed at everyone ROFL
Before i could blink i had a buddy right hook me in the head because he was so mad LOL
I'd do it again it was funny hahahah

Maybe this will be good..  ;D

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Install a keylogger onto his computer and steal all his passwords then change them all.
Put a drawing pill on his chair.
Get his home address and send gay porn to his house.
Get one of your girlfriends to phone his house to pretend that she is his bit on the side.
Put laxatives in his coffee / drink.
Destroy the a key on his keyboard
Report his car as stolen
Move his car with aid of fellow work mates to another parking space
Copy his keyfob for his car and give it to a known joy rider on your estate

Gay porn, laxatives.. SCARY!  :o I hope you don't work with me..   ;D ;D ;D

You guys are evil (and some of you may need counseling).  I like it.  I'm sure the guy probably has plenty of gay porn on his computer already, but that's my favorite idea so far. 

When he said that i thought of a "King of Queens" episode i seen..
The fat white guy put his black buddies phone number in the classified section of an S&M sex magazine.
So.. get creative.
Post his phone number in your local newspaper for escorts but make sure the price is cheap so he gets called a lot.
Or maybe revise that with a crazy variant for Craigslist.
Put an ad out for his number saying he wants to buy women's breast milk ?

That guy on the show did that (Kevin James) who plays Doug was pranked by his buddy
putting "I heart butter" on his back..
Later in the show his buddy set him up for a Mail nude calendar photo shoot
where a co-worker pretend to be gay and hit on him while he was naked.
In the end they said they were going to upload his pic's onto the web.

We're not evil! We're just people you'd never want as an enemy! :D