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In response to the thread about Goats banishment (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=120102.0) from bitcointalk.com I propose a new subforum called ReEducation, a subforum to reeducate lost members of the bitcointalk community.  Instead of banning members for trolling, not providing any quality discussion, and/or not understanding the greatness of Bitcointalk.org and its glorious administrator theymos, users could instead be sent to ReEducation to learn why their past behavior was unacceptable.

Members of bitcointalk that break the rules of bitcointalk would only be able to read and post in the ReEducation forum for a certain period of time until they are deemed suitable to reenter the main bitcointalk forum.  The ReEducation forum would have sticky posts about the rules of bitcointalk and statements by other qualified members about the greatness of bitcointalk.  Users sent to ReEducation would also be forced to self-criticize and produce written posts on why they have been mistaken in their past philosophy and criticism of bitcointalk, its moderators and administrators, and any other topic cited by bitcointalk moderators that needs reeducation.  User posts would also been screened by moderators and approval of the post would be required before it goes public.  Users in ReEducation would have their signatures speaking the greatness of the ReEducation process.  Finally, users to be ReEducation would have to provide a post showing them wearing giant socks on their head.


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Amazing post, amazing pictures, amazing signature. Bump for the glory of our great leader.

Deafboy you are a true comrade.  I wonder if other users will speak up in support, unless they are part of the conspiracy to destroy the bitcoin revolution.

Ahh... entitlement.

News flash, boys and girls, this is not your forum. If you want one, you know where the internet is.

Exactly myrkul, to those that feel like they need to criticize the bitcointalk.org moderators and administrator, they can have their own anonymous genius start up their own cryptocurrency and donate a forum to them!

Now you get the idea! because you have to have a donated forum in order to set one up, and you know those can only be created by anonymous geniuses.

Strongly support this idea.

Since I've been at the forum, I've learned that I am a statist and covert government agent.

It's great to learn new things about oneself, but it would be even better to fix them.

I believe that if I draw a line between myself and the state, I can re-emerge as a trustworthy member of the community. However, I can't do it alone. I need the community's help.

This is a great example of self-criticism.  It shows what the person lacks, their incorrect and counter revolutionary ideas, and how to solve the problems together.  The cause will grow greater when more lost users reeducate rather than total banishment.

:P :P

https://i.imgur.com/nLYDO.jpg

Un-person removed?

We should also probably require them to mine some Bitcoins by hand, and show their work, so that they learn the value of Bitcoin.

Call it glbsetalk.

Will the meetings to discuss this re-education camp have free fluoridated water provided?

What a marvelous idea! I am authorized to say that the first person completing their re-education by mining one block by hand gets a free MPEx account.

And a lifesize styrofoam pickaxe.

And a commemorative nickel plated stickler&bummer lapel pin.

And carpal tunnel.

Where did pirateat40 go?

Like a running-dog, I called out pirateat, PPT operators, and pirateat investors as 'scammers' and 'idiots'.

A direct attack on the party!!! The party's labels are 100 times correct.  A comrade of my class background ('ignored', 'statist', 'covert government agent', 'Keynesian', 'FUD spreader', 'troll', 'traitor') is close to a scammer. To call a loyal party backbone a scammer or idiot is to talk white into orange and orange into white.

Does the party have a new investment fund? The party is my true mother and the party fund is my family home. The family fund will surpass the central bank. Nothing is more trustworthy. Nothing earns high returns. Nothing is more free market. Reactionaries who keep funds in the banking system are statist, Keynesian, FUD-spreading traitors.

stanman78, what the hell is this?

Goat and Rarity are names never to be spoken about again.  Bitcointalk.com is a libertarian utopia.  Comparing theymos to Hilter and Stalin in one whole product is completely wrong.  theymos is more like a libertarian Alexander the Great, great men paving the way for a new world.

I think it is time for you to get reeducated.

*Witnessed that post get deleted*

Also I talk to Nefario and Goat regularly... I know too much! Reedu for me!

Nah actually I'm just not an asshole so people don't mind me. It works, kids.

All hail theymos!

(Hopefully you guys are all able to pick up on when I am and am not being sarcastic :P)

Haters gonna hate.
Trolls gonna troll.
Admins gonna administrate.

It's his house, play by his rules. Simple stuff, people.

A noble cause, stochastic. You should accept bitcoin contributions for your efforts, and perhaps get some media exposure endorsing oppression.




(I should probably put a disclaimer here saying this is sarcasm, because my posts may effect other peoples' investments)

You know, It's funny. I've questioned the admins, before, but I'm still here. Maybe it's because I wasn't a dick about it, and/or that wasn't the final straw in a string of troll posts.

The mere fact of the continued existence of this thread proves your sarcasm hollow.

This thread still exists because I am not being sarcastic.

Poe's law strikes again. An sufficiently advanced nutjobbery is indistinguishable from parody.

Please follow the most important rule of bitcointalk.com, do not post off-topic replies.

This thread is about the implementation of the ReEducation subforum and for anyone that might like to participate in self-criticism.

I've also seen you argue up and down all day with Rarity...maybe they liked that

I politically-correct lolled.


Wasn't Alexander the Mediumly Great known to indulge in that unspeakable crime involving buttholes?

I thought that was how he got the "Great" tag.  I wonder who else can get that tag around here.

I take it you're requesting one?

I am flattered but I am not propositioning you.

To further my reform, I am identifying model forum members. These are people whom everyone should emulate in their words and actions. I have identified one.

Augustocroppo is a true people's hero! I propose that he get the 'Great' tag and also that he change his name to "The Great AugustoCroppo." Augusto, you cannot refuse the people's acclamation.

Great idea comrade, but you have left out the better parts of the Great Crappo's contributions. The New Bitcoiner always quotes with complete context so as not to diminish a comrade's real merits in the matter!




Let it be known, especially by those bourgeois reactionary enemies of the New World who refused to pay 20 BTC for their MPEx accounts and furthermore declared mean things about the same principle! 50 Bitcoin buys a lot of merit around here! 20 only used to buy something useful.

Also, the cherries in question:

http://live.coinbr.com/images/cherries2.png

Now, it is illegal in my country to support such statements. This puts me in a very difficult position. I must draw a line between myself and the state.
These are the words of a people's hero! The words of Augusto Croppo the Great, beloved of Theymos! Yet, I cannot bring myself to repeat them.

Forum members, I need your help in crossing the Rubicon. Come to my aid.


I think we learn from this that members of certain racial origins may not be possible to reducate. Can we have a statement from Chairman Theymos?

Comrade, great idea! Let us start a new age of enlightment and patriotism!

Panties.

Ah, what choice of words. Panties simply sing people's acclamation. Augusto will be delighted to hear this.

I propose that, in addition to the re-education program, we instate a halfway house for those on the path to full reintegration with the community.  Members in the halfway house would be allowed to post in any forum board, with the requirement to fill out captcha for each post. Captchas would be chosen randomly from a large pool of appropriate slogans, chosen mostly from the stickies in the re-education board. This would reinforce proper ways of thinking and observing, and improve likelyhood of a healthy and complete recovery.

The captchas are an excellent idea. I suggest we use very long captchas. Something like typing one of the Moderator's brilliant posts ten times over with no errors.

For example: In the thread, "pirate-based shitstorm", Moderator Hazek wisely reminded us of the true reasons behind pirate's theft:


Typing that ten times over would be a great captcha. As we get rehabilitated, we can decrease the number of repetitions.

Wow I had not been to this thread for a while because I thought it was dead.  I agree with the captcha.  It is a great idea.  Have to get rid of those mindless robots.  Maybe I should make a list in the OP of those users that are considered great as well.  Who else gets the Great tag?

I think we should apply it sparingly, sort of like the forum's own Stalin Prize for contributions to libertarian thought.

Broad application would be an insult to Augusto Croppo the Great, The People's Libertarian Hero, Beloved of Theymos.

I'd suggest copying truly exceptional posts of model forum members here. We can select new Heroes from among these exceptional posts.

Moderator Hazek is my only other nomination at this point. Moderator Hazek's posts illuminate libertarian thought. I feel that he is worthy of the People's Acclamation.
Maybe he needs a different title: Censor Hazek, People's Guardian of Natural Law?

Loved the titles, they have been awarded.  Truthfully, after giving these brave men the tag it would be hard to judge others worthy enough of receiving this honor.

You can put words in front of someone, but you cannot make them read it.

It would be simpler to create a new account than go through this re-education.

Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which
leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Matthew 7:14

Do you cower before the State because that is simpler than standing?

I'm beginning to think we need a Grand Inquisitor, but I'm not sure who the right man for the job is...

If you're stuck for ideas, you could check out the Politics sub-forum for inspiration? It's positively bursting with purity and strength of conviction. You could arbitrarily pick someone, attach a fake Santa beard, and you've got the perfect Grand Inquisitor, no?

Lazy Canadian won't even take free re-education if it cuts into his Hockey Night in Canada time.