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how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?

I don't get it  ::)

+1, none? They still don't accept it, lindens maybe?

I don't know, how many bitcoins does it cost to bang a hooker?

(181.83789 * MtGoxAvg24hPrice) + ( (181.83789 * MtGoxAvg24hPrice) * 0.032769 )

DUH!

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oh god... I'm sry, brain FART... keep on trolling

This is a really stupid bitcoin joke  ;D

bump   ::)

Haha I actually like the joke. Pointing out the volatility with respect to USD and pointing out that things aren't statically priced in BTC yet, and all the trouble that people have to go to to convert prices when making spending decisions.

That makes more sense  :)

Unknown, because...

Hooker 1: How'd you do durin' the CES convention?
Hooker 2: Not too bad, since learning the Letter System. You?
Hooker 1: I coulda done better if I hadn't spent so much time chasin' attendees donnin' that funky lookin' B.
Hooker 3: Bitcoiners!!! Same here, and I thought I was in heaven upon overhearing them talk about mining and their hardware.
Hooker 1: And something about hash too.
Hooker 2: Rumor has it there's a Dwolla convention coming to town.
Hooker 3: Great customers, but they only tip a quarter.
Hooker 4: Bubba's coming! Hide the phones!

I initially thought this joke was way funnier than it was - I thought the post was:


not



My answer to the joke I thought it was would have been - "Dunno - it depends on the Difficulty".

For me it cost 4.58 BTC or slightly less. For such payment I can get reasonably good looking prostitute that is not diseased. BTC > Cash > ATM withdraw > Girl.

If someone sends me 5 BTC for this purpose I even might post a video of the purchase here lol. If she agrees to video camera. It would be similar to 10 000 Pizza. I know that in black market there was prostitutes available for BTC but the service cost much more.

What are the legal ramifications of paying for someone else's hooker?

Can someone in a country where prostitution is illegal, legally pay for a random stranger's hooker in another country where it's okay?

Curiouser and curiouser.

Not as bad as paying for kilo of weed using bitcoins lol! And safer too! I would not even know who paid the bitcoins.

I probably should post a bitcoin address here for real! And another address to donate for curing me from Hepatitis C.

Don't ask questions where Google will give you the answer. Where you are when you commit the crime would be relevant, here's example NY code you would be breaking if you are in New York:

   1.  "Advance  prostitution."  A  person  "advances prostitution" when,
  acting other than as a prostitute or as a patron thereof,  he  knowingly
  causes or aids a person to commit or engage in prostitution, procures or
  solicits  patrons  for  prostitution,  provides  persons or premises for
  prostitution purposes, operates or assists in the operation of  a  house
  of  prostitution  or  a prostitution enterprise, or engages in any other
  conduct designed to institute, aid or facilitate an act or enterprise of
  prostitution.

Where this would more likely come up is if you are sex tourism travel agent sending pervs to Thailand or such. Legal there != legal to go there for prostitution, etc.

Ah, research.

Well, good thing BTC can be used anonymously then, huh?

MysteryMiner, I say you crowdfund some sexy time, and hopefully all the people who haven't ignored you will put in ~0.1 towards it. All the pervs who want to see the resulting video, anyway.

I made a chart.

https://i.imgur.com/UtVEN.png?1

Bitcoin crowdfunding for some random guy to bang hooker and post the video online? Probably it is a both BTC and Porn business idea that can be implemented. We got WPA handshake cracking for BTC page, why not page where some user asks for amount of BTC then when the amount is reached he buys prostitute and later posts his video. This can be both hot if the "love couple" are good, it also can be gross or even embarrassing and funny as hell if something goes wrong! :D

I wish I knew about this prior to renewing my vows with Maria.

Who is Maria and did you banged her?

The idea can be really attractive. If there is enough participants (both watchers and fuckers) there might be rise to some new internet celebrities or memes. Maybe some sort of reputation system or anonymous social networking bitcoin style? We have SR as an example that community and reputation system can work even with total anonymity.

Two variations:

Hooker is in on it.
Hooker is not in on it (hidden cams).

That second one will come with a whole extra set of legal ramifications!

Whole internet is full of real hidden cam amateur porn. It seems that nobody cares. And they are prostitutes not russian students or amateur couples, they will care even less about that.

Well, please let us all know when your new MysteryBoner project goes live.

Well, that answers that then :)

Actually, I think the presence of the camera, and the intent to distribute on the internet makes it a legit transaction. At least, in localities where filming porn is legal.

Nice.

Hookers cannot into Bitcoin

 I just noticed - I think there's something wrong with your chart. 17 bitcoiners per  10 megahookers? That's nearly six hundred thousand hookers per bitcoiner. I'm not sure that's possible, even with the legendary feats of endurance one develops by becoming a bitcoiner. Perhaps you've estimated the curve incorrectly?

Sorry, maybe I should have made the chart clearer.

A mega hooker a a measurement of difficulty and not the number of hookers. An average hooker rates at a difficulty of around 10 mega hookers or 10MHks. But remember not all hookers rate the same difficulty. Your average bitconer, for example, is likely to seek out hookers of low difficulty due to the non-native environment.

I hope this clears things up.

Yes.
Yes it does clear things up.

I imagine a difficulty 1 hooker must be a fairly poor sort of hooker, like a 19th century dockside moll. Are they still extant? Perhaps the measurement is still kept for historical purposes.

looks like we are having a "bitcoin jokes thread"...

I think 51% of readers have already agreed on that.

Now that's a 51% attack!

+49% like it too

Wait, seriously? An low-end hooker is only about $50?  Where do you live?

20Ls is not low-end, it is mid-range prostitute for 1 hour of "work" :D I probably will not tell my country because it will further damage it's reputation. All that I can say many prostitutes are russian.

How many bitcoins to hook a banger cost?

I thought that whored bitcoins were bad for the bitcoin economy.
78% of bitcoins are whored.
Don't whored your bitcoins - spend them on drugs!

How do you make a hoe moan?

Tell her you only use Bitcoin.