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A Woman Was Bitten By A Tiger After She Broke Into A Zoo To Pet It, Police Said

The woman showed “signs of intoxication by alcohol and/or drugs”, Omaha police said...

No kidding??

http://www.buzzfeed.com/claudiakoerner/a-woman-was-bitten-by-a-tiger-after-she-broke-into-a-zoo#.gimZOPqaP

Another nominee for darwin awards.

Must've definitely been codishmumu ... she's smart enough to do it  ;D

She can be happy, that the tiger only bitten her at the hand  ;)

Future headline: Woman Sues Tiger for Biting Petting Hand

That tiger was probably eating when she burst so rudely upon it.

As we know from so many movies: Interrupting an eating predator will make it stop eating and chase you instead and try to eat you.

What was she thinking?

She should be greatful the tiger did not decide to go ahead and bite off her hand!

Is she drunk? she think the tiger is her pet dog?

Perhaps the tiger wanted some drugs too.

People are stupid. What else was she expecting going in there, to make a new best friend?

That's what I was thinking.  She will probably sue the zoo for making it so easy for her to enter.

You have to wonder where people get the ideas to do this stupid shit!  Now I am sure they are going to punish the animal for what this lady did, whether it be a smaller enclosure or less daytime out, it is insane how stupid people are.

That horny girl "Looking for a man" ?
She would try and screw it !  :D

She's into rough sex and being choked out and anal raped with murder threats etc
so i think she would enjoy a Tiger bite.. it would get her off i think

In case you didn't know she posted some speel about her sexual fantasy
where she wanted to be gagged with a giant cock till she chokes to death
after she has her asshole gaped out and then she wants to be told
by her Sugar Daddy that he is going to kill her and stuff her under his bed so he can keep her forever.

Note:
Her version of that story was far more graphic (i cleaned it up a bit)
Don't believe me then look up her "rape murder suicide" topic here.

Ahh Bitcointalk.. where the classy chicks come cum.

Anyway lol
The girl in the story is retarded clearly and should be locked up in the loony bin.

Headline I would like to see following that: Judge orders woman to collect judgement directly from lion.

She should count herself lucky that she is still alive.  :)

She's lucky that she only got a warning bite. The tiger could have pulled her arm right off. Now wouldn't that be a sight for zoo goers.  :-\

Smart woman, deserves to be eaten.

This is serious. Was she mistaking a tiger to be a dog or what?

Pet lover's! Tiger,Lion are agressive

Maybe the woman thought she's some sort of tiger whisperer.

the sad thing is........ she is still alive  ;D ;D ;D

Maybe she thought she was Tarzan or Jungle Jim or Frank Buck.    ;D