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Title: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: TheIrishman on November 07, 2015, 05:42:12 AM
https://i.imgur.com/3Rjz0BX.jpg

Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight": Females become aroused by naked videos of both sexes

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3305320/Women-bisexual-gay-NEVER-straight-Females-aroused-naked-videos-sexes.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3305320/Women-bisexual-gay-NEVER-straight-Females-aroused-naked-videos-sexes.html)

<< Women are either bisexual or gay but "never straight", a new study has claimed. Women who class themselves as heterosexual are aroused by naked videos of both attractive men and women - whereas lesbians are far more attracted to the female form. Clips were played to women and their responses, including whether their pupils dilated when shown sexual stimuli, were recorded.

Experts from the University of Essex found straight women were strongly aroused by both sexes, even though they said they were only interested in men. In contrast, lesbians showed far stronger responses to women and barely any when shown the men. The researchers said lesbians were the most like men in their responses because it is usually men who show distinct sexual responses to their favourite sex. >>


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Nobitcoin on November 07, 2015, 05:48:13 AM
I been trying to get my girlfriend to try a menage a trois. I show her this article maybe get her to do some swinging.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: manis on November 07, 2015, 10:03:11 AM
I been trying to get my girlfriend to try a menage a trois. I show her this article maybe get her to do some swinging.

She might just decide she likes the girl better.  :P
It is always a risk experimenting.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Searing on November 07, 2015, 10:21:51 AM
This is an easy thing to prove or disprove

Offer two random univ co-ed's $250 usd to french kiss and tongue each other for full 3 mins. (helps if they are drunk may do it then for 20 bucks)

Offer the same to 2 guys.

Most guys will punch you in the nuts.

See easy peazy to prove and/or disprove :)


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: MakingMoneyHoney on November 07, 2015, 03:45:19 PM
The media/tv/movies/ etc all push the female form as being sexy and barely ever display the male figure as sexy. They are implanting the responses in the brain through a form of brain washing through media manipulation, among other things.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: zenitzz on November 08, 2015, 01:21:55 AM
We are sexual beings and our bodies are programmed to respond when we see anything sexual. Even when we don't feel aroused our bodies will still react a bit or a lot, it's just biology. Obviously that doesn't sound as exciting as the headline that goes with this article.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: tarsua on November 08, 2015, 01:58:14 AM
I can confirm this, the girls in my class touch each other all the time, so much that im not even surprised to see it at lunch time


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: bryant.coleman on November 08, 2015, 05:20:27 AM
It is up to the women to decide whether they are straight or bisexual. And as per all the reliable opinion polls available, more than 98% of the women identify themselves as straight, with no interest in Lesbian sex. And now comes Meredith Chivers, a less known "researcher" and claims that all the women are bisexual, based on her "personal research". Pathetic!


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: blablahblah on November 08, 2015, 10:58:02 AM
It shows how women are professional liars and social chameleons. Special probes inside the crotch that measure sexual arousal DO NOT LIE.
A woman "identifying" as straight is about as truthful as the "I have a boyfriend" excuse that they all parrot. They only say it to avoid a tiny bit of awkwardness. It's actually quite enlightening for me. As, I guess an 'ally' of the LGBT community, I've often wondered what is it about lesbians and bisexuals that makes them so different and interesting? It turns out that it's not just their unavailability, or me sabotaging myself by wanting what I can't have, my intuition was right all along in that they're simply more HONEST human beings.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: MakingMoneyHoney on November 08, 2015, 01:48:38 PM
It shows how women are professional liars and social chameleons. Special probes inside the crotch that measure sexual arousal DO NOT LIE.
A woman "identifying" as straight is about as truthful as the "I have a boyfriend" excuse that they all parrot. They only say it to avoid a tiny bit of awkwardness. It's actually quite enlightening for me. As, I guess an 'ally' of the LGBT community, I've often wondered what is it about lesbians and bisexuals that makes them so different and interesting? It turns out that it's not just their unavailability, or me sabotaging myself by wanting what I can't have, my intuition was right all along in that they're simply more HONEST human beings.

The women who say they are straight, are straight. There has been so much subliminal, implantation of sexualization of women, for all men and women in everything they watch, the beauty magazines they read, the sexualization of "things" over people, like the picture of breasts is usually combined with sex on tv, movies, etc. These things will create physical reactions in the body when they see these images. It's basic psychology, like Pavlov's dogs. 


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: criptix on November 08, 2015, 02:45:31 PM
It shows how women are professional liars and social chameleons. Special probes inside the crotch that measure sexual arousal DO NOT LIE.
A woman "identifying" as straight is about as truthful as the "I have a boyfriend" excuse that they all parrot. They only say it to avoid a tiny bit of awkwardness. It's actually quite enlightening for me. As, I guess an 'ally' of the LGBT community, I've often wondered what is it about lesbians and bisexuals that makes them so different and interesting? It turns out that it's not just their unavailability, or me sabotaging myself by wanting what I can't have, my intuition was right all along in that they're simply more HONEST human beings.

The women who say they are straight, are straight. There has been so much subliminal, implantation of sexualization of women, for all men and women in everything they watch, the beauty magazines they read, the sexualization of "things" over people, like the picture of breasts is usually combined with sex on tv, movies, etc. These things will create physical reactions in the body when they see these images. It's basic psychology, like Pavlov's dogs. 

So what you basicially saying is that homosexuality is a thing of the modern time and only related to human social media?


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: bill gator on November 08, 2015, 02:47:55 PM
I'm not even going to waste my time reading through the entire article claiming this..
If you use the word "Never, Every, or Always" you're wrong.

There are CERTAINLY women uninterested in other females, and in fact I personally have seen women disgusted by the thought of touching another woman.
To say any absolutes about human-sexuality is foolish and ignorant.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Spendulus on November 08, 2015, 03:02:42 PM
I'm not even going to waste my time reading through the entire article claiming this..
If you use the word "Never, Every, or Always" you're wrong.

There are CERTAINLY women uninterested in other females, and in fact I personally have seen women disgusted by the thought of touching another woman.
To say any absolutes about human-sexuality is foolish and ignorant.

With simple Pavlovian training you could get women to exhibit sexual stimulation when viewing circus clowns.

The assertions of the study are ridiculous.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: MakingMoneyHoney on November 08, 2015, 03:29:52 PM
It shows how women are professional liars and social chameleons. Special probes inside the crotch that measure sexual arousal DO NOT LIE.
A woman "identifying" as straight is about as truthful as the "I have a boyfriend" excuse that they all parrot. They only say it to avoid a tiny bit of awkwardness. It's actually quite enlightening for me. As, I guess an 'ally' of the LGBT community, I've often wondered what is it about lesbians and bisexuals that makes them so different and interesting? It turns out that it's not just their unavailability, or me sabotaging myself by wanting what I can't have, my intuition was right all along in that they're simply more HONEST human beings.

The women who say they are straight, are straight. There has been so much subliminal, implantation of sexualization of women, for all men and women in everything they watch, the beauty magazines they read, the sexualization of "things" over people, like the picture of breasts is usually combined with sex on tv, movies, etc. These things will create physical reactions in the body when they see these images. It's basic psychology, like Pavlov's dogs. 

So what you basicially saying is that homosexuality is a thing of the modern time and only related to human social media?

You need better comprehension skills. I said nothing of the sort. Certainly people were homosexual before social media. The OP claimed no women were straight, which is utterly ridiculous.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: criptix on November 08, 2015, 03:42:41 PM
It shows how women are professional liars and social chameleons. Special probes inside the crotch that measure sexual arousal DO NOT LIE.
A woman "identifying" as straight is about as truthful as the "I have a boyfriend" excuse that they all parrot. They only say it to avoid a tiny bit of awkwardness. It's actually quite enlightening for me. As, I guess an 'ally' of the LGBT community, I've often wondered what is it about lesbians and bisexuals that makes them so different and interesting? It turns out that it's not just their unavailability, or me sabotaging myself by wanting what I can't have, my intuition was right all along in that they're simply more HONEST human beings.

The women who say they are straight, are straight. There has been so much subliminal, implantation of sexualization of women, for all men and women in everything they watch, the beauty magazines they read, the sexualization of "things" over people, like the picture of breasts is usually combined with sex on tv, movies, etc. These things will create physical reactions in the body when they see these images. It's basic psychology, like Pavlov's dogs. 

So what you basicially saying is that homosexuality is a thing of the modern time and only related to human social media?

You need better comprehension skills. I said nothing of the sort. Certainly people were homosexual before social media. The OP claimed no women were straight, which is utterly ridiculous.

I tried to read your post again.
Still coming to the same conclusion.

/edit i include tv, print media etc into social media


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: MakingMoneyHoney on November 08, 2015, 03:44:43 PM
It shows how women are professional liars and social chameleons. Special probes inside the crotch that measure sexual arousal DO NOT LIE.
A woman "identifying" as straight is about as truthful as the "I have a boyfriend" excuse that they all parrot. They only say it to avoid a tiny bit of awkwardness. It's actually quite enlightening for me. As, I guess an 'ally' of the LGBT community, I've often wondered what is it about lesbians and bisexuals that makes them so different and interesting? It turns out that it's not just their unavailability, or me sabotaging myself by wanting what I can't have, my intuition was right all along in that they're simply more HONEST human beings.

The women who say they are straight, are straight. There has been so much subliminal, implantation of sexualization of women, for all men and women in everything they watch, the beauty magazines they read, the sexualization of "things" over people, like the picture of breasts is usually combined with sex on tv, movies, etc. These things will create physical reactions in the body when they see these images. It's basic psychology, like Pavlov's dogs. 

So what you basicially saying is that homosexuality is a thing of the modern time and only related to human social media?

You need better comprehension skills. I said nothing of the sort. Certainly people were homosexual before social media. The OP claimed no women were straight, which is utterly ridiculous.

I tried to read your post again.
Still coming to the same conclusion.

Sorry you feel that way. But I don't agree that homosexuality is only from modern times, and I don't see how it conflicts with what I said, and it was never my intention and as I said it doesn't conflict with what I said, and I stand by both assertions.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: BTCBinary on November 08, 2015, 03:48:07 PM
eheh! I think that about settles it! Now they don't have any excuse to bring a friend and do a "menage à trois"


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: criptix on November 08, 2015, 03:53:59 PM
It shows how women are professional liars and social chameleons. Special probes inside the crotch that measure sexual arousal DO NOT LIE.
A woman "identifying" as straight is about as truthful as the "I have a boyfriend" excuse that they all parrot. They only say it to avoid a tiny bit of awkwardness. It's actually quite enlightening for me. As, I guess an 'ally' of the LGBT community, I've often wondered what is it about lesbians and bisexuals that makes them so different and interesting? It turns out that it's not just their unavailability, or me sabotaging myself by wanting what I can't have, my intuition was right all along in that they're simply more HONEST human beings.

The women who say they are straight, are straight. There has been so much subliminal, implantation of sexualization of women, for all men and women in everything they watch, the beauty magazines they read, the sexualization of "things" over people, like the picture of breasts is usually combined with sex on tv, movies, etc. These things will create physical reactions in the body when they see these images. It's basic psychology, like Pavlov's dogs. 

So what you basicially saying is that homosexuality is a thing of the modern time and only related to human social media?

You need better comprehension skills. I said nothing of the sort. Certainly people were homosexual before social media. The OP claimed no women were straight, which is utterly ridiculous.

I tried to read your post again.
Still coming to the same conclusion.

Sorry you feel that way. But I don't agree that homosexuality is only from modern times, and I don't see how it conflicts with what I said, and it was never my intention and as I said it doesn't conflict with what I said, and I stand by both assertions.

It's fine. That is why i asked.
For me it sounded like that todays media was the reason for people to be aroused from the same gender.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: MakingMoneyHoney on November 08, 2015, 03:55:53 PM
It shows how women are professional liars and social chameleons. Special probes inside the crotch that measure sexual arousal DO NOT LIE.
A woman "identifying" as straight is about as truthful as the "I have a boyfriend" excuse that they all parrot. They only say it to avoid a tiny bit of awkwardness. It's actually quite enlightening for me. As, I guess an 'ally' of the LGBT community, I've often wondered what is it about lesbians and bisexuals that makes them so different and interesting? It turns out that it's not just their unavailability, or me sabotaging myself by wanting what I can't have, my intuition was right all along in that they're simply more HONEST human beings.

The women who say they are straight, are straight. There has been so much subliminal, implantation of sexualization of women, for all men and women in everything they watch, the beauty magazines they read, the sexualization of "things" over people, like the picture of breasts is usually combined with sex on tv, movies, etc. These things will create physical reactions in the body when they see these images. It's basic psychology, like Pavlov's dogs. 

So what you basicially saying is that homosexuality is a thing of the modern time and only related to human social media?

You need better comprehension skills. I said nothing of the sort. Certainly people were homosexual before social media. The OP claimed no women were straight, which is utterly ridiculous.

I tried to read your post again.
Still coming to the same conclusion.

Sorry you feel that way. But I don't agree that homosexuality is only from modern times, and I don't see how it conflicts with what I said, and it was never my intention and as I said it doesn't conflict with what I said, and I stand by both assertions.

It's fine. That is why i asked.
For me it sounded like that todays media was the reason for people to be aroused from the same gender.

Today's media is a reason for people to be aroused from the same gender. It's obviously not the only reason.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: iv4n on November 08, 2015, 04:06:14 PM
I been trying to get my girlfriend to try a menage a trois. I show her this article maybe get her to do some swinging.

She might just decide she likes the girl better.  :P
It is always a risk experimenting.


Even when you make her to wish that, it will be a problem to find second girl. I had that problem. And how manis said risky experiment, I count one day i will have enough money to buy that pleasure for myself. When u risk u can gain a lot or lose it all. In the end I agree with this article and I will ad that just from woman depends how much she is open for new things.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Spendulus on November 08, 2015, 04:21:56 PM
This is an easy thing to prove or disprove

Offer two random univ co-ed's $250 usd to french kiss and tongue each other for full 3 mins. (helps if they are drunk may do it then for 20 bucks)

Offer the same to 2 guys.

Most guys will punch you in the nuts.

See easy peazy to prove and/or disprove :)

Note they didn't do the test on BOTH men and women.  Of course doing it on both would disprove the hypothesis that's being gamed to be proven....


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: MakingMoneyHoney on November 08, 2015, 04:29:45 PM
This is an easy thing to prove or disprove

Offer two random univ co-ed's $250 usd to french kiss and tongue each other for full 3 mins. (helps if they are drunk may do it then for 20 bucks)

Offer the same to 2 guys.

Most guys will punch you in the nuts.

See easy peazy to prove and/or disprove :)

Note they didn't do the test on BOTH men and women.  Of course doing it on both would disprove the hypothesis that's being gamed to be proven....

When Beliathon was posting about a study that said the same thing, I think they had males too, and they weren't the same way. But it doesn't change anything as far as I am concerned. The images most see daily is women sexualized, and males not sexualized. It's been that way for a long time, so it would not have as much of an affect on males.

Obviously some males would still be homosexual, but the effect of the media wouldn't be as strong on the male group as it was on the female group.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: RealBitcoin on November 09, 2015, 10:26:20 AM
I can confirm this, the girls in my class touch each other all the time, so much that im not even surprised to see it at lunch time

Now that you think about it, I remember my highschool years, so many naughty girls there touching eachother.

They even kissed eachother once, it was so weird, and none of them were official lesbians, so it's strange  ???


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Spendulus on November 10, 2015, 12:52:44 PM
I can confirm this, the girls in my class touch each other all the time, so much that im not even surprised to see it at lunch time

Now that you think about it, I remember my highschool years, so many naughty girls there touching eachother.

They even kissed eachother once, it was so weird, and none of them were official lesbians, so it's strange  ???

And in numerous cultures, men hug and kiss each other on the cheek when they meet or part.

Gestures of affection are simply not clues to sexual orientation.



Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: MakingMoneyHoney on November 10, 2015, 01:40:11 PM
I can confirm this, the girls in my class touch each other all the time, so much that im not even surprised to see it at lunch time

Now that you think about it, I remember my highschool years, so many naughty girls there touching eachother.

They even kissed eachother once, it was so weird, and none of them were official lesbians, so it's strange  ???

Does this mean most sportsmen are gay?

https://i.imgur.com/WJYdBYv.jpg

Why Do Athletes Slap Each Others’ Butts? (http://mentalfloss.com/article/51141/why-do-athletes-slap-each-others%E2%80%99-butts)


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: European Central Bank on November 10, 2015, 06:13:48 PM
So a few women in a lab has finally solved this question and applied it to the whole human race. Sounds legit.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: bryant.coleman on November 10, 2015, 06:23:32 PM
So a few women in a lab has finally solved this question and applied it to the whole human race. Sounds legit.

Lol... I read somewhere that Meredith Chivers is ready with her next research topic. After she had "proven" that all the women in the world are Lesbian, her next topic is to link Catholic priests with pedophilia. So soon we can expect headlines such as "All Catholic priests are pedophiles", "All Muslims are prone to zoophilia", "All Jews are hook nosed".etc.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: avw1982 on November 10, 2015, 07:10:27 PM
I can confirm this, the girls in my class touch each other all the time, so much that im not even surprised to see it at lunch time

Now that you think about it, I remember my highschool years, so many naughty girls there touching eachother.

They even kissed eachother once, it was so weird, and none of them were official lesbians, so it's strange  ???
Even I saw those kind of touches by girls and mostly girls use to be as lesbians in high school times after maturity. once they find boyfriend then then they use to enjoy with guys then they will change her mates every month or every weekend LOL


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Faradey100 on November 10, 2015, 10:01:05 PM
Oh yes,l know very many bisexual womens,its not a normal:(


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Spendulus on November 10, 2015, 11:13:41 PM
So a few women in a lab has finally solved this question and applied it to the whole human race. Sounds legit.

This new found fact certainly has reduced the available pool of marriage and long term relationship partners. 

We (guys) have just been informed that every one of our women is cheating on us since they are all bisexual or gay.

(NOT!  LOL....)


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: RealBitcoin on November 11, 2015, 04:22:30 AM
I can confirm this, the girls in my class touch each other all the time, so much that im not even surprised to see it at lunch time

Now that you think about it, I remember my highschool years, so many naughty girls there touching eachother.

They even kissed eachother once, it was so weird, and none of them were official lesbians, so it's strange  ???

And in numerous cultures, men hug and kiss each other on the cheek when they meet or part.

Gestures of affection are simply not clues to sexual orientation.



I know, we do that here all the time, and I`m not gay.

Its a kind of gesture of respect and friendship. When you kiss a man on the cheek it means that he is almost in your family, and very close to you.


But when women touch eachother, they dont do that because of respect or familiarity, in fact women hardly show any respect to other women, because all women are esentially deadly competitors for men.

Women do that because either they cant find a man, and choose to become lesbian, or they just want to impress other men by their sexuality.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: withche.07 on November 11, 2015, 08:45:46 AM
I was thinking about this and expecting it to be true.
Even in generally conservative society in my country (Turkey) there are loads of secret bisexuals around.
No parents take it serious but lots of girls get their first kiss from... another girl!


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: WhatTheGox on November 11, 2015, 11:48:58 AM

Its more socially acceptable if women have sexual inclination towards other women.  For men its still very risky, you could get bullied, beat up, socially ostracized.

If i was to look at both men and women objectively with no bias though the female form does seem to be more sexy so maybe thats why.  Saying that men can copy most of these sexy traits.

Interesting times ahead me thinks.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: RealBitcoin on November 11, 2015, 11:51:50 AM

Its more socially acceptable if women have sexual inclination towards other women.  For men its still very risky, you could get bullied, beat up, socially ostracized.

If i was to look at both men and women objectively with no bias though the female form does seem to be more sexy so maybe thats why.  Saying that men can copy most of these sexy traits.

Interesting times ahead me thinks.

Who knows how women see it.

The same way you get turned on by lesbians playing with eachother, womens can be turned on by gay strip dancers playing with eachother.

It's just point of perspective.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Spendulus on November 11, 2015, 01:10:15 PM
I can confirm this, the girls in my class touch each other all the time, so much that im not even surprised to see it at lunch time

Now that you think about it, I remember my highschool years, so many naughty girls there touching eachother.

They even kissed eachother once, it was so weird, and none of them were official lesbians, so it's strange  ???

And in numerous cultures, men hug and kiss each other on the cheek when they meet or part.

Gestures of affection are simply not clues to sexual orientation.



I know, we do that here all the time, and I`m not gay.

Its a kind of gesture of respect and friendship. When you kiss a man on the cheek it means that he is almost in your family, and very close to you.


But when women touch eachother, they dont do that because of respect or familiarity, in fact women hardly show any respect to other women, because all women are esentially deadly competitors for men.

Women do that because either they cant find a man, and choose to become lesbian, or they just want to impress other men by their sexuality.
I suspect more likely women are close and intimate with each other because they share with each other raising babies and kids. 

But by the logic of this "scientific study," anyone who looks at an Armored Car with bags of money being loaded into it and thinks about what a nice life they'd have if they had that cash.....is a bank robber....


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: DuckKeeper on November 12, 2015, 10:21:21 AM
I don't think it should matter to anyone what's anyonbody's sexuality.

So what if women are attracted to each other? Same could go with men.

It should only matter to the ones you sleep with


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: RealBitcoin on November 12, 2015, 11:22:18 AM
I don't think it should matter to anyone what's anyonbody's sexuality.

So what if women are attracted to each other? Same could go with men.

It should only matter to the ones you sleep with

Thats the problem becasue you have no way of knowing.

If you have a girlfriend, and there is a guy lurking around, you can bet that if she cheats you it will be obvious.

But if she has many girl friends hanging around with, you would not even suspect if she cheats you with them instead.


Title: Re: Women are "either bisexual or gay but NEVER straight"
Post by: Spendulus on November 12, 2015, 12:35:50 PM
I don't think it should matter to anyone what's anyonbody's sexuality.

So what if women are attracted to each other? Same could go with men.

It should only matter to the ones you sleep with

Agreed.

I am really attracted to a married woman.  I admit it.

By the logic of this "scientific study" I am cheating on my wife.

That's ridiculous.