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Title: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: evolve on November 30, 2012, 03:59:21 PM
For years, I've had to listen to jackasses talk about how the Mayans predicted the apocalypse to occur in a few days (even though they couldn't predict the Spanish coming and kicking their collective asses into the history books).

So here you go weirdos....here's a place to stand up and profess your beliefs (so we can all make fun of you when it doesn't happen.)

What do you think is going to happen on the predicted date: World war? Aliens? Zombie Jesus army? Will you be hiding in your underground doomsday prepper bunker?

As for me, I'm expecting another y2k...absolutely nothing, and it will be just another day at work....


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on November 30, 2012, 04:06:15 PM
2012 will be a spiritual awakening in which all ego/negativity is removed from earth.  When earth is free of hate, love will engulf our planet, providing ourselves infinite power to do anything you can imagine.  You can't believe in yourself and doubt yourself at the same time, if there's no one around to cast a shadow of doubt, you truly can distort reality with your consciousness.

It will be the end of our man-made power structure type society we have now, the start of a glorious new world, heaven on earth.

Humanity is becoming a united, loving conscious being.  We are evolving.

With the power of soul, anything is possible.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: AndrewBUD on November 30, 2012, 04:08:05 PM
^ I'll repeat so some people can understand.



Consume large amounts of DMT because the aliens are coming to bung hole rape you.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Vod on November 30, 2012, 04:58:36 PM
2012 will be a spiritual awakening in which all ego/negativity is removed from earth.  When earth is free of hate, love will engulf our planet, providing ourselves infinite power to do anything you can imagine.  You can't believe in yourself and doubt yourself at the same time, if there's no one around to cast a shadow of doubt, you truly can distort reality with your consciousness.

It will be the end of our man-made power structure type society we have now, the start of a glorious new world, heaven on earth.

Humanity is becoming a united, loving conscious being.  We are evolving.

With the power of soul, anything is possible.

So in your mind, metaphorically, all of us will love each other?

Nothing will actually change in the real world.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: 2GOOD on November 30, 2012, 05:00:38 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIdPPVkkHYs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIdPPVkkHYs)

Favorite song... especially the moment from Independence Day   ;D


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on November 30, 2012, 05:01:59 PM
^ I'll repeat so some people can understand.

Consume large amounts of DMT because the aliens are coming to bung hole rape you.

I'm conditioning my alien bung-hole-rapers to give me reach-arounds by giving them slanted-eye bastards a taste of their own medicine--MSG.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Xenland on November 30, 2012, 05:08:12 PM
I think that the end of the world(collapseing of the bubbles) has already happened and we are rebuilding it, and that’s the revolution and that’s what is happening right now and next month and forever. We will be forced to look at each others as equals or if you don't; everyone in the world will hug the SHIT out-ta you until you feel the equality or die in the "dogpile" of hugs its your choice.... You can't go to jail for a hug especially when everyone was in on it.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Yuhfhrh on November 30, 2012, 07:31:10 PM
Maybe we will have a little bad weather. Not expecting much else.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on November 30, 2012, 07:37:22 PM
People are realizing karma is real.  Stealing from people to better yourself is wrong.  The system killed itself.  Man created a scheme to fool others, money.  People desire money because it's what's known to bring happiness, when in fact, you brought yourself happiness without money.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on November 30, 2012, 07:45:58 PM
Sucking off of others while you don't lift a finger is wrong.
Thank you for sharing your perspective.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Kettenmonster on November 30, 2012, 08:19:42 PM
So here you go weirdos....here's a place to stand up and profess your beliefs (so we can all make fun of you when it doesn't happen.)

Oh oh people of the earth
Listen to the warning the seer he said
Beware the storm that gathers here
Listen to the wise man
(Brian May)

I'll tell you what!
There will be darkness and snow to come.
Roads will be slippery and ice does harm.

Well so ... chopping some firewood might be a good move.  8)


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: evolve on November 30, 2012, 08:27:21 PM

It will be the end of our man-made power structure type society we have now, the start of a glorious new world, heaven on earth.


So, to be clear, you think all of the governments around the world will fall and we will all begin to live in the Ashberry-Haight hippy wet dream? (I want to make sure I'm making fun of the right thing)



Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on November 30, 2012, 08:28:36 PM

It will be the end of our man-made power structure type society we have now, the start of a glorious new world, heaven on earth.


So, to be clear, you think all of the governments around the world will fall and we will all begin to live in the Ashberry-Haight hippy wet dream? (I want to make sure I'm making fun of the right thing)
It will be heaven on earth, whatever that is to you.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: yogi on November 30, 2012, 08:31:51 PM
Dec 2012.

I predict there will be a great number of people revising dates.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: evolve on November 30, 2012, 08:32:36 PM
I think that the end of the world(collapseing of the bubbles) has already happened and we are rebuilding it, and that’s the revolution and that’s what is happening right now and next month and forever. We will be forced to look at each others as equals or if you don't; everyone in the world will hug the SHIT out-ta you until you feel the equality or die in the "dogpile" of hugs its your choice.... You can't go to jail for a hug especially when everyone was in on it.

So, you think there will be a revolution? So world war then? A cultural war? A war of perception? I highly doubt well see equality across the board in the next couple weeks, though itd be nice. Honestly, I don't think we will see equality in race, gender, religion, and sexuality in my lifetime, though the situation does get better with each generation.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: evolve on November 30, 2012, 08:38:20 PM
Dec 2012.

I predict there will be a great number of people revising dates.

Yup, it's going to be the 7th day Adventist thing all over again; dates will change, excuses made, and the followers will continue to believe.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: BTCKnowledge on November 30, 2012, 08:40:52 PM
2012 will be a spiritual awakening in which all ego/negativity is removed from earth.  When earth is free of hate, love will engulf our planet, providing ourselves infinite power to do anything you can imagine.  You can't believe in yourself and doubt yourself at the same time, if there's no one around to cast a shadow of doubt, you truly can distort reality with your consciousness.

It will be the end of our man-made power structure type society we have now, the start of a glorious new world, heaven on earth.

Humanity is becoming a united, loving conscious being.  We are evolving.

With the power of soul, anything is possible.

Sorry, but did you just equate the 'ego' with 'negativity'?



Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on November 30, 2012, 08:42:10 PM
Ego is the source of all things negative.  Ego is the concept of self.  Greed.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: evolve on November 30, 2012, 08:46:39 PM
Ego is the source of all things negative.  Ego is the concept of self.  Greed.

So you're saying that "concept of self" is negative? That explains your severe lack of self awareness.

BAM!

But seriously, you left me open for that one.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: juggalodarkclow on November 30, 2012, 09:36:31 PM
My prediction for 12/21/12 is....................................... BFL will finally ship their ASIC's.........................
















































.........just kidding, there will be another delay.......  :D


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: AndrewBUD on November 30, 2012, 09:37:06 PM
LOL ^ fo sho


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on November 30, 2012, 10:49:30 PM
Ego is the source of all things negative.  Ego is the concept of self.  Greed.

So you're saying that "concept of self" is negative? That explains your severe lack of self awareness.

BAM!

But seriously, you left me open for that one.
My awareness about the universe is lacking?  Yet my awareness increases everyday.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: myrkul on December 01, 2012, 12:19:33 AM
Ego is the source of all things negative.  Ego is the concept of self.  Greed.

So you're saying that "concept of self" is negative? That explains your severe lack of self awareness.

BAM!

But seriously, you left me open for that one.
My awareness about the universe is lacking?  Yet my awareness increases everyday.
Your belly-button is not the universe.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on December 01, 2012, 12:33:30 AM
But it is!


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: underminer on December 01, 2012, 12:45:53 AM
They just covered this in parks and recreation. (TV show)  Its funny because this (main) guy scams the people who think its the end of the world into buying his wooden handcarved flutes.  They all write him checks, then of course, the world doesn't end and he sold 20 in one day--lol.

I think biz doing "end of the world" specials would be cool.  I remember a lot of funny stuff on fb the day that we were supposed to have the rapture 1.5-2 years ago.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Buffer Overflow on December 01, 2012, 05:55:10 AM
Ego is the source of all things negative.  Ego is the concept of self.  Greed.

Greed is good! Like my avatar?


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: BTCKnowledge on December 01, 2012, 07:53:26 AM
Ego is the source of all things negative.  Ego is the concept of self.  Greed.

If 'ego' is the concept of self, that is, to an extent, a 'source' of negativity, but it's debated as to whether or not the self creates negativity, merely experiences it from an external object, or can even be perceived as 'willed' negativity-- or perhaps deterministic 'negativity' that, if it is inevitable, cannot be of much of a 'negativity' in-itself, for why moralize destined phenomenons at all?

What I'm really saying here is this: You cannot appear very philosophical when your 'truths' are merely vague cliches-- so presumptuous and broad that your thoughts all amount to superficiality.






Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Tirapon on December 01, 2012, 07:54:38 AM
Will any bookies accept bets on this issue? I'm gonna put all my money on the world not ending...


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Buffer Overflow on December 01, 2012, 08:20:24 AM
Will any bookies accept bets on this issue? I'm gonna put all my money on the world not ending...

Why not bet with Mr.Dank? He's very sure of himself. Though I doubt he'll put his money where his mouth is; he's extremely unstable and misguided.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on December 01, 2012, 05:50:49 PM
Ego is the source of all things negative.  Ego is the concept of self.  Greed.

If 'ego' is the concept of self, that is, to an extent, a 'source' of negativity, but it's debated as to whether or not the self creates negativity, merely experiences it from an external object, or can even be perceived as 'willed' negativity-- or perhaps deterministic 'negativity' that, if it is inevitable, cannot be of much of a 'negativity' in-itself, for why moralize destined phenomenons at all?

What I'm really saying here is this: You cannot appear very philosophical when your 'truths' are merely vague cliches-- so presumptuous and broad that your thoughts all amount to superficiality.
What do you not understand?  When you dream, everything is one, together, it's your consciousness.  Life is divided, we function as humans with our ego.  Ego is what makes us human, it's doubt, it's reason, it's fear.  It's everything but love.

You can't hate and love at the same time.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Buffer Overflow on December 01, 2012, 06:34:37 PM
You can't hate and love at the same time.

False.

I love my car because it rewards me with freedom.
I hate my car because it's a massive drain on money.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on December 01, 2012, 06:37:44 PM
You can't hate and love at the same time.

False.

I love my car because it rewards me with freedom.
I hate my car because it's a massive drain on money.
So which is it, do you hate your car or love it?  You cannot be happy and sad at the same time.  You cannot be greedy and sharing at the same time.  It's not about why you feel a certain way, it's about which way you feel.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Buffer Overflow on December 01, 2012, 06:39:35 PM
You can't hate and love at the same time.

False.

I love my car because it rewards me with freedom.
I hate my car because it's a massive drain on money.
So which is it, do you hate your car or love it?  You cannot be happy and sad at the same time.  You cannot be greedy and sharing at the same time.  It's not about why you feel a certain way, it's about which way you feel.

Both. I love and hate my car at same time. Your statement is false.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: myrkul on December 01, 2012, 07:57:45 PM
You can't hate and love at the same time.

^^^ Clearly has never had a girlfriend. ^^^


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Buffer Overflow on December 01, 2012, 08:07:45 PM
You can't hate and love at the same time.

^^^ Clearly has never had a girlfriend. ^^^

LOL  :D


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: BTCKnowledge on December 01, 2012, 08:09:20 PM
There is nothing without the 'ego'; it is impossible to conceptualize anything without the ego as any attempt to do so would be only vanity. Using the ego to judge the ego-- not a disinterested nor objective judgement/perspective whatsoever


Title: Re: .
Post by: 2GOOD on December 01, 2012, 08:12:19 PM
Will any bookies accept bets on this issue? I'm gonna put all my money on the world not ending...
Bet there :
http://betsofbitco.in/item?id=811


Haha crazy bets :) How you gonna take the money if the world ends  ;D


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: BTCKnowledge on December 01, 2012, 08:18:38 PM
For instance; you slander the ego for whatever reason, but it is only the ego that has the capacity to make such value-judgements.

From Nietzsche:

Quote
In the first place a being capable of absolutely unegoistic conduct is as fabulous as the phoenix. Such a being is not even thinkable for the very reason that the whole notion of "unegoistic conduct," when closely examined, vanishes into air. Never yet has a man done anything solely for others and entirely without reference to a personal motive; indeed how could he possibly do anything that had no reference to himself, that is without inward compulsion (which must always have its basis in a personal need)? How could the ego act without ego?


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: nimda on December 02, 2012, 12:11:32 AM
I predict lots of late-September 2013 babies.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: myrkul on December 02, 2012, 12:14:21 AM
I predict lots of late-September 2013 babies.
"There may be no tomorrow, so how about tonight," eh?  ;)


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Kettenmonster on December 02, 2012, 04:53:13 PM
You can't hate and love at the same time.
^^^ Clearly has never had a girlfriend. ^^^
Obviously deduced by pure experience without any use of logic.
Which is good, as applying too much logic on a girlfriend might break her.
That usually feels like "It's the end of the world as we know it".
Making it back to topic ... uhm ... what did I want here?

p.s.
The opposite of love is indifference as it is of hate.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: dank on December 02, 2012, 10:33:31 PM
For instance; you slander the ego for whatever reason, but it is only the ego that has the capacity to make such value-judgements.

From Nietzsche:

Quote
In the first place a being capable of absolutely unegoistic conduct is as fabulous as the phoenix. Such a being is not even thinkable for the very reason that the whole notion of "unegoistic conduct," when closely examined, vanishes into air. Never yet has a man done anything solely for others and entirely without reference to a personal motive; indeed how could he possibly do anything that had no reference to himself, that is without inward compulsion (which must always have its basis in a personal need)? How could the ego act without ego?
Man can act without an ego through love. Your consciousness is functional too, you know.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: conspirosphere.tk on December 02, 2012, 10:50:20 PM
What do you think is going to happen on the predicted date: World war? Aliens? Zombie Jesus army? Will you be hiding in your underground doomsday prepper bunker?

I believe just what I see, so for the moment just stoned cannibal zombies and dog-biting zombies going epidemic (when the unwashed masses will wake and discover that all their monies disappearead in the criminal banking black hole):
http://highbrowmagazine.com/1673-man-bites-dog-rise-americas-zombie-laws (http://highbrowmagazine.com/1673-man-bites-dog-rise-americas-zombie-laws)
I already live in a bunker so no change on my side.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: evolve on December 21, 2012, 08:05:59 PM
Still waiting for those zombies....or Jesus...or polar shifts...or whatever the crazy people believed.




Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: Third Way on December 21, 2012, 08:30:36 PM
Zombie apocalypse is the worse.


Title: Re: It's the end of the world as we know it (but I feel fine)...Mayan zombies itt
Post by: RedDiamond on July 24, 2014, 08:25:15 AM
Still waiting for those zombies....or Jesus...or polar shifts...or whatever the crazy people believed.




Actually it was quite near that Solar superstorm was hit Earth in 2012. If the storm had occurred only one week earlier, Earth would have been in the line of fire: http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2014/23jul_superstorm/