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Time zone? lol...

thanks for bringing more ppl to my subscription thread.  perhaps i should give a "smoothie discount". :D

Hey sounds like a plan!  :D

"Troll smoothie and I will discount your subscription." GENIUS!

no cut for you!  :D

DUH! lol  :D

Plus why would I subscribe to shit?

b/c you eat it?

So you admit you're subscription is shit? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!  :D :D :D

hey, i just got 2 new subs b/c of you!  thanks!

just kidding  ;D

LOL!  :D :D :D

this is a Special One Time offering for 2.5BTC.

i've put together my latest publication.  it's called "The smoothie Trollkit".  no, not Toolkit, Trollkit.  here are the first several chapters:

1.  lol alot:  makes you look happy but in fact you're mad.
2.  type in the largest font you can find.  if your forum software doesn't have at least font size 1000, i can sell you a software package add on for 2.5 BTC.
3.  use lots of RED.  BLUE is good too; its just that red works better.
4.  kiss alot  :-* :-* :-*:  you disarm your opponent by making him think you love him.
5.  volume:  pull out of your ass as many accusations and insults as you can hoping that at least more than half will stick.  it truly doesn't matter if they're true or not.  the point is to overwhelm your opponent.
6.  always get the last word in.
7.  claim that you're honest:  even though you know you're scum.
8.  if you get caught using dishonest #'s just claim you're bad at math.  example:  "you mean 2+2 doesn't = 5"?
8.5  nit pick:  if you look hard enough you'll be able to find inconsistencies in everyone's English.  focus on that even if it is trivial.
9.  and here's the most important tip of all:  act as though you are APPALLED at your opponent's behavior.  it will make you  look righteous.

this offer only lasts thru the end of this month.

Amateur.  :D

So you're charging 2.5 btc for your TROLLKIT yet you're posting it publicly? GENIUS!

P.S. - Helpful hint Cypher: You do realize that responding to me in the way that you do makes you looks pretty stupid right? Have at it. This is pure entertainment for me lol

smoothie, i will never hit the ignore button.  never.

You missed the point. The point never was to ignore me with the button. LOL

and you missed my point.  i don't have to prove that i'm not stupid.  you do.

LOL since when did I imply that you need to prove you're not stupid? You responding to me only shows that I've gotten to you. That's my point!  :D :D :D

please refer to #6

oops.  just 2 more subs.  thanks!

LOL Aww look at Cypher squirm as I dig the knife deeper. "thorn in my side" may be what I am to you.

More subs the more will know how full of shit you are.  Which ultimately will net you less subs in the longer-term. :D

please refer to #1

No thanks. Your list is irrelevant to me. Refer to the part where you can  :-* my ass.  :D

that would be #4.

see everyone, its a complete guide.

 :P

Updated smoothie Trollkit: v.1.1, see #10

this is a Special One Time offering for 2.5BTC.

i've put together my latest publication.  it's called "The smoothie Trollkit".  no, not Toolkit, Trollkit.  here are the first several chapters:

1.  lol:  alot. makes you look happy but in fact you're mad.
2.  Font Size: type in the largest font you can find.  if your forum software doesn't have at least font size 1000, i can sell you a software package add on for 2.5 BTC.
3.  Color strategy: use lots of RED.  BLUE is good too; its just that red works better.
4.  Kiss:  :-* :-* :-*  you disarm your opponent by making him think you love him.
5.  Volume:  pull out of your ass as many accusations and insults as you can hoping that at least more than half will stick.  it truly doesn't matter if they're true or not.  the point is to overwhelm your opponent.  its like Keynesianism for trollers: more is always better.
6.  Finish:  always get the last word in.  always.
7.  The Honesty Effect:  claim that you're impeccably honest.  even though you know you're scum.
8.  Math: if you get caught using dishonest #'s just claim you're bad at math.  example:  "you mean 2+2 doesn't = 5"?
8.5  Nit Pick:  if you look hard enough you'll be able to find inconsistencies in everyone's English.  focus on that even if it is trivial.
9.  Emotion: and here's the most important tip of all. act as though you are APPALLED at your opponent's behavior.  it will make you  look righteous.
10.  Play dirty:  modify your opponents posts like that which exists at the beginning of this thread.  what the hell, you might just get ppl to believe.

this offer only lasts thru the end of this month.

You guys should just make out already and do it.

that'd be an example of #4.  :D

You are seriously getting ridiculous.

May I suggest we settle this in a gentleman fashion and get it over with. The Bitcoin community surely deserves better than this.

Like no more burning power cards?

You bought the ticket, now take the ride.

Updated smoothie Trollkit: v.1.2, see #11

this is a Special One Time offering for 2.5BTC.

i've put together my latest publication.  it's called "The smoothie Trollkit".  no, not Toolkit, Trollkit.  here are the first several chapters:

1.  lol:  alot. makes you look happy but in fact you're mad.
2.  Font Size: type in the largest font you can find.  if your forum software doesn't have at least font size 1000, i can sell you a software package add on for 2.5 BTC.
3.  Color strategy: use lots of RED.  BLUE is good too; its just that red works better.
4.  Kiss:  :-* :-* :-*  you disarm your opponent by making him think you love him.
5.  Volume:  pull out of your ass as many accusations and insults as you can hoping that at least more than half will stick.  it truly doesn't matter if they're true or not.  the point is to overwhelm your opponent.  its like Keynesianism for trollers: more is always better.
6.  Finish:  always get the last word in.  always.
7.  The Honesty Effect:  claim that you're impeccably honest.  even though you know you're scum.
8.  Math: if you get caught using dishonest #'s just claim you're bad at math.  example:  "you mean 2+2 doesn't = 5?"
8.5  Nit Pick:  if you look hard enough you'll be able to find inconsistencies in everyone's English.  focus on that even if it is trivial.
9.  Emotion: and here's the most important tip of all (they're all important). act as though you are APPALLED at your opponent's behavior.  it will make you  look righteous.
10.  Play dirty:  modify your opponents posts like that which exists at the beginning of this thread.  what the hell, you might just get ppl to believe.
11.  Frustration:  as in how to deal with.  from time to time you will get frustrated; after all, you are an idiot troll.  so the way to deal with it is with a technique patented by Master Troll smoothie and never seen before.  Finish, as in #6, and then LOCK THE THREAD.  this way your opponents can't even respond.  brilliant!

this offer only lasts thru the end of this month.

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