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Title: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 15, 2016, 12:34:13 PM
Obviously Zeus offers a better chance at passage to the afterlife than those two stool pidgeonsprophets.  He is a real god, has been around much longer and doesn't need some phony book, just look up at the clouds.
Millions are already feasting in Valhalla, why dont you just give up your worship of false gods and worship Z instead?


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: organofcorti on January 15, 2016, 12:39:55 PM
Obviously Zeus offers a better chance at passage to the afterlife than those two stool pidgeonsprophets.  He is a real god, has been around much longer and doesn't need some phony book, just look up at the clouds.
Millions are already feasting in Valhalla, why dont you just give up your worship of false gods and worship Z instead?

Is "Zeus" trademarked? I'm not sure I'd be comfortable worshipping an idol that didn't have a trademarked brand.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 15, 2016, 12:55:42 PM
No Zeus is open source, using the he is in everything anyway license.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: Pathi on January 15, 2016, 01:16:52 PM
I thought Valhalla was Odin??


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: james.lent on January 15, 2016, 01:24:05 PM
I thought Valhalla was Odin??

I think op got his mythical gods mixed up.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: Vod on January 15, 2016, 06:46:15 PM
This kind of talk makes me uneasy....  :-\


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: High Plains Drifter on January 15, 2016, 11:22:34 PM
This kind of foolishness should make you uneasy, Vod.  God gave everyone intellect and will, but most people choose not to use it.  These bottom feeders - most of whom are probably living in their parents basement - need to get a little more oxygen to their brain.  Zeus is fiction and not even good fiction 


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: organofcorti on January 15, 2016, 11:56:13 PM
This kind of foolishness should make you uneasy, Vod.  God gave everyone intellect and will, but most people choose not to use it.  These bottom feeders - most of whom are probably living in their parents basement - need to get a little more oxygen to their brain.  Zeus is fiction and not even good fiction 

Why would anyone feed their bottoms? Makes no sense.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 16, 2016, 08:33:19 AM


I think op got his mythical gods mixed up.
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Zeus is a lot less mythical than Jesus, also have you been to Valhalla? Do you even worship?


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: Boelens on January 16, 2016, 05:12:05 PM
Millions are already feasting in Valhalla, why dont you just give up your worship of false gods and worship Z instead?

You tried.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: Balthazar on January 16, 2016, 08:41:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i90QIhLBLI

 ;D


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: BADecker on January 16, 2016, 08:56:45 PM
Actually, Zeus would be the better option than the God of the Bible, because Zeus never predicted that the world would fall away from him, like the God of the Bible predicted that the world would fall away from God, as is happening around the world today.

:)

EDIT: Come on! You know what I mean. People don't like to know what is going to happen in the future, even though they SAY they would like to know. If they wanted to know the future, they would learn to understand the Bible.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 17, 2016, 12:18:31 AM
Why can't you accept that Jesus is a false prophet?  He never even existed!
I saw Zeus's work the other day, so I know he exists, you can't say the same for Jesus.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: abhishek.g on January 17, 2016, 12:26:18 AM
Obviously Zeus offers a better chance at passage to the afterlife than those two stool pidgeonsprophets.  He is a real god, has been around much longer and doesn't need some phony book, just look up at the clouds.
Millions are already feasting in Valhalla, why dont you just give up your worship of false gods and worship Z instead?

Afterlife, what rubbish ! Nobody even knows what is going to happen after death. Still everybody is chasing for such thing.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 17, 2016, 12:30:38 AM
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Afterlife, what rubbish ! Nobody even knows what is going to happen after death. Still everybody is chasing for such thing.

Many seem pretty convinced that they know, but then they think their imaginary friend wrote a book 1800 or so years ago.
Obviously though, Zeus is the only real god,  I wouldn't like to take any chances displeasing him.  You stand a much better chance of getting to the afterlife if you make a daily sacrifice to Z.

May Z's blessings be upon you.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: High Plains Drifter on January 17, 2016, 01:27:30 AM
Tell big Z I said he can suck it


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 17, 2016, 01:38:57 AM
You can tell him yourself... when you pray you're talking to Z  he is the only real god.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: tekno on January 17, 2016, 01:42:44 AM
zeus was a legend. how can you compare myth of zeus with lived prophets
zeus amon ra afrodit blaa blaa blaa


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 17, 2016, 01:45:06 AM
You realise Jesus is definitely a myth also?  What makes you so sure?  Have you not seen lightning?


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: organofcorti on January 17, 2016, 02:00:53 AM
zeus was a legend. how can you compare myth of zeus with lived prophets
zeus amon ra afrodit blaa blaa blaa

I dunno. The Greek gods have had as many stories written about them as the Abrahamic god. Are you being a bit racist or goddist or whatever? You don't accept other people's religions?


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 17, 2016, 05:02:11 AM
 amon ra afrodit jesus blaa blaa blaa

Don't park Zeus in with these falsies, he may strike you down with lightning... happens all the time.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: hahay on January 17, 2016, 09:04:41 AM
things like this are not supposed to be debated, you are confident with your religion and vice versa I'm sure with my religion. Enough!

لَكُمْ دِينُكُمْ وَلِيَ دِينِ


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 17, 2016, 09:52:42 AM
Yeah fair enough, Im sure Zeus blesses Allah.
Have a good day.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: abhishek.g on January 17, 2016, 10:50:06 AM
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Afterlife, what rubbish ! Nobody even knows what is going to happen after death. Still everybody is chasing for such thing.

Many seem pretty convinced that they know, but then they think their imaginary friend wrote a book 1800 or so years ago.
Obviously though, Zeus is the only real god,  I wouldn't like to take any chances displeasing him.  You stand a much better chance of getting to the afterlife if you make a daily sacrifice to Z.

May Z's blessings be upon you.

You must be kidding. No god is equal to no afterlife , no matter what you believe in. And yes when you find god please post address to his residence I have bulk of questions to ask.


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: strayanbit on January 17, 2016, 12:23:23 PM
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You must be kidding. No god is equal to no afterlife , no matter what you believe in. And yes when you find god please post address to his residence I have bulk of questions to ask.

I'm not saying I know anything, but its clear from all the signs that definitely at least almost half the time you will get into Valhalla if you follow the Z man.
You will need a helicopter to get above cloud level to talk to him at the very least.  I don't think you can post things to him, hes not Santa Claus after all!


Title: Re: Why Zeus is a better option for salvation than Jesus or Mohammed
Post by: Anubiss on January 20, 2016, 02:48:46 PM
It doesnt matter how You call Your God, they all define the same universal laws.