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Title: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 26, 2016, 05:46:01 PM AMAZINGBTCIT - INCREDIBLE RETURNS: -600% IN JUST 18 HOURS!! PLAY AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT!!! NO MINIMUM DEPOSIT! NO MAXIMUM DEPOSIT - Give US as much of YOUR money as YOU want and watch it GO OVERNIGHT! JUST follow these five simple STEPS and MAKE internet **MILLIONAIRES** overNIGHT!!! Step 1: Choose YOUR investment level - our minimum investment level starts at just 0.0000001 BTC our maximum is 124,467,725.0000000 BTC - YOU choose how much of YOUR money to SEND US! Step 2: Send YOUR initial investment - however big or small - to: 1MgTKvd1bNM573QBeHNHDvDmX6Q7y7DAT You could start with as little as 100 BTC, 10 BTC or just 1 BTC - but remember, in just 18 short hours you will have made a -600% ROI - these kind of returns can ONLY be found at AMAZINGBTCIT!!!!!!!!!1!! Step 3: Now for the hard part - this is what makes our investment platform so unique. For step 3, wait 6 hours. Many of our most successful investors spend this time counting their toes (can YOU count them all?) or staring at a clock on the wall, beads of sweat GLISTENING on their forehead as the seconds seem to move somehow ever slower. Once the six hours is up take the same amount of Bitcoin you chose in step one, double it and send it to: 1Nj3kLeFEgJUVVqv7BVzu2RoGaBEVnqpxe Write this number down - you'll need it for the final step Congratulations, Big Shot! You just made -300% ROI in just 6 hours! Step 4: This step really sorts the men from the boys, also the women from the girls and the humans from any animals that may have wandered off the street*. After spending another 6 hours staring intently at a crack in the wall (is it growing?) or up into the endless skies, watching the clouds roll over your indifferent form, get ready for some serious math! Take the number you chose in step one, then add it to the number you wrote down in step 3. You will probably need to use an abacus to help you with this - most convenience stores will rent you one for just a few hundred dollars, or you can try the online abacus here: http://www.online-calculator.com/online-abacus/ (http://www.online-calculator.com/online-abacus/) Check your calculations thoroughly. I like to run mine through the Tianhe-2 supercomputer hidden deep inside China's ministry of defence. It's usually running simulated nuclear tests of the effect of surprise atomic attacks on US cities, but you can quit these programs by turning the machine off and on again at the wall. Once you're sure the number is accurate, send the bitcoins to: 17mJ81zQ3fb8aJ6m9YtBxtuLcFNo8n9Wia[ You did it champ - you made -600% ROI in just a few hours! What a pro! *Accurate sorting of gender, age and livestock not guaranteed. AMAZINGBTC takes no responsibility for misplaced pets, children or elderly relatives Step 5: Finally, spend another 6 hours thinking about your life. Think about all the people you let down and the mistakes you made. Remember the person you felt yourself falling in love with all those years ago, but were too afraid to do anything about? I wonder what they're doing now. I wonder if they're happy. Do you hope they are? Hey sport, time's up! Now go back to step one and keep the cash rolling in - you'll have made a millionaire in no time! FAQ 1.) How can AMAZINGBTC afford such incredible ROIs for their investors? It seems too good to be true! First of all, AMAZINGBTC saves a huge amount on overhead by not hiring developers or having any kind of site at all - and those savings go right into investors profits! But wait, there's more! While we can't give away all our secrets, the AmazingBTC system relies on a state of the art scripting system that exploits a core weakness in the Bitcoin system - specifically the Significant Cumulous Avarice of Many (SCAM) bug, which causes irrational flocking behaviour amongst those attempting to make money from the... uh never mind. We use bots. It's all done with bots. 2.) If your bots are so amazing, why do you need our money? We don't! We're just really generous and want to spread the wealth. 3.) Then why not just send us the money, or give it to the poor? Shut up. I hope this answers any questions you have about AMAZINGBTC. We guarantee some people are going to make an absolute fortune from this system! Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: alwinlinzee on January 26, 2016, 05:50:38 PM Your info is not understandable are you talking about the site call AMAZINGBIT, is it newly made?
It is not wise not to know what you are watching. Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: condoras on January 26, 2016, 05:51:51 PM Your info is not understandable are you talking about the site call AMAZINGBIT, is it newly made? It is not wise not to know what you are watching. Thats right... Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 26, 2016, 08:10:57 PM Your info is not understandable are you talking about the site call AMAZINGBIT, is it newly made? It is not wise not to know what you are watching. AMAZINGBTC Is a BRAND NEW negative HYP - it promises faster losses than any other scam out there! Don't delay, get involved NOW! Unlike other sites which just take your money and run, we promise never to run - the returns promised are the returns you will get if you just follow our simple to implement system! Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: Real Madrid on January 26, 2016, 08:15:17 PM I laughed at: "We're just really generous and want to spread the wealth."
LOL Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 26, 2016, 08:20:23 PM MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! [/size]Thanks to the INCREDIBLE success of AMAZINGBTC since going live 6 minutes ago we have INCREASED our payout times and structures! We now payout -600% ROI in just 18 hours, rather than -500% in 30! If you had already begun making payments under the old system - don't worry! Just send the payments again! Send them twice if you want! Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: cryostasis25 on January 26, 2016, 08:23:47 PM Generous why go all those hassle just give some bits. Wellbif anyone can spare got scammed by not forex trading marlive.
1KULDrn5nZtGU6qqkrmVVw6enygAUXJPrD Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 26, 2016, 09:26:55 PM Because we want to give back to the BITCOIN community from whom we have taken so, so much.
And the only way to ensure the people we reward are true bitcoiners is by having them send us huge amounts of Bitcoin. Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: CaRLoSXXX on January 26, 2016, 09:29:51 PM scam ;)
Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: rsbrebelo on January 26, 2016, 10:07:34 PM I´m in just send 100btc
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 26, 2016, 10:23:57 PM scam ;) Thank you we are hoping to be amongst the top ten cyptocurrency scam sites by Q3 this year - with your help we can irritate more people than any other blagger in history! don't miss out! Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: JavaLove on January 26, 2016, 10:34:47 PM I'm sorry I can't tell if all this is sarcasm or not.
Usually I can tell when a thread is fake or not and when people are joking around but this one is interesting. Of course I would never, ever send my money here but I am getting mixed signals as to whether the admin is serious or not based on his comments. Anyone else feel the same way? EDIT: I am a loser and couldn't realize it the first time. Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: ShrykeZ on January 26, 2016, 10:40:18 PM I'm sorry I can't tell if all this is sarcasm or not. Usually I can tell when a thread is fake or not and when people are joking around but this one is interesting. Of course I would never, ever send my money here but I am getting mixed signals as to whether the admin is serious or not based on his comments. Anyone else feel the same way? Of course it's sarcasm look at the coloured rainbow text, a real scam doesn't even put this much effort in. ;D Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 26, 2016, 11:06:18 PM I'm sorry I can't tell if all this is sarcasm or not. Usually I can tell when a thread is fake or not and when people are joking around but this one is interesting. Of course I would never, ever send my money here but I am getting mixed signals as to whether the admin is serious or not based on his comments. Anyone else feel the same way? I think you are going to look back at this post with a huge amount of regret in a few weeks. I will admit this can't be sustainable for the long term - not with the number of subscribers we are getting, and the rate of reinvestment (I have been somewhat disingenuous in that I was a at a CC convention last week and let people there into the secret during a private lecture - some of the guys from there are on their 4th or 5th runthrough. I don't need to tell you that -500 to the power of 5 = -3125% of what they started out with!). Luckily we have a strong system in place which not only copes with people coming back for more, but actually relies on it - the volatility alone can be enough to keep things ticking over. But we do need new subscribers, we dropped under 20kBTC today for a little while which was scary! Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: partialist on January 26, 2016, 11:30:55 PM I'm sorry but you must have no life if you spent this much time making a fake thread
Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: JavaLove on January 27, 2016, 03:28:02 AM Lol I just came back to the thread and saw the title saying a brand new scam.
I swear I didn't notice that before I read it, I just saw "real returns for our investors" and then read the post. It's been a busy week for me I'd better actually get some sleep ;) Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: james.lent on January 27, 2016, 04:13:21 AM jonnie you have officially lost your marbles.
Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: noel57 on January 27, 2016, 05:50:14 AM This is a sincere investment and not a scam besides the admin is honest because he told us what they will pay We now payout -600% ROI in just 18 hours, rather than -500% in 30!
Most of this ponzi never pays too but you loss -100% to them. Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: Everybitbit on January 27, 2016, 05:55:11 AM this kind of thread are more and more in here, most stupid scam attempt ever made..
make some real sites if want to scam people, dont make stupid thread that ask people to invest at your wallet and its go scam, most scammer here make website and effort to scam investor. at least with effort. but your without effort, look stupid for yourself actually. Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: azuzu1330 on January 27, 2016, 06:01:41 AM this kind of thread are more and more in here, most stupid scam attempt ever made.. make some real sites if want to scam people, dont make stupid thread that ask people to invest at your wallet and its go scam, most scammer here make website and effort to scam investor. at least with effort. but your without effort, look stupid for yourself actually. Man you must be a genius, really :P Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: james.lent on January 27, 2016, 06:14:51 AM this kind of thread are more and more in here, most stupid scam attempt ever made.. make some real sites if want to scam people, dont make stupid thread that ask people to invest at your wallet and its go scam, most scammer here make website and effort to scam investor. at least with effort. but your without effort, look stupid for yourself actually. in case you missed it, its a troll thread mate ;D Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: skorching on January 27, 2016, 12:00:41 PM I can send you 100 BTC for investment if you first send me 5 btc to my cousin's husband's aunt's pet monkey in Nigeria. He's a prince you know. Send now to avoid disappointment!
Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: JavaLove on January 27, 2016, 12:29:01 PM this kind of thread are more and more in here, most stupid scam attempt ever made.. make some real sites if want to scam people, dont make stupid thread that ask people to invest at your wallet and its go scam, most scammer here make website and effort to scam investor. at least with effort. but your without effort, look stupid for yourself actually. Don't worry, I skimmed through it quickly too and thought that it might be legitimate as well. Just carefully read the title and payout numbers. You'll feel a tad embarassed ;) Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: Avirunes on January 27, 2016, 12:46:54 PM MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! [/size]Thanks to the INCREDIBLE success of AMAZINGBTC since going live 6 minutes ago we have INCREASED our payout times and structures! We now payout -600% ROI in just 18 hours, rather than -500% in 30! If you had already begun making payments under the old system - don't worry! Just send the payments again! Send them twice if you want! First of all 600% in 18hours really?. Do you think we are fools . Or did you got a money plant in your backyard ?? Second thing by posting negative ROI i think you accept it that you are going to scam!! Go away and get a job.If not then come to my place and give me a nice ****job Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 27, 2016, 12:57:58 PM First of all 600% in 18hours really?. Do you think we are fools . [/quote] Actually, before this thread, I didn't think that many of you were fools but this has been a real learning curve. Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: nilromab on January 28, 2016, 09:12:59 AM MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT! [/size]Thanks to the INCREDIBLE success of AMAZINGBTC since going live 6 minutes ago we have INCREASED our payout times and structures! We now payout -600% ROI in just 18 hours, rather than -500% in 30! If you had already begun making payments under the old system - don't worry! Just send the payments again! Send them twice if you want! another scam :) Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 28, 2016, 01:23:26 PM VERY SAD ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
Due to circumstances beyond our control (a small monkey opened one of the hard to reach windows and, while unable to personally fit through the gap, was sided by two medium-sized parakeets who flew in and ate the hard disk containing the hotwallet) we will no longer be able to offer -600% ROI as the hotwallet is now empty/forms part of the nests of two medium sized parakeets. Rather than close down and leave our literally non-negative customer base without any recourse, we have decided to revise the ROI from -600% to 0%. This means that all new investors will receive their money back (minus a 99.8-100% transaction fee required to maintain server costs and buy drugs) for the foreseeable future. I can say without reservation that no one is more disappointed than we are apart from all the people who are in fact more disappointed. On a related note if anyone has a good way of baiting/luring/catching parakeets and then training them to reassemble a hard disk* then please let us know as we would like to resume normal service as swiftly as possible. We have called animal services but they just laugh and laugh, sometimes for several hours without pausing, and with calls to their number cost three dollars a minute this has pushed us further into financial difficulties. *For security reasons, rather than using a physical hard disk we just got a guy to write down all of the relevant ones and zeroes on a big pad of paper. He assured us that the order wasn't important and could be changed later so our hard disk was essentially just several hundred thousand ones followed by a roughly similar number of zeroes. The good news is that Gary tells us that the parakeet break-in and hard-disk nest misappropriation has probably actually brought the contents of the pad closer to accuracy, increasing the integrity of the hard disk (if it weren't spread across the branches of two very tall trees inhabited by birds who can actually bite much harder than you'd think an animal that size could. Again, though, it's not all bad news: I may have lost a thumb and most of my index finger but I gained three surprisingly delicious eggs and a piece of paper which ultimately turned out to contain nuclear launch codes for one of the dozen or so nuke-capable states, we think probably France as the penmanship was quite exquisite.) Again, our apologies and we will update you as soon as the site is once again a fully functioning scam. Until then please do not stop sending donations - many of us have children, drug habits and children with drug habits, all of which present a substantial overhead that can only be covered by your feckless naivety. Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: james.lent on January 28, 2016, 02:34:31 PM VERY SAD ANNOUNCEMENT!!!! Due to circumstances beyond our control (a small monkey opened one of the hard to reach windows and, while unable to personally fit through the gap, was sided by two medium-sized parakeets who flew in and ate the hard disk containing the hotwallet) we will no longer be able to offer -600% ROI as the hotwallet is now empty/forms part of the nests of two medium sized parakeets. Rather than close down and leave our literally non-negative customer base without any recourse, we have decided to revise the ROI from -600% to 0%. This means that all new investors will receive their money back (minus a 99.8-100% transaction fee required to maintain server costs and buy drugs) for the foreseeable future. I can say without reservation that no one is more disappointed than we are apart from all the people who are in fact more disappointed. ---- hahah nice one op... hope you'll find that parakeet soon. ;D Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: onlinedragon on January 28, 2016, 02:42:32 PM You can almost make an cabaret show about it.
Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: nostal02 on January 28, 2016, 02:52:53 PM ANG GANDA NG STORYA NATATAWA AKO... [/size]PUTANG INA MO!!! [/size]Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: Dekker3D on January 28, 2016, 02:55:37 PM This one made me laugh, give the guy some props. He did put an effort with the typing, choosing the words and some story behind it. He's having fun obviously, not sure if there's anyone in the right mind who will deposit in those address. Or maybe someone did..
Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: MRKLYE on January 28, 2016, 03:13:30 PM Absolute fucking Lulz.
At first I came in here to warn users not to play this scam.. But read it.. It's almost so well written you want to get the promised -600% ROI. bahahahah +1 Title: Re: *AMAZINGBIT - a brand NEW scam! NOT a PONZI! REAL RETURNS for OUR investors!* Post by: jonniemarbles on January 28, 2016, 04:03:37 PM This one made me laugh, give the guy some props. He did put an effort with the typing, choosing the words and some story behind it. He's having fun obviously, not sure if there's anyone in the right mind who will deposit in those address. Or maybe someone did.. If anyone feels like like they got sufficient lols out of this to throw me a few satoshi, feel free as those are a few of my IRL wallet addresses in the OP (I mainly included "real" ones rather than randomizing so that if anyone had actually got a large enough credit line with the international bank of stupid and dumb to send me anything, I could at least refund them. That's right, like every other "investment scheme" on this site, this one was a total lie - we promised to scam you out of everything but actually we would have completely refunded you. What a rip off!). That said I wasn't actually interested in making any money out of this. I just clearly have far too much time on my hands :P |