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I'm giving away $500 worth of walmart eGift. Passing them out $50 at a time. If you want  to win say a joke that will make me laugh. I'm serious, I will give it to the first 6 members that make me laugh. Now make me laugh.

Drake that type of nigga to catch his girl cheating and apologize for coming at the wrong time.

Bobby asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"
God replied, "$1 million."
Bobby asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"
God said, "One million years."
Bobby asked for a penny.
God said, "Sure, in a minute."

Thanks if I get any of it!

A lady walks into a grocery store looking for tomatoes and can't seem to find any, so she goes to ask a store clerk.

Lady: Excuse me, could you help me find some tomatoes?
Clerk: Sorry, but we are fresh out.
Lady: You don't understand, I need these tomatoes, could you check in the back for me?
Clerk: I am sure we don't have any, but I will go look.
The clerk goes to the back and comes back.
Clerk: Sorry, there aren't any in the back.
Lady: But you don't understand, I NEED these.
Clerk: Lady, you're just not getting it. Let me explain it to you this way. What do you get when you take the "blue" out of blueberries?
Lady: Berries.
Clerk: Okay, what do you get when you take the "Straw" out of strawberries?
Lady: Berries.
Clerk: Now what do you get when you take the "fuck" out of tomatoes?
The lady pauses for a moment...
Lady: There's no fuck in tomatoes!
Clerk: That is what I have been trying to tell you!"


Saw this one reddit xD

you are the joke

Not funny. The three on top has received $50 in walmart only couple more spots left.

Thanks! I redeemed it and it worked.

What is the difference between a waffle and a baby?

Waffle's don't suck the life out of you.

Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?



A: Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly.
Lorraine dies suddenly.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

Wrong section .

what did the leper say to the hooker? keep the tip!

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Hope u like it!  ;D ;D

Got my Starbucks, thanks very much

That's it guys. Passed out $500 already. Thank you for playing

Please reply to my pm?

I gave $100 bonus to you. Walmart, enjoy.