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Title: freemasons ??? Post by: rikrikrik on February 02, 2016, 01:29:46 AM how do i join the freemasons?
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: High Plains Drifter on February 02, 2016, 01:44:35 AM Why would you want to do that? If you like standing in front of a bunch of guys in your underwear with a noose around your neck, then the Freemasons are for you
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: eddie13 on February 02, 2016, 01:46:00 AM Ask Horus_Cryptsy..
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: rikrikrik on February 02, 2016, 01:53:11 AM I just want to make friends :(
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: rikrikrik on February 02, 2016, 01:53:43 AM Or take over the world mwahahahahha
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: High Plains Drifter on February 02, 2016, 02:00:00 AM If you want a friend, buy a puppy.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: xhomerx10 on February 02, 2016, 02:34:13 AM how do i join the freemasons? 2B1Ask1 A true mason would never say "mwahahahahha". In fact, that seemingly simple act might be justification to exclude you from membership. They're watching! Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: rikrikrik on February 02, 2016, 08:19:14 AM Well I thought it was anonymous that was watching, and my creepy dad
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: Gleb Gamow on February 02, 2016, 09:20:30 AM I know a dude named Jim here in Sandwich that's one of this town's biggest liars who wanted to be a Mason. Another dude from Caterpillar (Aurora) sponsored him. Results? He's a Mason.
So, to the OP, simply walk in your nearest Mason Lounge and state you wanna be a Mason, asking them if they accept cash up-front for the membership dues, but don't ask how much the dues are, for that would diminish your chances. Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: rikrikrik on February 02, 2016, 09:26:28 AM hmmm would being a poor dishwasher reduce my chances?
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: bitbunnny on February 02, 2016, 09:57:24 AM I don't think that you can just join them. It's not an open society that you can join just because you want to make new friends.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: rikrikrik on February 02, 2016, 10:12:01 AM Hmmm things do not look good for rikrikrik,
Are there open secret societies? Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on February 02, 2016, 11:52:59 AM They accept people with big diameter. The degrees in freemasonry are the diameter in cm.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: Foxpup on February 02, 2016, 01:03:32 PM Ignore the trolls. Just call or write to your local Masonic Lodge and ask about joining. They're not actually a secret society, people just think that because their members include powerful people who conspire to do... conspirational things. Most of the conspiracies are actually just elaborate practical jokes that got way out of hand.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: xhomerx10 on February 02, 2016, 02:45:26 PM You have to be a man and you have to believe in a supreme being. Those are two requirements that are set in stone... No pun intended.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on February 02, 2016, 02:50:10 PM The french freemasonry accepts women.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: xhomerx10 on February 02, 2016, 03:05:59 PM The french freemasonry accepts women. There are a couple of lodges in the US that accept women but this is an exception to the rule. They aren't welcome in most lodges. Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: Dagwanoenyent on February 02, 2016, 03:47:52 PM Those bastards are controlling the world >:(
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: target on February 02, 2016, 04:06:57 PM i have a close friend who is a mason, he isn't free though. he works under the sun for a construction company. he sure needs a friend.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: xhomerx10 on February 02, 2016, 09:04:36 PM i have a close friend who is a mason, he isn't free though. he works under the sun for a construction company. he sure needs a friend. FREE the mason! (insert bitcoin donation address here) Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: High Plains Drifter on February 02, 2016, 09:06:43 PM Being ass-raped is part of their initiation process...so I've been told
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: MisO69 on February 02, 2016, 09:11:39 PM I know a 32nd degree mason. He tells me that he's not allowed to go into details about their rituals. Anyways, he's a gay man and he says that gay things happen so unless you're okay with that then maybe Masonry isn't for you.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: catch.me.if.you.can on February 03, 2016, 01:09:48 PM The first day in the lodge, they tell you to bend over and pick up the soap.
Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: Gleb Gamow on February 03, 2016, 03:07:06 PM The first day in the lodge, they tell you to bend over and pick up the soap. I think you got your lodges mixed up. The one you alluded to is the Prison Lodge. In a Freemason Lodge, the senior members drop the soap allowing the newbies to take over, rankings dependent upon performance. After reaching a high enough rank, one gets to don The Apron, whereupon they get to drop the soap. Don't believe me? Here's the soap they drop: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f6/f1/df/f6f1dfae16f1fd7f5ff57048a20cdd9a.jpg Title: Re: freemasons ??? Post by: gregyoung14 on February 03, 2016, 03:31:22 PM The first day in the lodge, they tell you to bend over and pick up the soap. I think you got your lodges mixed up. The one you alluded to is the Prison Lodge. In a Freemason Lodge, the senior members drop the soap allowing the newbies to take over, rankings dependent upon performance. After reaching a high enough rank, one gets to don The Apron, whereupon they get to drop the soap. Don't believe me? Here's the soap they drop: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f6/f1/df/f6f1dfae16f1fd7f5ff57048a20cdd9a.jpg I didn't know this. This is really cool to know. Guess this one isn't much of a secret anymore. Is the soap an actual soap? I mean, did anyone ever actually tried to use it? |
