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Title: Look at my cock! Post by: misterbigg on January 12, 2013, 10:05:52 PM Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: bbit on January 12, 2013, 10:12:48 PM It's a beautiful cock! ;D
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: nobbynobbynoob on January 12, 2013, 10:19:57 PM Big cock...
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 12, 2013, 10:22:59 PM Look at my cock! Looks delicious. Finger-lickin good! Love the pink, fleshy head! :o Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Raoul Duke on January 12, 2013, 10:55:27 PM Here it is, downsized, for forum users convenience.
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/samotrebizan/samotrebizan1207/samotrebizan120700137/14333846-rooster-singing--cock-on-a-grass.jpg Now people will believe this is your cock. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 12, 2013, 11:43:35 PM Here it is, downsized, for forum users convenience. Now people will believe this is your cock. LOL! :D I dunno why we're even entertaining this, but oh well it's somewhat funny! ;D Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: KWH on January 13, 2013, 12:41:58 AM Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: myrkul on January 13, 2013, 12:48:29 AM Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: KWH on January 13, 2013, 12:50:10 AM And spurred...errr....ribbed for pleasure. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 13, 2013, 01:08:15 AM You guys weren't circumcised?
http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/30/Philippinerooster.jpg/250px-Philippinerooster.jpg&sa=X&ei=2gjyUMaPHpDy2gXOkIHABg&ved=0CAkQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNFY6nH3fsrVmLodk6J2Lu4SM85F7g Haaa! ;D Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: misterbigg on January 13, 2013, 01:39:18 AM Here it is, downsized, for forum users convenience. Strange, because the original image and your reduction are both the same size on my browser (Firefox, 2560x1600 screen resolution). I dunno why we're even entertaining this, but oh well it's somewhat funny! ;D Well, I keep a photo of a rooster in my smartphone (among other things) and it gets a nice laugh during a conversation depending on the situation and audience of course and you need to have the right timing. So I figured that I would share it. "Hey want to see my cock?" (Show picture in smart phone) Don't let too much time pass between saying the line and showing the picture or else you will likely get a bad result. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: myrkul on January 13, 2013, 01:48:53 AM Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: greyhawk on January 13, 2013, 01:56:07 AM That's some beautiful cocks.
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 13, 2013, 02:00:05 AM I thought for a second he was posting the pic of the rooster to get us to make comments like these and then he was gonna edit the OP so that it had a pic of a real... You can imagine how bad we would've looked to new readers, haha :D
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: John (John K.) on January 13, 2013, 02:01:11 AM I thought for a second he was posting the pic of the rooster to get us to make comments like these and then he was gonna edit the OP so that it had a pic of a real... You can imagine how bad we would've looked to new readers, haha :D Meh, the angry neighbourhood censormod is omnipresent to slap such posts with a NFSW tag.Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: misterbigg on January 13, 2013, 02:10:49 AM I thought for a second he was posting the pic of the rooster to get us to make comments like these and then he was gonna edit the OP so that it had a pic of a real... My God, that is GENIUS!!! Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Foxpup on January 13, 2013, 02:29:59 AM I thought for a second he was posting the pic of the rooster to get us to make comments like these and then he was gonna edit the OP so that it had a pic of a real... You can imagine how bad we would've looked to new readers, haha :D A real... what? You mean, the other kind of cock?http://www.photo-dictionary.com/photofiles/list/2360/3084water_valve.jpg Remember, if you notice any fluid leaking from your cock, or you are having trouble maintaining a constant flow, have it checked immediately. Don't put it off until it's too late. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: TheButterZone on January 13, 2013, 02:32:49 AM Look at my caulk!
http://ecks2.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/texturedcaulk-copy.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 13, 2013, 02:44:40 AM Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 13, 2013, 02:51:56 AM We just received VC funding to develop our Rainbow Shuttlecock powered by a USB port using 3.1415926535 watts. It'll also pop popcorn.
http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/werg/werg0810/werg081000063/3746810-a-colourful-shuttlecock-with-feathers-on-the-white-background.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 13, 2013, 03:07:51 AM I thought for a second he was posting the pic of the rooster to get us to make comments like these and then he was gonna edit the OP so that it had a pic of a real... You can imagine how bad we would've looked to new readers, haha :D Meh, the angry neighbourhood censormod is omnipresent to slap such posts with a NFSW tag.Given a choice between graduating with maxima cum laude from the school of hard knocks or with summa cum laude from Cal Tech, I would opt for the NFSW tag slapping. MPOE to show us her knockers in 5... 4... 3... Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: BurntSnow on January 15, 2013, 03:16:29 PM Big black cock isn't as bad as I thought it would be.
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 15, 2013, 03:45:15 PM Some people can't handle the sight of a big black cock next to a tight* white pussy.
http://catflix.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cat-rooster.jpg * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 15, 2013, 05:41:22 PM Some people can't handle the sight of a big black cock next to a tight* white pussy. http://catflix.tv/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/cat-rooster.jpg * http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drunk Oooohhhh, now I'm mad! >:( Hahaha, +1 for Phin! Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: RodeoX on January 15, 2013, 05:52:30 PM Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 15, 2013, 11:40:57 PM If RandyFolds were still around, I'd bet he like a good boney cock:
http://cdn.backyardchickens.com/d/d9/d9ac26f6_SkinnyRooster.jpeg Then you have those skinny dudes prancin' 'bout town tethered to a giant cock: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Al5DwZmCWfI/SqAUDfu6-uI/AAAAAAAAB5o/XlewHS3E8TA/s400/Man+and+a+big+cock.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 15, 2013, 11:53:44 PM No fair... no genetic mutations! I call fowl! :D Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 16, 2013, 12:01:24 AM You guys ever look at "hentai"?
http://static.metanorn.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/HorribleSubs-Tonari-no-Kaibutsu-kun-02-720p.mkv_snapshot_04.19_2012.10.16_00.28.44-650x365.jpg Nothing like a big anime cock savaging an innocent Japanese girl: http://chikorita157.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Air-in-Summer-Ep1-scr1.jpg This thread just seems to keep evolving and innovating... ;D Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: TheButterZone on January 16, 2013, 12:08:39 AM You guys ever look at "hentai"? [img]http://static.metanorn.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/HorribleSubs-Tonari-no-Kaibutsu-kun-02-720p.mkv_snapshot_04.19_2012.10.16_00.28.44-650x365.jpg[img] Heh, I knew the anime, not hentai, that was from without even looking at the filename. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 16, 2013, 12:19:59 AM http://rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/816500/816836_7560_1024x2000.jpg
Did you know some people are born as both? ;D Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: randomguy7 on January 16, 2013, 12:20:44 AM No fair... no genetic mutations! I call fowl! :D Wow what a small guy ;D Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: marketersales on January 16, 2013, 08:56:00 AM Nice cock.
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 16, 2013, 02:27:05 PM No fair... no genetic mutations! I call fowl! :D Wow what a small guy ;D Mongol like watchin' small guys ridin' 'em big cocks. Quote This thread just seems to keep evolving and innovating... At what post count should the title be changed to The Mega Cock Thread? Somewhere in America, there's a roadside attraction featuring a headless cock. http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/roadside-statues-4.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 16, 2013, 05:39:15 PM Phin.... don't you realize the implications of this? Do you know what's going to happen now?
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 16, 2013, 11:16:44 PM Phin.... don't you realize the implications of this? Do you know what's going to happen now? Next time PM me the warning, for now it's too late: (http://www.naenara.com.kp/en/book/photo_view.php?9+1+91+1#img) http://www.nknews.org/wp-content/uploads/cache/2012/08/001/2986781526.jpeg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: teodor87 on January 17, 2013, 06:39:26 AM Quote This thread just seems to keep evolving and innovating... At what post count should the title be changed to The Mega Cock Thread? Somewhere in America, there's a roadside attraction featuring a headless cock. http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/roadside-statues-4.jpg [/quote] It's a cowboy cock. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: deepceleron on January 17, 2013, 09:20:56 AM This thread is better if you turn off image loading.
I love to watch the excitement and wonder when I pull out my cock and let children hold and stroke it for the first time. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3534/3298631527_c5f5b6486d.jpg It's funny, because also my penis. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 17, 2013, 02:12:27 PM This thread is better if you turn off image loading. I love to watch the excitement and wonder when I pull out my cock and let children hold and stroke it for the first time. http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3534/3298631527_c5f5b6486d.jpg It's funny, because also my penis. That's not a cock! It's a Barred Rock hen! :D Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 17, 2013, 04:02:31 PM As with people starting to look like their pets, some guys start looking like their cocks.
http://cache2.artprintimages.com/p/LRG/29/2902/I1LPD00Z/art-print/jim-mcguire-man-with-wild-hair-petting-a-chicken.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Boi qaaf on January 17, 2013, 11:57:43 PM Leave to da man to show off a bucket of Kentucky Fried Cocks.
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRsh--eYBPwsmiyU6G9S4gau6UaqhHq7EFbw0qk_m9QsU1N_U3bYaulu5Ly Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Snipes777 on January 18, 2013, 06:18:14 PM Quote This thread just seems to keep evolving and innovating... At what post count should the title be changed to The Mega Cock Thread? Somewhere in America, there's a roadside attraction featuring a headless cock. http://static.ddmcdn.com/gif/roadside-statues-4.jpg It's a cowboy cock. [/quote] I thought it was called a circumcised cock ??? :-\ Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: ATC777 on January 18, 2013, 06:27:53 PM I thought it was called a circumcised cock ??? :-\ Nope, that's headless... here's a circumcised cock: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnqrcBcO-3HfyCf4JDSiB1NomAUP30ejm8SgQsmUZSmKTr6wsvmw' ;) Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 19, 2013, 12:31:38 AM BFL is pulling out all the stops to increase mind share for its products. But I believe they've gone too far this time in having Josh's bitch masquerading as a cock.
http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/addictedtojane/default/would-ever-groom-dog-like--large-msg-125668922891.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: chmod755 on January 21, 2013, 01:29:20 PM My bitch sucking a cock:
http://www.giftsseeker.com/images/shop/product_images/7236/regular_62CEFDgreen.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: 01BTC10 on January 21, 2013, 01:58:22 PM Punk cock
http://www.birdinginformation.com/wp-content/gallery/misc/white-crested-polish-rooster-crowing.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 21, 2013, 04:51:25 PM Heavy Metal Cock via Cock-A-Google-Fu.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QrIsg8I7-KM/Tfi9VkTL2iI/AAAAAAAAAbI/6nss8WHW5-w/s1600/Heavy+Metal+Rooster_1186.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: anonymous_acc on January 21, 2013, 05:18:01 PM What do you will do with him? Kill and eat or bury?
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 21, 2013, 06:13:08 PM What do you will do with him? Kill and eat or bury? Back scratching, and if he does a good job, he gets a reach-around. 1SaveTheCocks924Rr00sTterRiIikzwll920 http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ILvezdyrV8s/T3C_fWpU8_I/AAAAAAAAAqY/zAfkuQUJndQ/s1600/savethecocks.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: constitution on January 23, 2013, 01:17:30 AM Im still asking myself why I clicked on this thead.. :-\
Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 23, 2013, 02:45:42 AM Im still asking myself why I clicked on this thead.. :-\ To see a small white cock tease the fuck outta big, fat, hairy, stinkin' pussy. http://theawesomer.com/photos/2012/02/021612_rooster_vs_cat_t.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: myrkul on January 23, 2013, 08:49:58 AM Im still asking myself why I clicked on this thead.. :-\ "Oh hell, why not." You knew it would be something like this. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 25, 2013, 05:40:34 PM Im still asking myself why I clicked on this thead.. :-\ "Oh hell, why not." You knew it would be something like this. Or something like this. How else has a cockophile in their neighborhood? http://bring-joy.com/wp-content/uploads/blogger/-PSm28Y6nWZo/T1aZdWKUXqI/AAAAAAAACCk/ehzQA1nUI6M/s1600/Salem%2Band%2Brooster_edited-1.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 26, 2013, 06:04:07 PM To be clear as to what this thread is about...
http://www.sheilahadley.co.uk/images/illustration/cuckoo-pint-tmb.jpg ..I introduce you to the cuckoo-pint, a word I found while... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=138097.msg1481343#msg1481343 Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: 01BTC10 on January 26, 2013, 07:24:14 PM To be clear as to what this thread is about... http://www.sheilahadley.co.uk/images/illustration/cuckoo-pint-tmb.jpg ..I introduce you to the cuckoo-pint, a word I found while... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=138097.msg1481343#msg1481343 Quote Insects, especially owl-midges Psychoda phalaenoides [1] which are attracted to the spadix by its faecal odour and a temperature up to 15 degrees celsius warmer than the ambient temperature. Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 26, 2013, 11:43:00 PM To be clear as to what this thread is about... http://www.sheilahadley.co.uk/images/illustration/cuckoo-pint-tmb.jpg ..I introduce you to the cuckoo-pint, a word I found while... https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=138097.msg1481343#msg1481343 Quote Insects, especially owl-midges Psychoda phalaenoides which are attracted to the spadix by its faecal odour and a temperature up to 15 degrees celsius warmer than the ambient temperature. And therein lies the rub--a fan is in order. Nothing worse than a cockoo-pintophile seeking prey before reaching maturity. http://ondisturbedground.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dscn1565-optimized.jpg Title: Re: Look at my cock! Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 27, 2013, 12:37:30 AM By proxy, Jody submits the cockmobile.
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