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Title: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: truckerJoe on February 14, 2016, 02:46:24 PM
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  ;D and then KISS ( ;) ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Venessian on February 14, 2016, 02:50:37 PM
for me i will ask my family to buy a bitcoin

ahhahahahahaha


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: trickyriky on February 14, 2016, 02:56:16 PM
demand food water and entertainment, then ask about the date and year lol


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: m4nki on February 14, 2016, 02:58:24 PM
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  ;D and then KISS ( ;) ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries



"How long have I been gone and what happened to Bitcoin?"


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: BR01 on February 14, 2016, 03:03:07 PM
check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: truckerJoe on February 14, 2016, 03:05:32 PM
check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time

good one


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Kagoky on February 14, 2016, 03:38:31 PM
Definitely be shocked, grab some chinese food, check my bank accounts, email, and see if they've invented a time machine then.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: High Plains Drifter on February 14, 2016, 10:34:51 PM
Start flirting with the nurses


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: SebastianJu on February 15, 2016, 12:16:15 AM
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  ;D and then KISS ( ;) ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries

You sure your wife wouldn't like your grandma then? And you look into the mirror asking yourself who the old man behind the glass is? :D

When you are unlucky your wife married some other person in the meanwhile, though when you love her you might wish that to her instead wasting her life waiting years and worrying about you.

Dunno, something better to avoid.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: TooDumbForBitcoin on February 15, 2016, 02:25:35 AM
I would react the same way I react when I wake up from a nap, or leave a meeting at work, or get off the phone with my mom or Gavin Andreson

I would masturbate.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Gleb Gamow on February 15, 2016, 06:38:49 AM
Some guys may just can't wait to get their next drink after coming out of a coma for ten years due to a DUI accident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfvPPPc_UTs


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: jmintuck1912 on February 15, 2016, 09:35:36 AM
Check local and national newspapers and then a list of magazines to see what is new. Damn, I am a bookworm. Chicken Soup for the Soul, LOVE those books. Then check a movie out, not to mention food and water and coffee as well.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: --Encrypted-- on February 15, 2016, 09:47:28 AM
the only thing I know for SURE is that I'll try to learn how much time had passed. the rest depends on a lot of things.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: sepely on February 15, 2016, 09:53:29 AM
Hypothetically it's impossible to know. Hit your head strong and understand.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: kusumadewi on February 15, 2016, 10:05:24 AM
How long? Current BTC price?


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: SebastianJu on February 15, 2016, 10:21:00 AM
How long? Current BTC price?

Hope you remember your passwords then. Or at least the password to your password manager. :D

Would be pretty unfortunate when bitcoin price is at $5k a bitcoin and you can't access them. :D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: buddycool on February 15, 2016, 09:29:25 PM
Being a girl, I would go for shopping... :) :)


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: axxo on February 16, 2016, 05:18:40 AM
It would be like a superhero reaction like this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgniAt36YY


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: electronicash on February 16, 2016, 05:43:38 AM
i'll first check if my dick is still active. that's what i check every time i wake up. its the most important of all.
and then i check if  the webpage of bangbus movie i love reviewing is up. and if it is then i should breath in breath out to relax a bit.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: matete on February 16, 2016, 05:54:54 AM
From a coma, my reaction would be that in will be so happy that may be some bad things might have happened without me seeing. At least inwould have avoided so many things


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: clangtrump on February 16, 2016, 06:06:26 AM
I would say "who are you?who am i?what am i doing there?" To the people around me just to see there faces..


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: kaeluxdeuz on February 16, 2016, 06:16:50 AM
first to do after a coma, i would wanna take a bath! yeah because im smelling like trash now.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: pinoycash on February 16, 2016, 06:19:18 AM
After waking up from coma, i will immediately check my BTC stash to see if its still intact and check the BTC price


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: gampher on February 16, 2016, 06:42:27 AM
I will make a post on BCT :)


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: hochre on February 16, 2016, 07:43:14 AM
How f*cking old am I now? Aliens arrived?


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Davids123 on February 16, 2016, 08:15:05 AM
Like most of us, i will check the BTC price  ;D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: gregyoung14 on February 16, 2016, 08:19:32 AM
Like most of us, i will check the BTC price  ;D

Hahaha! And check my wallet how much BTC i have!


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: truckerJoe on February 16, 2016, 06:10:15 PM
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  ;D and then KISS ( ;) ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries

You sure your wife wouldn't like your grandma then? And you look into the mirror asking yourself who the old man behind the glass is? :D

When you are unlucky your wife married some other person in the meanwhile, though when you love her you might wish that to her instead wasting her life waiting years and worrying about you.

Dunno, something better to avoid.

yeah but what if her other person is a woman
wouldnt that be nice?


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: ukasyah on February 17, 2016, 05:26:33 AM
I'd see my mother first then eat and see my handphone haha


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: jonathgb25 on February 17, 2016, 07:38:14 AM
Check if the environment was good af before when I got into coma state and if it was better, I'd live with it. :D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: electronicash on February 17, 2016, 09:03:14 AM
i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.  ;D
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: arbitrage on February 17, 2016, 08:18:53 PM
i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.  ;D
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad.
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there.. :D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: lister storm on February 17, 2016, 09:14:28 PM
i hope this will not happen as most probably i would get really depressed


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: mikehersh2 on February 18, 2016, 02:25:40 AM
First i would ask to see my parents, and have my friends and family come visit me. I would also want to know any current (past) events I had missed. Then I would continue on my journey of saving the world and ridding it of evil.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: squatz1 on February 18, 2016, 04:05:42 AM
BUY ZE BITCOINS
Or still try to make that time travel machine to buy bitcoins at a very low price.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: electronicash on February 18, 2016, 04:21:32 AM
i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.  ;D
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad.
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there.. :D

Then I'd call my stripper friend to pay me a visit and have her like my pole. make it live again! I never heard of a dick got paralyzed so if it really won't work then i guess there is no reason to live anymore. i'm better off dead than having a dick without a cause  ;D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: arbitrage on February 18, 2016, 02:35:40 PM
This topic is hilarious.
After such experience every man have problems with time and space, What has happened, and other questions are only what can be on mind.
This what why is very important to have support from family, and they must be there if awakening happens..


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Code47 on February 18, 2016, 08:28:07 PM
I would claim I was hit by some rappers lamborghini and sue him lol :D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: ontrackk on February 18, 2016, 09:16:16 PM
i would be sad as a lot of my time would be wasted


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: West man on February 19, 2016, 03:15:02 AM
probably want to watch tv to keep up with the current events that i miss.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: matete on February 24, 2016, 12:28:37 PM
Of I woke up and realize that I was in a coma, I would be so happy because so many things might have happened when I was the coma, so many expenses saved, and so have start again.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Holdaaja on February 24, 2016, 12:55:42 PM
I would ask why I was in coma and how long.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Loimu on February 24, 2016, 02:52:03 PM
I would probably be thirsty as hell so I would pop open a beer and try to ask possible relatives what happened.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: icanscript on February 24, 2016, 08:53:35 PM
Where's my mobile?


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Coaxme on February 24, 2016, 09:41:01 PM
hypothetically what would be the first thing youd do?
id kiss my wife  ;D and then KISS ( ;) ) her
and then get stoned but not like in the arab countries
I will shout. What is the bitcoins value now?  :o


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: vixcious on February 25, 2016, 03:21:49 AM
facial,brush my teeth and then eat some food because im hungry  :D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: doriangray on February 25, 2016, 04:27:49 AM
I'll kiss and hug my girlfriend, then ask her to make love to me all day and all night long.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: btcltccoins on February 25, 2016, 06:54:56 AM
I will thank my God who give me one new life, also i kiss my wife.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: matete on February 25, 2016, 08:49:18 AM
I'll kiss and hug my girlfriend, then ask her to make love to me all day and all night long.

I presume that after waking up from a coma, you will not have enough energy to make love to your girlfriend, or will it be the other way round?


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: barrowfiller on February 25, 2016, 10:35:50 AM
check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time
Genius dude, i will do the same. thanks to your idea


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Note_spark on March 01, 2016, 08:11:50 PM
check bitcoin worth if it worth 10K$ if not go back to the coma and try another time
Genius dude, i will do the same. thanks to your idea
+1
I was also thinking of same reply, but it is better than mine


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: opmac on March 01, 2016, 09:10:57 PM
Probably go for a nap


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: SebastianJu on March 02, 2016, 01:44:54 AM
i can't believe I'm just the only person who will first check what happen to the thing between my legs before anything else.  ;D
am i the only person capable of thinking which is more important above all?
After long coma all muscles in body would atrophying quite bad.
So probably you will need help even to see what is left there.. :D

Then I'd call my stripper friend to pay me a visit and have her like my pole. make it live again! I never heard of a dick got paralyzed so if it really won't work then i guess there is no reason to live anymore. i'm better off dead than having a dick without a cause  ;D

You give up on life too fast then. You only would need training most probably... and when I read what you write I have the impression you have enough drive to make you train. :D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: naypalm on March 02, 2016, 02:42:50 AM
Just like in Futurama, I would check my bank to see if I were a billionaire.


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: SebastianJu on March 02, 2016, 02:54:40 AM
Just like in Futurama, I would check my bank to see if I were a billionaire.

... and buy some stinky fish with it... not... :D

I wonder if one would have survived in the futurama world at all. It looks dangerous to live there. They might very well let you socially acceptable die... or so. :D


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: Dallas25 on March 02, 2016, 08:16:36 PM
Idk i would probably just be in complete awe of how i survived


Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: MisO69 on March 02, 2016, 09:12:07 PM
I would check coinmarketcap asap to see where I'm at.  ;D



Title: Re: How would you react if you just woke up from a coma?
Post by: setupbounds on March 03, 2016, 02:00:21 AM
I would ask for a lots of looootss of food haha