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Title: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: smoothie on January 27, 2013, 12:39:52 AM
ASCAMS! Pre-order yours now!  ;D


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: 420 on January 27, 2013, 02:29:14 AM
Can I get it with memory for litecoin miming?

I need hashrate; power consumption and schematics in two weeks or I cancel my pre-order


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Blazr on January 27, 2013, 02:55:24 AM
But... Its just a box with fans!


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: 420 on January 27, 2013, 03:02:34 AM
But... Its just a box with fans!

how many ghash per fan? is there room for extra


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 27, 2013, 03:20:13 AM
Are you hiring a PR guy? Have Quarter – Will Travel.

http://bp1.blogger.com/_1MHO_3PJY2U/R3R0PDg7d1I/AAAAAAAAAS4/91-X5aryqZY/s400/BTS+-+Have+Gun026.jpg
Has the knack of making a character product believable by
just standing off to one side and slouching.


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Third Way on January 27, 2013, 03:44:50 AM
I'm not investing until I get my asshamsters.


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 27, 2013, 04:58:35 AM
I'm not investing until I get my asshamsters.

Until then, can you at least vouch for the company?

http://www.dartmouth.edu/~acskills/images/asc-logo.gif


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Third Way on January 27, 2013, 06:24:00 AM
At 5-9 ignores, I got nothing to lose.  8)


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: cAPSLOCK on January 27, 2013, 06:59:03 AM
ASCAMS! Pre-order yours now!  ;D

http://critical-thinkers.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lowes-ceiling-fans-crop.jpg


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Third Way on January 27, 2013, 07:04:07 AM
I don't get it.


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Lethn on January 27, 2013, 07:05:16 AM
I still say a pickaxe is a better investment long term.


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: ninjaboon on January 27, 2013, 07:09:04 AM
mining, the good old days.

http://s14.postimage.org/dbkw2w8xp/miningco.jpg (http://postimage.org/image/dbkw2w8xp/)


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: cAPSLOCK on January 27, 2013, 07:19:26 AM
I don't get it.

If this thing has so much processing power... just imagine how much my collection of ceiling fans has!!!!

https://i.imgur.com/fcma3.jpg


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 28, 2013, 05:11:13 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hNjlqRkNHiE/TF9kevjRXYI/AAAAAAAABDU/tgddbC-U_Bo/s1600/Honest_Abes.jpg

Honest Abe will be supplying all the benches for the new facility.

To keep in the spirit of what's hoped to be manufactured, here's a prototype of the new benches:

http://www.cmstatic1.com/6017/c/ditch-diggers-bench--UDU2Ny02MDE3LjI3MDcz.jpg

Here's an image of one of the stools, currently in use.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-V4Z0fCfn4ZM/UKEp7QtdRFI/AAAAAAAAhqY/nknAYO__COU/s1600/fat%2Bchicken.jpg


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: smoothie on January 28, 2013, 06:17:18 AM

Put it in a box!!!! You get better hashrates that way.


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on January 28, 2013, 06:35:16 AM
Engineers are workin' 'round-da-clock to insure there's no buffer issues.

http://media.merchantcircle.com/12670213/Wakeman_medium.jpeg


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Mousepotato on January 28, 2013, 06:36:25 PM
But... Its just a box with fans!

I've been away for a few months, but I've seen references to this in other threads. What's the back-story on it?


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Third Way on January 28, 2013, 08:21:11 PM
But... Its just a box with fans!

I've been away for a few months, but I've seen references to this in other threads. What's the back-story on it?

Did you see the above picture, with the empty frame and the fans? ;)


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Blazr on January 28, 2013, 09:31:24 PM
I've been away for a few months, but I've seen references to this in other threads. What's the back-story on it?

Why, its just BFL's new ASIC that they showed off at CES:


Also, you might want to watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlWrmIqGs3Y


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Frizz23 on January 28, 2013, 10:12:42 PM
I'm not investing until I get my asshamsters.

Your stupidity is unbelievable! I already told you will get your Asshamster! There was just a {insert random excuse here} but we will start shipping in week {now +30 days}. Stay tuned, there will be an update in week {now +7 days} with great news.


Unlike our Chinese competition, Scamhamster Inc., we won't have a problem with CNY. Or cheap rice wine.

http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/big/k9l5-o-1ff1.jpg





Nor do we have to show you empty boxes like our competition from Bunch of Fucking Liars that proves nothing at all.


http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/big/k9l5-l-3c59.jpg





We have boxes that beat their boxes! Our boxes prove everything. Even the existence of god! Look:


http://www.bilder-hochladen.net/files/big/k9l5-n-3769.jpg


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: Third Way on January 28, 2013, 10:35:39 PM
Well at least tellme I'm first in line for shipping to make me feel good!

Catholic Church Labs, not bad.


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: cAPSLOCK on January 29, 2013, 08:46:44 AM
If only we could fit in enough fans....

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3153/3061730312_7f3ac14aa2_z.jpg

Imagine the

http://www.thymeoftaste.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/DSC_0837.jpg

-rate


Title: Re: NEW MINING TECHNOLOGY!
Post by: naypalm on January 29, 2013, 11:07:34 AM
Throw a couple of rats in a box, slap on a BFL sticker.

http://www.gold-speculator.com/attachments/quinn-advisors/4810d1255485796-rats-cage-skinner_box.jpg