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Economy => Services => Topic started by: whysoanon on March 20, 2016, 02:43:47 PM



Title: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: whysoanon on March 20, 2016, 02:43:47 PM
100% serious here we will mail you or your enemy a box of cow,horse,cat shit and heart felt note to go
along. The shit can be vacuumed sealed for personal poop packages..
your boss is a real asshole give him some shit to go with it!

$15 a box /w custom note [USA SHIPPING FREE]
can add a knick nack to make it more personal
Price of that discussed via pm

SHIT FOR BTCBTCBTC HERE


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: Joerii on March 20, 2016, 02:58:13 PM
I require 22 pounds of product from Elephas maximus indicus, the Indian Elephant, for my mother in law.
Is this at all possible ?

You can pretty much name your price.


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: hgamezoom on March 20, 2016, 02:59:11 PM
I require 22 pounds of product from Elephas maximus indicus, the Indian Elephant, for my mother in law.
Is this at all possible ?

You can pretty much name your price.
what's the rationale behind this particular shit ?


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: gameshare.us on March 20, 2016, 03:02:33 PM
LOL Are you living on a farm? Or I'm afraid to ask where are you taking all this shit?  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: whysoanon on March 20, 2016, 03:12:43 PM
I require 22 pounds of product from Elephas maximus indicus, the Indian Elephant, for my mother in law.
Is this at all possible ?

You can pretty much name your price.

Ill see what i can get but are you sure just any elephant shit wont work? I can pour curry
on it makes it indian poo rite?


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: Red-Apple on March 20, 2016, 04:15:08 PM
i have seen a similar service before that one had pictures of the product :D

is there really any client for this service?


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: whysoanon on March 20, 2016, 05:02:04 PM
i have seen a similar service before that one had pictures of the product :D

is there really any client for this service?

I have yet to bag up any shit but upon order it will be freshly packaged and arrive stinky as can be.

Also optional i will add sulfur free of charge but vacuum seal is required


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: SparkyU on March 20, 2016, 05:05:27 PM
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: whysoanon on March 20, 2016, 05:07:14 PM
It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it...

Some people just need to get nice shit stench in the morning! PERSONAL orders welcome too
I will be lying if i said i wasnt going to judge if it was a personal poo order


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: hgamezoom on March 31, 2016, 07:49:20 PM
This is a great service. Can it be considered harassment though?


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: whysoanon on March 31, 2016, 08:02:49 PM
This is a great service. Can it be considered harassment though?

Possibly if the notes kept coming with the shit but the shit no its not its a gift :)


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: abhishek.g on March 31, 2016, 08:06:06 PM
You really made my day and yes your SHIT service is really going to be as shitty as hell . ;D


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: crazyearner on March 31, 2016, 08:31:34 PM
Shit service hmm maybe you send some shit to a friend of mine lmfao. You accept ShitCoin https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=307419.0 Send you many Shits for shit :P






http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i-w600/keep-calm-and-send-everything-to-shit-6.jpg


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: --Encrypted-- on March 31, 2016, 08:34:09 PM
another one? there's too much supply on this line of business and no demands.  :P


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: Wapinter on March 31, 2016, 09:20:39 PM
I dont want to send shit to anyone but I can send fresh one to you to supply it to your customers.I can provide variety of veg and non-veg shit as per yoir customer's demand


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: Decoded on March 31, 2016, 09:21:50 PM
"I'll pour curry onto your shit to make it Indian"

Isn't that the tiniest bit racist?

You should partner up with shitdice xD


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: whysoanon on March 31, 2016, 09:32:16 PM
"I'll pour curry onto your shit to make it Indian"

Isn't that the tiniest bit racist?

You should partner up with shitdice xD



Shit coin is accepted if its real.. i dont have a choice the word shit is in it


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: GreenBits on March 31, 2016, 09:36:39 PM
"I'll pour curry onto your shit to make it Indian"

Isn't that the tiniest bit racist?


after I read the title and loled, assuming someone had gotten screwed by some various service or whatnot, I read that and rofled.

I'm black. What does the Black style shit consist of? Malt liquor drizzle with a studding of chicken crumbs? These customization options are interesting.

Can I get weed sprinkled on it then?

You can watch tv, and you may be entertained, or dammit, you can come here ;)


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: Decoded on March 31, 2016, 09:43:43 PM
"I'll pour curry onto your shit to make it Indian"

Isn't that the tiniest bit racist?


after I read the title and loled, assuming someone had gotten screwed by some various service or whatnot, I read that and rofled.

I'm black. What does the Black style shit consist of? Malt liquor drizzle with a studding of chicken crumbs? These customization options are interesting.

Can I get weed sprinkled on it then?

You can watch tv, and you may be entertained, or dammit, you can come here ;)

Most precisely. It's free entertainment.

I come into the reputation section, and see newbies begging for their negative rep to be removed.

I come into the goods section, I see "used panties"

I come here, and see the weirdest shit (literally) possible.


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: whysoanon on March 31, 2016, 09:45:07 PM
"I'll pour curry onto your shit to make it Indian"

Isn't that the tiniest bit racist?


after I read the title and loled, assuming someone had gotten screwed by some various service or whatnot, I read that and rofled.

I'm black. What does the Black style shit consist of? Malt liquor drizzle with a studding of chicken crumbs? These customization options are interesting.

Can I get weed sprinkled on it then?

You can watch tv, and you may be entertained, or dammit, you can come here ;)

Yes weed chicken and malt drizzle total comes too. $420 dollars

This is fun i will racially customize your shit


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: Sled on March 31, 2016, 09:48:57 PM
Seriously how much for your shit? Post your price so anyone intetested can offer at your shit.
Someone may buy your shit, can use as fertilizer for vegetables too.
Nothing much more to use than fertilizer.


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: beel on April 01, 2016, 05:24:17 AM

I require 22 pounds of product from Elephas maximus indicus, the Indian Elephant, for my mother in law.
Is this at all possible ?

You can pretty much name your price.

Ill see what i can get but are you sure just any elephant shit wont work? I can pour curry
on it makes it indian poo rite?

this thread make me laugh  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D





Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: D3ViL on April 01, 2016, 10:50:29 AM
"I'll pour curry onto your shit to make it Indian"

Isn't that the tiniest bit racist?

You should partner up with shitdice xD

rather than putting curry in shit, take some indian shit , they are one's who intake hot and spicy food, it must be the nastiest of the shit ever made  ;D


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: JustDie on April 01, 2016, 11:47:21 AM

I require 22 pounds of product from Elephas maximus indicus, the Indian Elephant, for my mother in law.
Is this at all possible ?

You can pretty much name your price.

Ill see what i can get but are you sure just any elephant shit wont work? I can pour curry
on it makes it indian poo rite?

this thread make me laugh  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


same here :'



@OP can i get the fish poo ?? "1kg can you ? "
i want supprising ma friend because i will get some $ for sending him that , pm the price .


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: Monnt on April 01, 2016, 12:12:50 PM
Can you provide proof that you actually have shit? How much is shipping to AUS? What type of shit would be the best manure?

I'm not even kidding. I need some high quality manure for my garden. I'm replanting everything.


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: maxxdxx on April 01, 2016, 03:32:53 PM
So much SHIT in this SHIT thread of a SHIT service for SHIT people


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: whysoanon on April 01, 2016, 04:54:24 PM
Can you provide proof that you actually have shit? How much is shipping to AUS? What type of shit would be the best manure?

I'm not even kidding. I need some high quality manure for my garden. I'm replanting everything.
Oh i can attempt to stealth ship some fresh organic cow shit. I dont know if AUS customs is docuhey about poop.
I can vitalize it with extra organic minerals and nutrients if you'd like

I live in a land of farms.. I have the shit.  Population 73 and 1 of us has a monkey. Therefore i have to access to
monkey shit aswell


Title: Re: SHIT SERVICE
Post by: elliwilli on April 01, 2016, 07:54:14 PM
notting new

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1370912.0