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Title: All your blocks are belong to ASIC
Post by: Luke-Jr on February 06, 2013, 03:07:01 AM
In A.D. 2013
War was Beginning.

wizkid057: What happen ?
Inaba/Josh: Somebody set up us the bomb.
PiUK: We get signal.
wizkid057: What !
PiUK: Main stats turn on.
(screen turns on displaying a shadowy masked figure)
wizkid057: It's you !!
Mystery ASIC Miner: How are you gentlemen !!
Mystery ASIC Miner: All your blocks are belong to us.
wizkid057: What you say !!
Mystery ASIC Miner: You have no chance to mine make your time.
Mystery ASIC Miner: Ha ha ha ha ...
wizkid057: Inaba !!
Inaba/Josh: Turn on every 'RIG'!!
Inaba/Josh: You know what you doing.
Inaba/Josh: Mine 'RIG'.
Inaba/Josh: For great justice.

Cast:
  • wizkid057, Eligius mining pool (http://eligius.st)
  • Inaba/Josh, EclipseMC mining pool (https://eclipsemc.com/) and Butterfly Labs (ASIC vendor selling the "Mini Rig") (http://www.butterflylabs.com/)
  • PiUK, blockchain.info (http://blockchain.info)
  • Mystery ASIC Miner, mystery

Disclaimer: This is an entirely fictional record. If you don't get it, click here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us).


Title: Re: All your blocks are belong to ASIC
Post by: Herp-a-derp on February 06, 2013, 08:34:35 AM
Excellent work  :D


Title: Re: All your blocks are belong to ASIC
Post by: maunderingcabal on February 06, 2013, 01:32:27 PM
Very funny. PPS will be like 0.00000001 per share...


Title: Re: All your blocks are belong to ASIC
Post by: davecoin on February 07, 2013, 12:08:58 AM
Where's the video!?  :D


Title: Re: All your blocks are belong to ASIC
Post by: greyhawk on February 07, 2013, 12:15:52 AM
I expected this to be horrible, but it's actually pretty well done.


Title: Re: All your blocks are belong to ASIC
Post by: v3miner on February 07, 2013, 12:21:15 AM
Bwahaha. I approve of this message.


Title: Re: All your blocks are belong to ASIC
Post by: rpgman1 on February 07, 2013, 12:21:59 AM
I thought it was going to poke fun at Minecraft, but its about bitcoin.


Title: Re: All your blocks are belong to ASIC
Post by: zvs on February 08, 2013, 10:42:38 AM
oh, i thought you had missed that part.  i see it now.

Let us hope for RIG-01's success. Good luck.