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Many of you know me as cryptcracker, the bounty hunter that is uncovering the truth behind the Crypty "hack" and bringing the perpetrators to justice. However I have been doing this kind of work far before the cryptsy incident, I am making this dispatch today to reveal crucial information on the sudden news about Satoshi Nakamoto's identity and the plot Gavin Andresen has been involved in.
 
Satoshi was the greatest mind that I have seen in ages always calm and collected a real genius. Notice that I said was, that's because I'm sorry to say Satoshi Nakamoto was murdered by Gavin Andresen and his CIA associates. The CIA saw the transparency of the blockchain and they thought this would be a good way to track their "dirty subordinates". Let me explain, the CIA gives money, guns and drugs to terrorists so they can do things like stage a coup and overthrow governments this is well documented. The CIA saw the transparency of bitcoin and got the idea to start using bitcoin as one of the ways they fund these dirty subordinates.
 
Gavin was given the task of identifying Satoshi and flipping on him which he did. Once Satoshi was found and about to be captured I was informed 1 of 2 things happened, Satoshi committed suicide or the authorities were successful in capturing Satoshi and Satoshi was tortured and then killed. I am sorry for not being 100% certain on which one it is but it was one of the two I know this because my sources also relayed documents to me showing Satoshis dead body and classified CIA files.  
 
Craig Wright was chosen as the CIA's front man to act like he was the real Satoshi Nakamoto. Gavin Andresen was to use his position in the community to pass this off. However these fools completely botched there plan because 1. they don't have the keys to the best of my knowledge and 2. they over estimated their manipulative tactics. The CIA got used to pulling these tactics on the general population but they didn't understand something this transparent wouldn't work against the bitcoin Community since it's much more tech savvy.
 
This was one of the saddest stories that I have known about for a while and I think it needs to get out there. I am currently hesitant in releasing the confidential CIA files because if Satoshi's identity is know his friends and family will be in danger along with my sources. I will attempt to secure them so they are not in danger once that is done I might be able to release the files.
 
Thank you for your time, another dispatch will be coming soon.

Wrong section.  Move this to "fantasy and fiction" as it doesn't belong here.

Waiting for the evidence.

Isn't this a movie already called Zero dark thirty?  ::) But starring SNS  ;)

Tl;dr anyone?

I am sorry to say but this story is true.

I am Vladimir Putin.  You won't believe it, but it's true.

~CfA~

It's true, I saw those same dead satoshi pics on pinterest

Sure.

CIA and Gavin conspired to capture Satoshi.

No explanation of why they would want to do that.

Either CIA killed him, or he committed suicide in captivity.

CIA convinced Gavin and Mr. Wright to pretend like Mr. Wright is Satoshi.

No explanation of why they would want the world to believe that Mr. Wright is Satoshi.

I love bitcoin land, so much entertainment it's better then TV ;D

I'm sleeping with the heads of Mossad, CIA, MI6 and the FSB. I'll ask them for some corroboration tonight if I get a chance to get a word out. I usually don't.

Well, I believe that 9/11 was an inside job. Because there are plenty of evidence to back that theory up. Some of the greatest minds support this theory too...
But this story Op presented is just pure fiction without any meaningful explanation - do you have even one slight piece of evidence to backup your story? Anything?

"Many of you know me as a junior account with no credibility who loves conspiracy theories"

FYP

Thanks. Well I can truly say this is bs, and I didn't need to read it to know that,  it would make for good show though.

I did go to see Mr Andresen once. I tripped and got stuck in a bush outside his house for several hours incapable of speaking as a pine cone got wedged in there.

I had the chance to study him when he believed himself alone for several hours. Not once did he blink. Nor did his feet touch the ground as he levitated around the house between one and two metres above the floor. He didn't even swear when he repeatedly smashed his head on the ceilings.

There was something wrong with this picture but I couldn't put my finger on it.

Oh, and he microwaved his lunch with lasers that fired from his nostrils.

You deny what's right in your face.

I wonder how many bright minds have fancied a go at Bitcoin development, caught a whiff of the average thread on the myriad of forums, and run screaming.

Only the smart ones who did their research and realized that the CIA will kill them and replace them with some random dude for no apparent reason.

Oh, and the ones who gave up because they couldn't levitate.

I don't understand why some of you chose to deny the truth. Perhaps infiltration is worse then previously imagined?

i admet that it is true as well .

We can not proof what happened to Satoshi, but is easy to proof that Craig Wright is an Inteligency Cybercrime agent. In fact he is not uncovering it if we read more that cryptographical signatures...

He is the Senior vicepresident of Center for Strategic Cyberspace and Security Science (CSCSS) http://cscss.org/cscssdev1/?page_id=1436 (Well in his blog he says, he was, but in the official site, it says he is..) See also: http://www.drcraigwright.net/about/

His publical function at CSCSS is: "with a focus on collaborating government bodies in securing cyber systems" So in other words he is a trainer of Inteligency Agencies in CyberCrime..

Look here how an event of CSCSS, looks like: http://imgur.com/pkXUPvn

And this is one article from Craig Wright at 2012, as a cybercrime recognized especialist
http://www.zdnet.com/article/cybercrime-legislation-a-backward-step/

 Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin", and "Get Confident, Stupid.".

yep 99.9% true.

This is some pretty heavy allegations you are making against Gavin, and I am not one of his fanboys. If you get exposed and Gavin lay charges against you, you will have to bring proof of these statements. The only proof you might be able to bring, would be classified / secret documents and if you are not authorized to have the originals or a copy of those documents, you would be in further trouble.

I would not want to go up against these people. Going Snowden will be the best bet, but I guess you are just trolling and this will come to nothing. ^hmmmm^

Fantasy at its best, as Danny said I see no evidence in backing any of your claiming s . I think you have some brain damaging symptom which you need to go to the doctor urgently, cause first you were trying to find and bring the bounty of Cryptsy, now you are telling us a story with CIA and associates that killed Satoshi. I think you definitely have a problem with your personality, or you like to troll a lot, hope that this last option is the truth otherwise I am really sorry for you.

I heard Satoshi is a 75 yo white rapper named Bitcoin. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md4cPHFBeiU

If Criag is true Satoshi and as he said he don't want money, he should send the Coins to 1BitcoinEaterAddressDontSendf59kuE.

This will help to solve one of the biggest worry of all bitcoiners, of having Satoshi suddenly dumps all his coins into exchanges to floor the market...

Wtf is seriously wrong with you. Its just attention seeking and poor trolling. Most people that do leaks do them anonymously but you sir seem to smoke some weird shit then post on bitcointalk. You are good for humour though i will admit that.

How goes big verns capture? did they let you out of the hospital this weekend so you could chase him down?

So true man!So true!
In many years when we are old, boy we have so many crazy stories to share which had happened over the years here.
Meeting other crypto lovers and having a talk will never be boring. :D

Get satoshi to sign a message with his genesis key stating he is dead.

Rather looks like he took up my theory and changed a bit here and there until being inconsistent and on top he makes it look as if he has proof. Cool story, bro.

You can add a 0.1% given the easy to search for fact that he is at the very least, guilty by assoCIAtion. (lolz the spellchecker doesn't like the all caps.. FU google. :P ) Amir was also summoned at about/ if not the same time.

re: Gavin will visit the CIA
https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=6652.0

Personally, I believe that Satoshi is yet another character dreamed up some psy-ops deptartment so that we could have our leader/mythical figure to distract us from seeing who is really behind this Orwellian cryptofiat garbage.

sure...  ;D
this is pretty serious man ... !
proof:
https://i.imgur.com/V6Ou3Xr.png
https://i.imgur.com/YWVGcFP.jpg

Best hypothesis I've seen so far... but evidence? You have nothing to turn this into even a theory, yet you are presenting it as fact?

Anonymous sources = no evidence. Especially if you're also anonymous.

It sure as hell would explain Gavin Andresen's otherwise-incomprehensible behavior, though. The "visit" to the CIA would've been a ruse to cloak that he already was a CIA asset.



But Gavin wouldn't have been that stupid (unless deliberately), and they also approached Andreas Antonopoulos, who obviously is no fool.



Make a proof of existence (https://proofofexistence.com/) if you haven't already!!



You must provide something solid though, otherwise your word is about as good as Wright's.

It was a great story.. and quite possibly true.

Satoshi, disappearing the second Gavin mentions the CIA...

Gavin backing someone that is clearly not Satoshi.

Gavin wanting reversible transactions...


The more you ponder the story the more it seems to be real.

It's simple. You didn't deliver during the Cryptsy story. So you are actually known as that guy who said something about the Cryptsy hack, but didn't do shit.

And now you are posting this.. Dude, prove something first. Then come up with new BS, this is pathetic.

What a science fiction novel...
I guess this story has all the ingredients to be true, but you should really be capable of presenting real evidence before presenting the story!

Good luck with that if you can't even spell "Cryptsy".

If that's true lets try making a movie and get the legend a rebirth and make him known to the entire world. Because most of us itself waiting for an opportunity to see him.

Really imaginative plot, more details to it and you can definitely a good movie for it. drugs can really do good  ;D
You need to involve some users in the forum too, maybe theymos and some gambling sites. Make it a showcase to what bitcoin can offer to the people so you can have sponsors in the movie.

Sorry, the plot is rather weak, but it can go for a pretty Hollywood movie with the right actors.
Don't forget to put as visible as possible many screens with numbers scrolling on them!

What is disturbing is sudden rise of Dr. Wright. He revealed himself recently and claim to be real Satoshi. Why now?
In the past he could even receive Nobel Prize if he reveal himself and hi chose to remain silent, and now he is all open and willing to promote himself?
It is suspicious as hell.

Interesting theory, I see why satoshi did not reveal his name ever, To avoid having his name instead of Satoshi posted in tons of topics... Gavin already went rouge after losing support for his own opinions regarding bitcoin.

100BTC says this is fucking Dank's newest incarnation.

LOL, I grew up in a LEO/intelligence family and it is always entertaining to see what people think the CIA does. Comedy gold.  :D

they're capable though. would you believe they plot jesus' crucifixion? and they  discredit jesus account to whihc on roman government, jesus almost didnt exist.

You are a good writer, I'll give you that. Why don't you just start becoming a writer rather than starting out trolls like these? I mean you could profit from making these good stories by either making a blog dedicated your crafts/stories or selling them.

Do you understand the idea of compartmentalization?

 Is that when your brain locks up all the stuff you don't understand into one area and calls it whacky or tries to disprove it with "science"?

Hahaha, yep, that's another type of compartmentalization. I like to call that an "information bubble". The largest one in terms of adherents is the MSM information bubble.

I was hacked! disregard my 3rd dispatch and the statements made in it.

Really? Just the 3rd dispatch, not the OP?

Hi. My apologizes that I have been upped this old topic, but it is really interesting theory for me. This theory to a certain extent explains why Craig Wright was able to deceive Gavin.

Let's not put it into a conclusion if we don't have enough evidences. We should not spread news like this if this is not teue because it will only bring trouble. Let's investigate first and don't bite into this kind of news. Remember that it's easy to spread fake news and only us will get affected if we're gonna believe it.

I think Satoshi died before Bitcoin became popular. Everyone knows that the world's first Bitcoin transaction was in 2009. But Bitcoin was created is probably more than 10 or 20 years ago. But I do not believe CIA have killed Satoshi

I think that this is just a conspiracy and not yet proven. Well many people used to create fake news so be aware of it and don't easily bite what they are feeding you. Have your own investigation and research don't believe them just like that. Prove it yourself and when you have eniugh evidences then make a conclusion of your own.

ahha could be this friend in stringing words and make all people laugh.
Let's just say this kind of person continues to beranstasi because his true worth to be a cartoon character maker.

And I do not believe that the CIA has killed Satoshi Nakamoto, there is no solid evidence for any of it, because until now Satoshi Nakamoto is still mysterious.

Your tin-foil hat's on a little tight