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Here, I'll start. 

I am Satoshi Nakamoto.

It sure is a big deal to everyone apparently I honestly don't care if he's satoshi or not. if he decides to dump his bitcoins I will just buy them at a cheaper price.
Also
I'm satoshi   ;)

*Except minus 1 million bitcoins.

I am satoshin@gmx.com and I DEMAND respak!  >:(

What of there is no Satoshi Nakamoto, what if it's a myth and bitcoin was created by some AI....   :D

One guy already proved that he is Satoshi Nakamoto and he has proven it and all he has contact when the bitcoin was just starting out have confirmed it so let us just accept it as it is ..Well until the next guy that will come out has a better proof ..

Guys, I'm serious about this joke.   ;)

Honestly.  Don't even reply if you're not going to claim to be Satoshi.  I want people to get used to making the claim.  I want them to make the claim EVERY time the stupid topic comes up.  I want it to be a running gag that the entire community throws like a cream pie at any idiot who wants to know who Satoshi is.  I want people to never know who's serious and who's joking or even who *intends* to be believed.  Don't even allow anyone to claim to be Satoshi without also claiming to be Satoshi.  Hell, go first sometimes and let all the other Satoshis chime in.  Call bogus news conferences.  Post youtube accounts about how and why you invented Bitcoin. Lie like a rug and cheat with both hands.  This is what it takes to turn it into the non-topic it so richly deserves to be.  Such idiot claims will be ignored only when they're a dime a dozen and there's no way to tell whether another claim is a joke.

"I am Satoshi Nakamoto."

True sarcasm. Lol!!

Really I am fed up with this claim. Frankly no impact is going to make in ours life even after knowing who Mr. Nakamoto really is. Neither the price of bitcoin will have any impact.

I want him to live in peace because once his identity is proven, all enforcement agencies will be after him, which I don't want to happen.

Spartacus was Satoshi Nakamoto.

I am Spartacus!

this is our own fault as a community! we shouldn't even talk about it when someone claims to be satoshi without proper proof. and proper proof is should be the normal signing message from a bitcoin address not inventing your own way and doing it privately!
this is so simple that it makes me mad to think about how CW filled the social media with lots of people talking about some BS

Sorry for endlessly repeating, but sign with the Satoshi key 5EC948A1 or STFU.

He doesn't need to sign because I vouch for him being Satoshi Nakamoto.
I know he is for a fact, because I'm Satoshi Nakamoto as well.

never would i claim to be satoshi if it weren't for this thread. now revealed, i guess i have nothing to hide now.
I'm Satoshi Nakamoto and i forgot my private key that is why i can't spend my millions - any help would be appreciated.

Honestly, the only reason I started this thread was because they were getting too close to figuring out who I am in real life.

If I can get people to keep them distracted with bogus claims, I'll have a little more maneuvering room, right?  

It's sort of a mind-game opSec, so I can eventually spend my million Bitcoins.  But only if other people claim to be me, too.  Right?  And don't worry; I'll never provide the kind of proof to show that you were lying.

Satoshi Nakamoto

I could b Satoshi.......

Nah. Too lazy.

source: I'm Satoshi Nakamoto

I am Satoshi Nakamoto. To prove it here is my SHA256 hash.

Message:

Hash:

I think that everyone must like doing this. I really don't care but it is starting to annoy me.
Anyway i am Satoshi  :)

No, NSA are Satoshi Nakamoto!
A Satoshi Nakomoto = ASN = NSA backwards.
Nakamoto SAtoshi = NSA
Satoshi Nakamoto an transcript - "Ma, I took NSA's oath"  :D

Well, yet get it over with this.

The hash that proves, that no one of you guys is SN:

http://www.cannabisculture.com/files/images/6/hashbrick.JPG

Lies
All lies.

I am the real Satoshi Nakamoto, you better respect my authoratay. Or I will take all your Bitcoins :).

Can I come too!!

Je Suis Satoshi

I see your hash, and I confirm you and I are both Satoshi Nakamoto.

I am the real SN but I couldn't come out before because I have avoidant personality disorder. I can't even go to the store to get food without medication, I suffer panic attacks in open areas and around people.  

I just want to be left alone! That is why I have contacted two PR firms and CNN and will soon be flying around the world to prove to everyone I am the real SN! Then I'll be left alone.
/sarcasm

This looks like a dried pressed piece of poop! :D

Dumping one million Bitcoins would wreak havoc on the market though especially if people are caught unawares. It could trigger a domino effect and if price plummets below a certain threshold it might be difficult for Bitcoin to recover.

I am Nakamoto SAtoshi (Bitcoin) and also Nicholas von SAberhagen (CryptoNote).

If he wanted to act like God, creates and then poof no where to be found, he should've at least sent out messengers/prophets to guide this lost community find their way :D that is why he sent me now to say that we all share one soul therefor we all are Satoshi Nakamoto.

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I do not know which benefits
do not need a trust, we can say that we are Satoshi Nakamoto
And " I'm Satoshi Nakamoto " :)

I also dont care who is Satoshi Nakamoto. Though I am thankful for him for creating such a wonderful currency using blockchain technology but I am more concerned on the usefulness and the value of bitcoin in the market rather than knowing who made it. And another thing it will be useless to claim that we are satoshi since we know deep within ourselves that we are not. At this point of time no one will believe anybody who claims they are Satoshi Nakamoto.

But let me join the fun. I am SN and I made bitcoins just for fun and I did not expect the price to be like this. I am sad that I did not hold a large volume of bitcoin. ;D

Watashi wa Satoshi Nakamoto desu~

anyone can claim they are whoever or whatever they want: Satoshi Nakamoto, Napoleon, Donald Trump, God, Ashtar Sheram or anything. If they can't prove then they will just pass as crazy people that should be in the asylum or some scammer

I don't even understand what good will do if we found the true satoshi nakamoto . Are they going to make him do a bunch of interviews or something? .

Many have tried claiming to be satoshi but in the end they can't provide any valid proofs and we all know that satoshi will continue to hide himself for his safety . And the 1 million bitcoins that they say satoshi have . So what if he dumps it? The bitcoin is already popular it is only a matter of time before it goes back to high price .

if i am the real satoshi nakamoto, i do not want to show myself in the public and i will make people guessing who i am, i do not want my family being public too. it is better for me to still hiding in my room and doing another project.

I dont care whos satoshi nakamoto is but I'm thankful that he creates bitcoin for all who wants private identity hidden when transacting online. He revolutionize anonimity online and hes good at it. Even if he doesnt revealed himself he would still be the creator of bitcoin the coin that we are using now here in the internet.

I am Satoshi Nakamoto, so do not even try to claim this fame for yourself. I am willing to prove this, but I only want Gavin to verify my identity.

{ A sucker is born every day } I will sweep one of my private keys and spend a few 1000 coins. Prepare for a massive decline in the price, once

this is done. I will then buy my second island and party all day with my friends who joined me when this started out. Oh, b.t.w do not scale with

SegWit & LN.... those guys are trying to undo all my hard work.... Hard fork block sizes to 8mb and be done with it.  ::)

If I were Satoshi Nakamoto, I won't argue with you guys... I'll just show you my name with my signature attached. I would have done just that if not for the fact that I won't get paid for it.
So what the heck?? ???

Hello World !

I am Moses ! BitcoinMoses !

You  are all Satoshist.  Satoshi Nakamoto is a pseudonym of a Robot of the man who invented Bitcoin, he is the man who is real Satoshi Nakamoto. Rest of the developers and Bitcoin traders are Satoshist. He who believe in Bitcoin Big Bang, believe in Satoshi. When you believe in Satoshi you become Satoshist. Let there be many  Satoshist in the world. Adonai Satoshi ! Adonai Bitcoin ! Bitcoin Libertos ! Ethereum Emparatos ! Satoshi Nakamoto Victoros !