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Hey everyone I am currently working on a new BTC Bank, I am looking for donations to help in making the bank. Thanks all

Have you tried asking the US government?

Excellent idea.

Also, I am building a new business so that I can sell stuff to the community. Will you please also donate to me? Thank you everyone. Or should I make my own thread for this?

Asking donations for a bank??? Never heard of. BTW, it is not that hard to start an "IPO" using bitcoin, please consider that as a more vaiable option.

Your kidding?

I working on like 3 different projects anyone want to donate? You get nothing but to pat yourself on your back that I am using your money. LMAO

Pat on the back huh? More than I was offering, I just want donations to whatever project I want. Gimmee gimmee

Hey everyone I am currently working on a new homework, I am looking for donations to help in finishing my homework. Thanks all

Hi all. I am working on amassing the biggest private spankbank (porn respository) in the western world. Plz send donatiunz. Currently have 5.8TB of pornz. If u donate, maybe I will set up FTP.

Hey all I'm making a ham sandwich, looking for donations to purchase mayo for my ham sandwich.  All donations welcome!

I'm in, what's your BTC address?

But wait, you should know all the joy you will experience by investing in the Bank of The Iron Cross!

- Exhorbitant Fees! That's right, 5% base user fee, 2% transaction fee!  But don't donate yet, there's MORE!
- He's going to use YOUR bitcoins as HIS capital to become a moneylender! No stress for you, though, since he has no intention of paying you interest for providing him with capital! Put that mouse down, potential investor! THERE"S STILL MORE!
- His servers will be "really really secure!" even though he can't say how he intends to GUARANTEE security or insure deposits.

Now aren't you glad you waited?! Go ahead and send that donation! Kiss your BTC goodbye and cry into your pillow afterwards.

Should offer a free pillow to cry into for every donation over 10 BTC :P

Everyone started their own bank by downloading the client.

Guys, you have it all wrong! It's a sperm bank! Your donations buy him a pass to brazzers. Doh!

I suggest you contact this guy.  He ran the most successful Bitcoin bank to date and he may be able to help you set up a new Bitcoin bank:

Trendon Shavers
tshavers@buscog.com
(214) 856-4386
Prior successful business: http://btcst.com, http://www.gpumax.com

In addition, I suggest you contact Obsi. He may be able to help you with adding interest to your depositor's funds.

No we do not use your btc, We use our own btc for lending.

Thanks I will.

rofl

:D

that's not what you said in the thread in Newbies (which now appears to be deleted, or at least is not coming up in a search).

LOL  ::)