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Other => Off-topic => Topic started by: juggalodarkclow on February 28, 2013, 09:42:43 PM



Title: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: juggalodarkclow on February 28, 2013, 09:42:43 PM
https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/12779-goat


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 01, 2013, 02:09:58 AM
https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/12779-goat

The last time I ate goat was in the mid 80's at a friend's house who was Greek. It was cooked in one of those hand dug fire pits with a hand turn thingy. It was fuckin' delicious. So was the Bambi. You haven't lived unless you've seen a month-old lamb have it's trough cut al-Qaeda style. Same for the goat.


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: Lethn on March 01, 2013, 09:42:06 AM
Selling goats online? Ebay and Amazon won't be able to beat that! LOL! :D


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: Herodes on March 01, 2013, 02:19:06 PM
https://www.bitmit.net/en/item/12779-goat

The add says the Goat is 27 years old..

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Life expectancy for goats is between fifteen and eighteen years.[26] An instance of a goat reaching the age of 24 has been reported.

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goat#Life_expectancy

I'm wondering if someone is trying to auction Goat (https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=44233) on this forum ?

The big question is whether Goat approved it or not, and when and if successful whether Goat will be forcefully handed over to the new owners or not.



http://th08.deviantart.net/fs10/PRE/i/2006/118/7/a/Goats_on_a_Boat_by_valadil.jpg


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: greyhawk on March 01, 2013, 02:33:56 PM
What if goat is selling himself?  :o


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: Herodes on March 01, 2013, 02:40:39 PM
What if goat is selling himself?  :o

Damn!

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTLofpelp28mXISck6NffbwLCtX1_q78UydlbZwU0dTUWKZ2tXgUw


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 01, 2013, 08:40:53 PM
What if goat is selling himself?  :o

Read the ToS:

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Can a goat sell itself?

Although goats can be sold on our site, any goat trying to sell itself will receive 500 lashes with a wet noodle.

For the doubters, the following is an image of the noodle whip.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRA60NzT-VbRwJNuHHBbItr2QzkZBhsslIMngl439TY9YkMCTEM


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: herzmeister on March 02, 2013, 01:10:51 AM
at least they can bark as well as humans do  :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: Monster Tent on March 02, 2013, 01:15:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vnoa4T7KtcU lol


Title: Re: Hey Phinnaeus, I found something you'll love...
Post by: greyhawk on March 04, 2013, 10:04:48 AM
What if goat is selling himself?  :o

Read the ToS:

Quote
Can a goat sell itself?

Although goats can be sold on our site, any goat trying to sell itself will receive 500 lashes with a wet noodle.

For the doubters, the following is an image of the noodle whip.

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRA60NzT-VbRwJNuHHBbItr2QzkZBhsslIMngl439TY9YkMCTEM

I'm reasonably sure there's people who get off on that.