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Title: [Warning] Toothpaste Post by: Spoetnik on June 14, 2016, 10:34:53 AM Hey..
Toothpaste.. FUCK YOU ! ..that's right i said it. It's about time somebody told the paste what is what ! I am sick of my mouth burning like a mutha-fucker because Colgate needs to "whiten" my teeth. Fuck you Colgate ! And Fuck your whitening too ! I got me all them fancy schmancy toothpastes and i tell ya what.. They ALL suck the big one ! I am going back to my old Tube.. i got some standard nothing special no weirdo bullshit normal kind. The giant metallic tube thingy i got with the list of "features" is going to the back of the medicine cabinet. Hell if i could put the past back in the tube i would ! Fuck you tooth-paste i am not taking your shit anymore ! You burned my mouth for the last time asshole ! So uhh yeah this was suppose to be a warning so.. Toothpaste watch your ass ..your walking on thin ice bucko ! I guess that was still not a warning (unless Toothpaste reads my topic) So.. Here is something i could work up for ya.. a little FUD for ole Toothpaste ;) With out further ado.. "The Warning" I am sure by know you already heard of the environmental disaster of "Plastic Pellets" being put inside things such as Toothpaste or Shampoo.. right ? So.. check this out too ! Crest toothpaste embeds plastic in our gums (http://www.dentalbuzz.com/2014/03/04/crest-imbeds-plastic-in-our-gums/) ..toothpaste ..you been warned people ;) (and it only took me 9 exclamation marks to get to it) Rant Lite ? A light day on the Med's ? You wish Talker's ! |