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Title: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:19:10 PM
Only positive comments about this scam are allowed in this thread.

Any comments on how this scam did not scam you enough or otherwise underperformed will be dealt with harshly according to the principles of Inabaism.

Note: Scam will be delivered in 4-6 weeks when our ships are ready.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: BadBear on March 14, 2013, 12:24:44 PM
AAA+++ credit rating, would get scammed again.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:25:42 PM
vite, your post was removed for the following reason: "unwelcome truths"

Your Inabaism for the day is "You are a cumguzzling cardboard laptop"




Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:27:03 PM
flower1024, your post was removed for the following reason "disparaging comments and unwelcome questions"

Your Inabaism for the day is "Your feet smell worse than a burning cloaca drenched koala bear"


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:27:50 PM
Thank you for your kind words, BadBear


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: ingrownpocket on March 14, 2013, 12:31:10 PM
Recommended.

Please disregard any other threads against this product.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:33:27 PM
Thank you Carlos. If you need our services again, please don't hesitate to call. Our lines are open 24/7 (thats the 24th of July for you Americans).


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Frequency on March 14, 2013, 12:34:27 PM
Recommended.

Please disregard any other threads against this product.
Thank you Carlos. If you need our services again, please don't hesitate to call. Our lines are open 24/7 (thats the 24th of July for you Americans).

Pics or it didn't happen


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: vite on March 14, 2013, 12:34:38 PM
now discuss


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: vite on March 14, 2013, 12:34:53 PM
now discuss


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:34:58 PM
Other Carlos L., your comment was removed for the following reason "Evil twin"

Your Inabaism for the day is "I have seen rotten driftwood walls that were more mentally stable than you"


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: vite on March 14, 2013, 12:35:10 PM
now discuss


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: vite on March 14, 2013, 12:35:26 PM
now discuss


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Frequency on March 14, 2013, 12:35:52 PM
now discuss

U TROLL


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:36:48 PM
Pics or it didn't happen

Thank you for the interest in our product. You will receive photographic evidence along with your scheduled mailbomb.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: vite on March 14, 2013, 12:37:39 PM
Pics or it didn't happen

Thank you for the interest in our product. You will receive photographic evidence along with your scheduled mailbomb.

now discuss


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Monster Tent on March 14, 2013, 12:37:50 PM
I thought the car you sold me on ebay had an actual engine.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:39:48 PM
Thank you all for your efforts maintaining a healthy level of spam, trolls, trolling accusations, doxxings and unwarranted offtopic postings within the thread. This is the type of proactive go-foward attitude we need to lead this project to it's intended goal: a bulge in my wallet and my pants.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Deafboy on March 14, 2013, 12:41:03 PM
I thought the car you sold me on ebay had an actual engine.
You can still overclock your 2nd engine to achieve the same speed ;)


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:41:52 PM
I thought the car you sold me on ebay had an actual engine.

Thank you for contacting us, Monster Tent. Should you indeed errouneously have received an actual engine within the car, please discard the car in a convenient lake or other large body of water. A customer service representative will deliver your replacement fake engined car shortly (4-6 weeks).


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Rothgar on March 14, 2013, 12:42:41 PM
If you're looking to get scammed this is the scam for you!!!!!

edit:  grammar


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:43:44 PM
Thank you Rothgar for letting us collect them all.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Bitobsessed on March 14, 2013, 12:43:50 PM
Please! I want some of this action, but am I too late?


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: ingrownpocket on March 14, 2013, 12:45:08 PM
If you deliver a successful SCAM, it would be legit because the person actually intended to buy a SCAM.
If it is legit, it can't be a SCAM.

Are you selling paradoxes?


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:52:49 PM
Are you selling paradoxes?

Indeed we do. Our Schrödinger FanBox delivering 1.5 GParadoxons/s is what you want and should be available either in 4-6 weeks or otherwise 4-6 weeks ago.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: vite on March 14, 2013, 12:57:13 PM
Does this scam take xrp?


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 12:59:05 PM
Please! I want some of this action, but am I too late?

Unfortunately yes, but trustworthy Hero Member/VIP "Rob U Blind" has set up a passthrough you might still participate in.

Does this scam take xrp?

Sorry, we don't play RPGs here.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Bitobsessed on March 14, 2013, 01:00:18 PM
If you deliver a successful SCAM, it would be legit because the person actually intended to buy a SCAM.
If it is legit, it can't be a SCAM.

Are you selling paradoxes?
Is it paraboxes if you wanted two?


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: ingrownpocket on March 14, 2013, 01:01:28 PM
A considerable amount of lulz are being released.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Monster Tent on March 14, 2013, 01:03:01 PM
I assume you have a AAA+ rating from Patrick Harnett and a +10 from gigamining on bitcoin-otc.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 01:03:21 PM
If you deliver a successful SCAM, it would be legit because the person actually intended to buy a SCAM.
If it is legit, it can't be a SCAM.

Are you selling paradoxes?
Is it paraboxes if you wanted two?

In that case you might be better served with our Heisenberg Parabox.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 01:06:01 PM
I assume you have a AAA+ rating from Patrick Harnett and a +10 from gigamining on bitcoin-otc.

We do and we are in the process of discussing an appropriate bribe to be raised above these ratings.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Bitobsessed on March 14, 2013, 01:08:08 PM
I assume you have a AAA+ rating from Patrick Harnett and a +10 from gigamining on bitcoin-otc.

We do and we are in the process of discussing an appropriate bribe to be raised above these ratings.
In that case, where do I send my money!  You haven't even told us yet!


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Meizirkki on March 14, 2013, 01:11:57 PM
Hey thanks the aspirin you sold me is working good. These dragons are haunting me tho.. do you have anything for that?


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 01:15:05 PM
In that case, where do I send my money!  You haven't even told us yet!

Please stop implying we don't know what we're doing. Do you have any idea how hard it is to set up a thread like this? The hundreds of hours I have spent toiling and working to hone this scam to perfection? "Just tell me where to send the money" shows you have no idea what you are talking about and you never will.

Here is your Inabaism for the day: "Yo momma so fat her house has only room for a single HabaneroTM ASIC miner."


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 01:17:55 PM
Hey thanks the aspirin you sold me is working good. These dragons are haunting me tho.. do you have anything for that?

Please don't scare the dragons with pointy objects. The dragons will disappear peacefully on their own after they have pilfered your hoard, set your village aflame and stole your girlfriend.


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Frequency on March 14, 2013, 01:19:32 PM
Boy ..i really hope this isn't a scum.!!! Anyone received any conformation and date of delivery?



Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Rothgar on March 14, 2013, 01:21:23 PM
Best scam of the 21st century.  In a whole other class compared to BFL, and Pirat40.  Totally different, and unusual.  I got three of these scams for my family.  They were impressed!!!  Best, scam ever!!!!!!!!1!!



Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: Rothgar on March 14, 2013, 01:22:46 PM
Boy ..i really hope this isn't a scum.!!! Anyone received any conformation and date of delivery?



This scam is totally legit.  Delivery in 4 to 6 weeks. 


Title: Re: This is the thread where I scam you and you like it
Post by: greyhawk on March 14, 2013, 01:25:41 PM
CLOSED DUE TO LACK OF INTEREST!