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Title: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: vite on March 19, 2013, 01:54:24 PM
Is Phinnaeus Gage an entity a person?

what is Phinnaeus Gage?

What planet is Phinnaeus Gage from?

Is Phinnaeus Gage going blind?

How can Phinnaeus Gage find time to post so much?


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: juggalodarkclow on March 19, 2013, 02:15:50 PM
Phinnaeus is a barn wood reclaimer who has an unhealthy obsession with all things goat related as well as Jody's chickens.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: greyhawk on March 19, 2013, 02:17:39 PM
Phinnaeus Gage = Satoshi Nakamoto  :o


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: FreddyFender on March 19, 2013, 04:51:27 PM
Phinnaeus Gage = Satoshi Nakamoto  :o
I sure hope not! Nice guy and all...
I heard he took a bad one to the head, back in the mining days, and just sits glued like an emotionless lump howling at the moon and posting.
Or I could be wrong ::)


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Al the Alpaca on March 19, 2013, 05:47:47 PM
Has anybody else gotten a PM from him asking you for sex? About a month ago he contacted me, and after we cut the deal and I sent my coins, I haven't heard from him. The only reason I didn't ask for the scammer tag is because it would be too embarrassing for me, coupled with it's money I can afford to lose.

Below is the chat, paraphrased for my protection:

Me: Sure! How much?
PG: All depends what you want to pay.
Me: About 50 BTC (bear in mind that the rate was much lower back then)
PG: I assume you do anal, ears, nasal, oral, and toes.
Me: I draw the line at toes.
PG: No problem. I got another member in mind for them digits.
Me: Ping.
Me: Ping.
Me: Ping.
PG: Why you bother me?
Me: I paid, now waiting for where to meet.
PG: Meet me at Pong's.
Me: Ping.
Me: Ping.
Me: Ping.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 19, 2013, 05:56:37 PM
Has anybody else gotten a PM from him asking you for sex? About a month ago he contacted me, and after we cut the deal and I sent my coins, I haven't heard from him. The only reason I didn't ask for the scammer tag is because it would be too embarrassing for me, coupled with it's money I can afford to lose.

Below is the chat, paraphrased for my protection:

Me: Sure! How much?
PG: All depends what you want to pay.
Me: About 50 BTC (bear in mind that the rate was much lower back then)
PG: I assume you do anal, ears, nasal, oral, and toes.
Me: I draw the line at toes.
PG: No problem. I got another member in mind for them digits.
Me: Ping.
Me: Ping.
Me: Ping.
PG: Why you bother me?
Me: I paid, now waiting for where to meet.
PG: Meet me at Pong's.
Me: Ping.
Me: Ping.
Me: Ping.

Dude, please delete this post! I waited for you ass over an hour in the alley behind Pong's, but you never came. Luckily, I found a dead cat, so it wasn't a wasted trip.

Proof that I was there--and still have the cat:

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLLmwuozwL4Ir5nH-lksI_SEVzr9Dw9CpK0pI3q69fbZqQSM7I


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: RodeoX on March 19, 2013, 05:58:38 PM
Also a guy with a rod through his head. Google is your friend.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Mike Christ on March 19, 2013, 06:04:13 PM
Argh!

I must keep it a secret >:(


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: naypalm on March 19, 2013, 07:04:45 PM
Red Green! /thread


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 19, 2013, 09:27:42 PM
I wonder what are the chances of this thread now being about images of dead cats.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_e-Vi-vJykAg/SLjZAC3wDAI/AAAAAAAAAMg/JbYulJl5yC4/s400/DSC09902.JPG


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: niko on March 19, 2013, 09:32:15 PM
Is Phinnaeus Gage an entity a person?

what is Phinnaeus Gage?

What planet is Phinnaeus Gage from?

Is Phinnaeus Gage going blind?

How can Phinnaeus Gage find time to post so much?
To begin with, it clearly is not a single person.
Another easily verifiable fact is that they are a benevolent force working stubbornly to everybody's benefit, inside and outside Bitcoin.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on March 20, 2013, 02:14:37 AM
Is Phinnaeus Gage an entity a person?

what is Phinnaeus Gage?

What planet is Phinnaeus Gage from?

Is Phinnaeus Gage going blind?

How can Phinnaeus Gage find time to post so much?
To begin with, it clearly is not a single person.
Another easily verifiable fact is that they are a benevolent force working stubbornly to everybody's benefit, inside and outside Bitcoin.


Bingo! We are a group of 4-9 Lithuanians, commonly known as Team Lugan in our motherland.

Here's our mascot, Vitus:

http://nonblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/goat_2.jpg


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Woodcock36 on March 20, 2013, 02:38:24 AM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQHXWvjG59aPKJ9tQEugD3sCnt2BkPXkZhSTyMeMvhL_wxFPG5Gmw


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Jaw3bmasters on April 12, 2013, 12:15:59 PM
http://allthingsd.com/files/2012/07/market-dead-cat-bounce.jpeg


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 12, 2013, 06:30:44 PM
Code:
BuMp

Thanks to theymos' efforts, we all now have the ability to bump a thread to the end of thread, albeit the bumpee still sees it at the top. theymos is still trying to tweak the code to solve this issue.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Rassah on April 12, 2013, 07:51:26 PM
To anyone who is still wondering this, I will take pictures of the Phinneaus Gage when I see him at the Bitcoin Conference in May.





The pictures will be blurry and taken in a forest. And he will likely look very hairy. Unless he shaves. Which I doubt.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: MysteryMiner on April 12, 2013, 08:43:45 PM
For me his nickname is very hard to read. It ends up like Pineapple Cage.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: JimmiesForBitcoins on April 13, 2013, 03:02:27 AM
For me his nickname is very hard to read. It ends up like Pineapple Cage.
I believe that's what Sponge Bob calls his house when he's feeling depressed and/or paranoid about going outside.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Xenland on April 13, 2013, 03:29:38 AM
At first PG is a creep, then freaky, then you realise he knows his limits, then he's funny from this point on.... PG in a nutshell.....


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: bbit on April 13, 2013, 05:00:19 AM
At first PG is a creep, then freaky, then you realise he knows his limits, then he's funny from this point on.... PG in a nutshell.....

 :D


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: shibaji on April 13, 2013, 06:31:41 AM
http://www.satoshisuperstars.com/phinnaeus-gage/

Look alike of: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinod_Khanna

 ;D


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: odolvlobo on April 13, 2013, 06:41:06 AM
So, of the 19 posters in this thread so far, how many do you think are Phinnaeus Gage sock puppets?

I'm guessing 7.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Zaih on April 13, 2013, 10:22:08 AM
Entertaining.. to say the least :d


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 13, 2013, 10:52:22 AM
So, of the 19 posters in this thread so far, how many do you think are Phinnaeus Gage sock puppets?

I'm guessing 7.

Fud alert! Only 2, thus 3 of me total in this thread. I have 4 (maybe 5--lost count) accounts total, all disclosed (to one another). (Honestly, except for the last words.)

http://www.thisnthatgiftshop.com/images/wine/pineapple%20cage%20sm.jpg

FYI: From this day forward, anybody who Google searches images for the term "Pineapple Cage" will be met with ~100,000 BitcoinTalk avatars.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 13, 2013, 06:49:32 PM
I got a new job! (http://newsone.com/2373225/semenology-book/)

No, I didn't find it via Googling some term. It was in my Google news feed. Somehow Google knows what I like. I swear, it even suggested to me the new FaceBook video out, depicting Mark and the goat.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Mike Christ on April 13, 2013, 06:50:32 PM
I got a new job! (http://newsone.com/2373225/semenology-book/)

No, I didn't find it via Googling some term. It was in my Google news feed. Somehow Google knows what I like. I swear, it even suggested to me the new FaceBook video out, depicting Mark and the goat.

AHHH That's so fucking gross ;D


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 13, 2013, 07:20:42 PM
I got a new job! (http://newsone.com/2373225/semenology-book/)

No, I didn't find it via Googling some term. It was in my Google news feed. Somehow Google knows what I like. I swear, it even suggested to me the new FaceBook video out, depicting Mark and the goat.

AHHH That's so fucking gross ;D

It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b-BZD5zw_7c/S6KoDbcwQPI/AAAAAAAADAE/lxYikT7pQAk/s400/mike+rowe.jpg


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: MysteryMiner on April 13, 2013, 11:12:16 PM
Pinneaus Gage and Mathew N. Wright profiles on Bitcointalk look very similar to me. Both have long term membership, have very high post count. From time to time they seem insightful but in same time have bleak personalities compared to Luke-Jr, Molecular or Tangible Cryptography. Like average guy on the street.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 14, 2013, 12:37:40 AM
Pinneaus Gage and Mathew N. Wright profiles on Bitcointalk look very similar to me. Both have long term membership, have very high post count. From time to time they seem insightful, but at same time have bleak personalities compared to Luke-Jr, Molecular and Tangible Cryptography combined. Like average guy on the street.

FTFY!

Throw in Atlas, Dank and Goat, and you'll have us nailed to a tee.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 30, 2013, 08:15:28 AM
Quote
Jesus Christ dumbass! You bumped a 6 month old necro thread making fun of you!

Face-Fucking-Palm


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: niko on May 01, 2013, 12:06:04 AM
PG is the opposite of a sock puppet.


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Al the Alpaca on May 01, 2013, 01:18:09 AM
PG is the opposite of a sock puppet.

Finally, somebody explains the cocksucker.

Love your sig, dude!


Title: Re: Who is Phinnaeus Gage?
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on May 01, 2013, 01:24:35 AM
Why don't you two give it a rest already? The only thing you two losers have in common is your love for Ed Trice. Sickos!