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Title: Investment Banking Explained Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 10:06:34 PM Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry Chuck, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.' Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with a dead donkey? Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!' Chuck said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Chuck now works for Morgan Stanley. Title: Re: Investment Banking Explained Post by: bezzeb on March 30, 2013, 10:10:51 PM Love it! Where'd you get it from? Original?
Title: Re: Investment Banking Explained Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 10:14:02 PM not original. I forgot where I copied it from in 2009.
Title: Jobs of Future, for those who remain unskilled in the new technologies Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 10:16:22 PM http://64.19.142.12/i18.servimg.com/u/f18/13/18/36/81/12599610.jpghttp://64.19.142.12/i18.servimg.com/u/f18/13/18/36/81/12599611.jpg
Title: Hard times drive 16 year to rape a pig in the Southern Philippines Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 10:18:47 PM http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/story/185691/news/weirdandwacky/16-year-old-nabbed-for-raping-a-pig-in-mindanao
Title: FUKITOL pill Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 10:20:26 PM http://64.19.142.12/i68.servimg.com/u/f68/13/18/36/81/fw_20s10.jpghttp://64.19.142.11/i68.servimg.com/u/f68/13/18/36/81/fw_20s10.gif
Title: avoid confiscation of small gold coins at airport Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 10:22:30 PM Quote Put it in an unwrapped condom with some mayonnaise. No one will search further. Title: I'm your 401k Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 10:30:08 PM Title: Your Papa Amerikano - power elite cheer dancing Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 11:03:33 PM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3S4dBk4E1g
The reBUTTal from the resistance: http://www.youtube.com/v/TU_2eHaqRZE Bottom-up dexterity trumps top-down organization: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS4ywlpZfuo#t=56s Title: Decadence: Rome had its gladiators; Amerika has lingere football Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 11:40:20 PM Title: It would be funny, if ... I was still 5 years old Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 11:41:53 PM Title: Raw milk terrorists Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 11:44:05 PM Title: Preparing for a life of gambling Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 11:47:41 PM Title: Competitive devaluation (ZIRP) Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 11:50:11 PM I didn't write this:
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647827 (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647827) Quote It will be like a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football Quote oooh, I'm not touching this one. Quote Can't get a visual here. Can you elaborate? http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647800 (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647800) Quote Currency wars are like bitch slap wars, trade wars is where the knives come out Quote Currency wars > trade wars > hot wars. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647779 (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/guest-post-welcome-currency-wars#comment-1647779) Quote Quote will be loath to support much more printing and the polls in Germany so little support for this “solution.” Wanna bet? Since when does the will of the German people matter? Go Long Heidelberg Presses. Quote KBA, Koenig and Bauer AG is the currency press king, not Heidelberg. KBA invented the perfector press (prints both sides of the sheet in one pass) and has big global grip on engraving presses for currency and security printing. They combine engraving and offset units in the same press for economy and security. The US FRN, printed on KBA presses, are only engraved on one side now. Title: . Post by: AnonyMint on March 30, 2013, 11:52:07 PM Elephant: A mouse built to government specifications.
—Lazarus Long Title: Freedom to breath is advancing Post by: AnonyMint on March 31, 2013, 12:05:14 AM Title: Re: Investment Banking Explained Post by: itsunderstood on March 31, 2013, 12:15:21 AM Aren't you supposed to be coding the replacement for bitcoin? :D
Title: Feminists debating the definition of sexual consent (Assange case) Post by: AnonyMint on March 31, 2013, 12:25:09 AM Deep Hack Mode is stimulated by humor.
When does yes mean yes, or yes mean no, or maybe mean yes, or maybe mean no, or silence mean yes, or silence mean no: http://www.democracynow.org/seo/2010/12/20/naomi_wolf_vs_jaclyn_friedman_a (of course, I don't agree with rape, but come on the legal system can't make this determination when it is this ambiguous) I hear that Wikileaks accepts payments in Bitcoin. Maybe the Ecuadorian embassy should accept Bitcoin and buy an army of mercenaries to blow their way into London and to execute safe passage. Or to finance his Australian senatorial bid: http://rt.com/news/wikileaks-party-membership-australia-086/ Yeah that (senatorial bid) is a disruptive strategy! Title: Re: Investment Banking Explained Post by: mythos on March 31, 2013, 01:43:13 AM Cant open russia today article. :-\
Title: Re: Investment Banking Explained Post by: bezzeb on March 31, 2013, 01:47:44 AM Cant open russia today article. :-\ Would seem that Russia Today is down from where I sit... Poor them. Title: Re: Investment Banking Explained Post by: AnonyMint on March 31, 2013, 05:54:54 AM The 3rd link on the Your Papa Amerikano post above was incorrect. I corrected it:
Bottom-up dexterity trumps top-down control: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OS4ywlpZfuo#t=56s Title: Re: Investment Banking Explained Post by: Friend of a Friend on March 31, 2013, 08:11:29 AM That's a brilliant story. I chuckled heartily at it.
Title: Re: Investment Banking Explained Post by: puax on March 31, 2013, 12:57:31 PM ahah, brilliant
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