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Title: Josh and Luke walk into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 09, 2013, 08:14:53 PM BT: Howdy, gents. What'll be?
Josh: We'll both have the Happy Hour special. BT: Darn, that ended 10 minutes ago. Luke: Wait, what! Technically, it hasn't for you don't include a time zone in the promo. Josh: Looks like we have a push here, bud. BT: Push it is. That'll be $12. Josh: Why do we have to pay in advance? BT: Policy. Luke: Fine! Here's twelve bucks. Keep the change! HeHe! Now ship us our drinks. <20 minutes later> Josh: Bartender! BT: Yes. Josh: When are we going to get our drinks? BT: Seriously? You pre-order, right? Well, as soon as we get our liquor license, you'll be served. Luke: I want a refund. BT: No problem. Simply fill out this form and hand it to the lady over there petting her chicken. Jody: I'll get to it when I can. We are hiring more CS personnel to handle the recent influx of refunds. Meanwhile, you're in the queue. Luke: Can we at least see what our drinks would look like? BT: Sorry! No looky, looky. Al the Alpaca: Psst! Buddies. Either one of you wanna buy a watch? It has a built in calendar. Title: Re: Josh and Luke walk into a bar... Post by: Mike Christ on April 09, 2013, 08:18:37 PM What an entertainingly interesting story you made up--
Hey wait a minute... Title: Re: Josh and Luke walk into a bar... Post by: tysat on April 09, 2013, 08:52:46 PM I like it!
Title: Re: Josh and Luke walk into a bar... Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 10, 2013, 12:11:18 AM KCTV5's Investigations team caught up with Josh of BF Labs Inc. at a local watering hole, along with one of their software developers, of which he claimed to not be an employee while overly enjoying a licorice pipe (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdRCXrr-XHo).
When ask about all the people requesting refunds from BF Labs Inc., he promptly gave me a quarter (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlWrmIqGs3Y) and told me to go buy a clue, then he turned and started walking away. As we followed him to the door, we were attacked by a chicken, thus Josh and his licorice-eating developer made a clean getaway (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkrZg5T7j1A) (first time I've viewed this video). Back to you, Ron, for I need to pre-order a drink, preferably one with little umbrellas sticking out of it--shish kabob (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP3owlMdxls)! |