Title: Imaginary interview with Satoshi in 2016 Post by: Tonko on April 11, 2013, 11:52:11 PM Q:So what can you tell us about the events in April 2013?
A:Well, as some know I had several millions of Bitcoins from the very get go, when they cost me 0.00001 of ... nothing, really. I didn't know what to do with it, I just kept them. Then Mt.Gox guys came to Japan and they wanted to start an exchange. They told me they think they can sell a lot of it, but they needed a source of a decent quantity of BTCs, for a good upfront price. So we made a deal. I would give them a million of BTCs, but in exchange they had to guarantee me that, when I decide to sell another part of my stash, they would honor my request, whatever the quantity it is and whatever the market price is at that time. I mean, I didn't want to sell just so that they can turn around, sell them for a much better price and get filthy rich from my hard work. And then it happened. I swear I didn't expect it to skyrocket! Not so fast anyway. So I had these issues: a) - people obviously wanted my BitCoins and I still had a good chunk of them. How was I to distribute my BitCoins to the people? b) - market needed a correction. A price had to stabilize. Somebody had to teach the kids that it is not real life. How was I to do that? c) - all these morons were making money, hand over fist, all from the fruits of my labor. I mean, if you think that I was greedy what would you think if I waited until the coin was, like, $1,000 USD? So you see, I had to do it. For the good of the people and for my own good. Title: Re: Imaginary interview with Satoshi in 2016 Post by: Mike Christ on April 11, 2013, 11:56:20 PM 2016? Is Satoshi running for president?
I'd vote for him ;D Title: Re: Imaginary interview with Satoshi in 2016 Post by: botlove on April 12, 2013, 12:02:58 AM you joke, but that was my theory for yesterday's situation.
today's situation is somebody that was waiting in the wings to piggy back off an old timer selling a chunk off Title: Re: Imaginary interview with Satoshi in 2016 Post by: Tonko on April 12, 2013, 02:04:24 AM ...noise in the background at the end of the interview ...
Satoshi San, where are the keys of the rainy Friday morning Lamborghini? |