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Title: ON TRACK --> [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: smoothie on April 12, 2013, 01:33:46 AM
1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)

4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

See a pattern?  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: Krabby on April 12, 2013, 01:34:29 AM

You should open an exchange with your profits smoothie...


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: yokosan on April 12, 2013, 01:35:17 AM
1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)

4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

See a pattern?  ;D ;D ;D


It is as the prophecy has foretold.


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: Qoheleth on April 12, 2013, 01:35:25 AM
I don't think it'll be that bad.

Then again, I'm already getting timeouts on their API.


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: bitcon on April 12, 2013, 01:36:31 AM
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGyWXvbk_bpx2LpPBn_YZxDcSq1vme9Ja4McfICphooEg0OT0wXg


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: smoothie on April 12, 2013, 01:37:18 AM

You should open an exchange with your profits smoothie...

Too much work. No thanks. ::)

With all the money GOX makes I don't see the problem in buying hardware and designing their trade engine to be 100% lightning fast.



Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: bitcon on April 12, 2013, 01:39:17 AM
i've got my own exchange. its called localbitcoins.com and you can buy BTC for $200 ea. ;D


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: smoothie on April 12, 2013, 01:40:44 AM
i've got my own exchange. its called localbitcoins.com and you can buy BTC for $200 ea. ;D

+1 fuck yeah.



Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: crazy_rabbit on April 12, 2013, 01:41:35 AM
I don't think it'll be that bad.

Then again, I'm already getting timeouts on their API.

Yep. It's already laggin. The smoothie has spoken. We have no choice but to wait for the banksters to save us.


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: romerun on April 12, 2013, 01:45:02 AM
I bet they will roll out the 17th fix.


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: bitcon on April 12, 2013, 01:47:33 AM
they should change their site URL to mtlag.com


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: chrsjrcj on April 12, 2013, 01:48:19 AM
You missed the:

*Blame the lag on a DOS
*Then come up with a press releasing saying they're are a victim of their own success and have too many people trying to trade


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: BitcoinAshley on April 12, 2013, 01:49:22 AM
I absolutely love how the price 100% depends on Gox's performance in the next 24 hours. You'd think people would get smart after the 2nd, 3rd, 6th, 7th, dozenth time this happened... but no.

20,000 new user accounts a day... 20,000 IDIOTS a day. If there's one thing humanity is good at producing, it's idiots. Lrn2freemarket, folks.


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: romerun on April 12, 2013, 01:50:12 AM
anyone getting DDOS these days can say they are the victim of success , moot


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: Zaih on April 12, 2013, 02:09:21 AM
We've got ourselves a winahh


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: smoothie on April 12, 2013, 04:59:10 AM
1. In 30 minutes (or so) gox comes back up.

2. Lags the fuck out.

3. Site gets taken off line temporarily (few hours)


4. Site comes back up.

5. Lags the fuck out ^ 2

6. Gox goes down for 2 to 5 days to "improve" trading engine.

7. Gox comes back online....LAGs the fuck out again.

8. All the while price goes up and down like a mother...

LOL

See a pattern?  ;D ;D ;D

So far my prediction is on track...


Title: Re: [[Smoothie GOX prediction]] ROFL! LOL! HAHA!
Post by: Dangolbery on April 12, 2013, 05:30:26 AM
You missed the:

*Blame the lag on a DOS
*Then come up with a press releasing saying they're are a victim of their own success and have too many people trying to trade

Misinformation to make bitcoin seem 'safer' to the masses, i see.