Title: Satoshi abducted? Post by: loudog40 on April 15, 2013, 10:20:20 AM Newb here - just wondering if anyone's suspected foul play in Satoshi's disappearance. I think most people assume he vanished because he didn't want the spotlight, and a smaller group of people wonder whether he is indeed the pyramid scheme mastermind they've been warned about. As the creator of a technology so potentially disruptive as Bitcoin I imagine he'd definitely be the target of some ultra-powerful banking syndicate, if you're inclined to believe such things. Anyone know any of the details surrounding Satoshi's disappearance?
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: cookiemonster84 on April 15, 2013, 10:53:44 AM Newb here - just wondering if anyone's suspected foul play in Satoshi's disappearance. I think most people assume he vanished because he didn't want the spotlight, and a smaller group of people wonder whether he is indeed the pyramid scheme mastermind they've been warned about. As the creator of a technology so potentially disruptive as Bitcoin I imagine he'd definitely be the target of some ultra-powerful banking syndicate, if you're inclined to believe such things. Anyone know any of the details surrounding Satoshi's disappearance? I think he still wrote Gavin for a few months after he disappeared Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: zeocrash on April 15, 2013, 01:10:27 PM He's locked in my basement
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: awesomebunny on April 15, 2013, 01:13:47 PM He's locked in my basement Kinky! :DTitle: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: Blipper on April 15, 2013, 02:10:42 PM He's only kiddin' like Jason
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: lukeh7 on April 16, 2013, 11:18:14 PM Was he even a real person to start off with? Could just be a fictional name designed to keep the creator out of the spotlight when a name was needed.
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: Rash on April 16, 2013, 11:53:41 PM They have him locked up in Guantanamo, he getting fingered by Mohammed as we speak.
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: jetto on April 16, 2013, 11:56:48 PM They have him locked up in Guantanamo, he getting fingered by Mohammed as we speak. Wow, getting diddled by a 1400 year old. Sounds... dry.Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: batou on April 17, 2013, 03:48:09 AM I have a fish
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: Grox on April 17, 2013, 04:16:25 AM I don't know anything about him , but I suppose he acquired enough money from premining to transfer his brain into a robot and is now travelling through space at light speed into a time where he rules the universe
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: richgene on April 17, 2013, 04:54:46 AM Last place he was seen was breaking into Butterfly Labs riding a unicorn.
~richgene Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: n4ru on April 17, 2013, 04:58:12 AM Tinfoil hat much?
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: Catacombkid on April 17, 2013, 05:01:49 AM Aluminum works much better as a mind control deflector.
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: Software2 on April 17, 2013, 05:29:20 AM He's busy stealing all of BFL's miners.
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: doobadoo on April 17, 2013, 05:38:40 AM He's locked in my basement Bring out the Gimp... Gimp's sleepin... Well WAKE HIM! Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: Vladimir Putin on April 17, 2013, 06:08:09 AM There are tons of viable reasons for Satoshi' withdrawing from bitcoin.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Zimmermann Phil Zimmermann being an international arms trader one of them. Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: doobadoo on April 17, 2013, 06:13:57 AM Was he even a real person to start off with? Could just be a fictional name designed to keep the creator out of the spotlight when a name was needed. he was a real screen name. posted about 300 times to this msg board under the name satoshi. here is a link to his pgp key maintained by bitcoin.org: http://bitcoin.org/satoshinakamoto.asc if he ever returns he will sign a message with that key. i pray he does come soon for the judgement. Dear Satoshi, if you out there, we need your salvation! Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: Lanidarc on April 17, 2013, 08:09:10 AM I believe Satoshi is everywhere all the time - in our wallets, all of our transactions, in our thoughts, in our very dreams of BTC!!
Each and every BTC reveals 100 Million facets of the legend they call Satoshi! :-* Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: xilin on April 17, 2013, 08:11:54 AM I believe he is not a real person.
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: TeqnoHaxor on April 17, 2013, 09:31:52 AM There are tons of viable reasons for Satoshi' withdrawing from bitcoin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Zimmermann Phil Zimmermann being an international arms trader one of them. This. Persecution followed by prosecution. The powers that be don't like when things like this (Bitcoin) come along. Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: b!z on April 17, 2013, 10:54:46 AM I believe he is not a real person. What was he then? An alien? Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: greyhawk on April 17, 2013, 10:59:13 AM I think most people assume he vanished because he didn't want the spotlight, I think it's more likely he vanished because a bunch of libertards showed up, took his experiment and raped it. Long, hard and unrelenting. Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: lightenup on April 17, 2013, 10:59:31 AM I think he still wrote Gavin for a few months after he disappeared [wild, but surely not unheard guess]Satoshi is Gavin.[/wild, but surely not unheard guess]At least this would mean he is up and well ;) Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: b!z on April 17, 2013, 11:00:02 AM It's possible that Satoshi is still active in the community under a different alias.
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: yayayo on April 17, 2013, 11:35:11 AM I think he has retired in some nudist camp in a tropical developing country. ya.ya.yo! Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: Hei_ on April 17, 2013, 11:36:24 AM i r satoshi
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: claxdog on April 17, 2013, 11:58:07 AM He is with bigfoot smoking blunts.
Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: cookiemonster84 on May 04, 2013, 07:04:16 PM He is with bigfoot smoking blunts. Wow, what is that from... a beck song? Title: Re: Satoshi abducted? Post by: coveredbeetle11772 on May 04, 2013, 07:18:58 PM There might not be a "satoshi" for all we know the government itself could have secretly created bitcoin.
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