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Title: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: loudog40 on April 15, 2013, 10:20:20 AM
Newb here - just wondering if anyone's suspected foul play in Satoshi's disappearance.  I think most people assume he vanished because he didn't want the spotlight, and a smaller group of people wonder whether he is indeed the pyramid scheme mastermind they've been warned about.  As the creator of a technology so potentially disruptive as Bitcoin I imagine he'd definitely be the target of some ultra-powerful banking syndicate, if you're inclined to believe such things.  Anyone know any of the details surrounding Satoshi's disappearance?


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: cookiemonster84 on April 15, 2013, 10:53:44 AM
Newb here - just wondering if anyone's suspected foul play in Satoshi's disappearance.  I think most people assume he vanished because he didn't want the spotlight, and a smaller group of people wonder whether he is indeed the pyramid scheme mastermind they've been warned about.  As the creator of a technology so potentially disruptive as Bitcoin I imagine he'd definitely be the target of some ultra-powerful banking syndicate, if you're inclined to believe such things.  Anyone know any of the details surrounding Satoshi's disappearance?

I think he still wrote Gavin for a few months after he disappeared


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: zeocrash on April 15, 2013, 01:10:27 PM
He's locked in my basement


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: awesomebunny on April 15, 2013, 01:13:47 PM
He's locked in my basement
Kinky!   :D


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: Blipper on April 15, 2013, 02:10:42 PM
He's only kiddin' like Jason


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: lukeh7 on April 16, 2013, 11:18:14 PM
Was he even a real person to start off with? Could just be a fictional name designed to keep the creator out of the spotlight when a name was needed.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: Rash on April 16, 2013, 11:53:41 PM
They have him locked up in Guantanamo, he getting fingered by Mohammed as we speak.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: jetto on April 16, 2013, 11:56:48 PM
They have him locked up in Guantanamo, he getting fingered by Mohammed as we speak.
Wow, getting diddled by a 1400 year old. Sounds... dry.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: batou on April 17, 2013, 03:48:09 AM
I have a fish


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: Grox on April 17, 2013, 04:16:25 AM
I don't know anything about him , but I suppose he acquired enough money from premining to transfer his brain into a robot and is now travelling through space at light speed into a time where he rules the universe


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: richgene on April 17, 2013, 04:54:46 AM
Last place he was seen was breaking into Butterfly Labs riding a unicorn.

~richgene


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: n4ru on April 17, 2013, 04:58:12 AM
Tinfoil hat much?


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: Catacombkid on April 17, 2013, 05:01:49 AM
Aluminum works much better as a mind control deflector.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: Software2 on April 17, 2013, 05:29:20 AM
He's busy stealing all of BFL's miners.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: doobadoo on April 17, 2013, 05:38:40 AM
He's locked in my basement

Bring out the Gimp...

Gimp's sleepin...

Well WAKE HIM!


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: Vladimir Putin on April 17, 2013, 06:08:09 AM
There are tons of viable reasons for Satoshi' withdrawing from bitcoin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Zimmermann

Phil Zimmermann being an international arms trader one of them.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: doobadoo on April 17, 2013, 06:13:57 AM
Was he even a real person to start off with? Could just be a fictional name designed to keep the creator out of the spotlight when a name was needed.

he was a real screen name.  posted about 300 times to this msg board under the name satoshi.  here is a link to his pgp key maintained by bitcoin.org: http://bitcoin.org/satoshinakamoto.asc

if he ever returns he will sign a message with that key.  i pray he does come soon for the judgement.

Dear Satoshi, if you out there, we need your salvation!


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: Lanidarc on April 17, 2013, 08:09:10 AM
I believe Satoshi is everywhere all the time - in our wallets, all of our transactions, in our thoughts, in our very dreams of BTC!!

Each and every BTC reveals 100 Million facets of the legend they call Satoshi! :-*


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: xilin on April 17, 2013, 08:11:54 AM
I believe he is not a real person.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: TeqnoHaxor on April 17, 2013, 09:31:52 AM
There are tons of viable reasons for Satoshi' withdrawing from bitcoin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Zimmermann

Phil Zimmermann being an international arms trader one of them.


This.

Persecution followed by prosecution. The powers that be don't like when things like this (Bitcoin) come along.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: b!z on April 17, 2013, 10:54:46 AM
I believe he is not a real person.

What was he then? An alien?


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: greyhawk on April 17, 2013, 10:59:13 AM
I think most people assume he vanished because he didn't want the spotlight,

I think it's more likely he vanished because a bunch of libertards showed up, took his experiment and raped it. Long, hard and unrelenting.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: lightenup on April 17, 2013, 10:59:31 AM
I think he still wrote Gavin for a few months after he disappeared
[wild, but surely not unheard guess]Satoshi is Gavin.[/wild, but surely not unheard guess]
At least this would mean he is up and well ;)


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: b!z on April 17, 2013, 11:00:02 AM
It's possible that Satoshi is still active in the community under a different alias.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: yayayo on April 17, 2013, 11:35:11 AM

I think he has retired in some nudist camp in a tropical developing country.


ya.ya.yo!


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: Hei_ on April 17, 2013, 11:36:24 AM
i r satoshi


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: claxdog on April 17, 2013, 11:58:07 AM
He is with bigfoot smoking blunts.


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: cookiemonster84 on May 04, 2013, 07:04:16 PM
He is with bigfoot smoking blunts.

Wow, what is that from...

a beck song?


Title: Re: Satoshi abducted?
Post by: coveredbeetle11772 on May 04, 2013, 07:18:58 PM
 There might not be a "satoshi" for all we know the government itself could have secretly created bitcoin.