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1. Shibanu 50k DOGE assembled coins x10
each funded with 50k doge

2. Hard BTC Logo Set Antique Silver Set

3. Hard BTC Logo Set One Bronze Set

4. First Edition Shibanu 50k DOGE DIY coins x10

5. Prototype 2016 Bitcoin NastyPenny

6. 1oz .999 FINE SILVER "BITCOIN" ROUNDS (2017)  (Complete set of 4)

7. LuckyBit Rose Gold DIY #86

8. Single Bitcoin penny

9. Nastyfan 1 OZ silver seat. (Has .04 BTC on it)

10. Classic Roll of Bitcoin Pennies

11. 2014 1 oz Silver Sol Noctis Binary Eagle Proof

12. Supreme BTC DIY Set of 3 coins #10

13. Funded Lealana 1/4 OZ Silver .10 BTC #300 sold for .17 btc

14. BUYER FUNDED Lealana 1/4 OZ Silver .10 BTC (HAS NOT BITCOINS ON IT)

15. Funded BUT REDEEMED Lealana 1/2 OZ .25 BTC #605 (still has holo)

16. CryptoImperator #51+#55

17. CryptoImperator Doge 10k funded #4

18. CryptoImperator DIY 10k DOGE

19. Finite By Design #9 1/10 BTC 1 OZ Silver

20. Don't Get Goxxed Again Coin #31 1 OZ Silver

21. Unbo Bars #18 and #20 (1 OZ Silver each)


Free registered/tracked/insured shipping for USA.

Not shipping out of country.

There is a secret reserve.

I reserve the right to cancel the auction at anytime, even after it has ended, I can refuse any bid for any reason

I am free to remove/add items from this listings. (highest bidder can revoke their bid if this happens)

Escrow accepted

Auction ends February 8th, 2017 11PM EST.

Starting bid is 0.00 BTC
Minimum Increments is  0.025 BTC


See pictures/more information about the coins here

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=1739665.0

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0.1BTC

How do we know that you aren't going to change your mind about the secret reserve.   Why don't you just start the auction at the reserve price and if I feel it's reasonable I'll place a bid.  


Edit: what is the address of the nastyfans coin? I want to verify the balance. 

0.125

0.15

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=238474.msg2539601#msg2539601


^Have you seen that quote before?


I PMed Blazed my secret reserve price,

0.25 BTC

Can you post the address of the nastyfans coin?   Unless you loaded it further, I am unaware of any 1oz seats with 0.04 BTC on them. 

'even after it has ended'  Isnt that a little bit to late ?  :-\

https://blockchain.info/address/1Nasty4YxzvUtGxHzqxDoMFiXfsvbaGVEF


^I had the bright idea of having my signature earnings sent there, but then I realized I could just have my earnings sent to my wallet and I could send it there.

Once my wallet updates Ill be adding another .01 to it to make it .05 total because I dont like the .04 number

Wait, what?   


Nevermind, this auction is pointless.  Basically you can remove anything you want?   No thanks.   Please either take that stipulation out or cancel my bid. 

These are absurd stipulations. I would never bid on an auction with these terms, and I would also caution others against it.  

This is most definitely absurd. I was just about to throw in a bid, and will hesitate until nonsense like this gets removed from the auction.

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What are we moving towards now, a future in which auctions have mutable item listings? :D

You do realise the contradiction there, don't you? How can it be funded when it is redeemed?  ::)

Because the hologram is not marked buyer funded.


I still have 3 more coins to add to this auction

£10, $100, €34 and .0412BTC

Plus 2 chickens and a snickers

Such coins are classified as 'Redeemed' not "Funded but redeemed".

This is one of the weirdest bids that I've seen in a while. How do you plan on shipping the chickens? Alive or grilled? :D

No less weird than this auction my lovely..

Your bid is denied.

Why? Do you have alektorophobia, i.e. are you afraid of chicken ???

I'll add a goat if that helps?

Is it possible to pay in Zimbabwean dollars? I am not trolling, I have a huge stack of them (I started collecting them for fun but it got out of hand). I can mail them to you or you can pick them up in person. I can pay for 50% of the shipping fee because it is really heavy.

https://i.imgur.com/oUtsk6gl.jpg

Why? because it is as strange as this auction, with moving goalposts and silly handshake hidden reserves?

2 goats but you must pay for shipping. Alive or dead your call on that, but we must use 5 way escrow and throw away mobile phones to fully negotiate the deal

How many pounds of money is that going to be? It would be nice to be a billionaire (?) for sure.

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I'll raise you with my recently found cat! I'm just not exactly sure how to convert this back into Bitcoin for value comparison..

https://i.imgur.com/wjDqBNf.png

I'll buy some off of you. Just send me a PM.

All of the above AND a cat?? I'm out

To be clear, bid of 0.25 is for these coins:


Shibanu 50k DOGE assembled coins x10
each funded with 50k doge

2. Hard BTC Logo Set Antique Silver Set

3. Hard BTC Logo Set One Bronze Set

4. First Edition Shibanu 50k DOGE DIY coins x10

5. Prototype 2016 Bitcoin NastyPenny

6. 1oz .999 FINE SILVER "BITCOIN" ROUNDS (2017)  (Complete set of 4)

7. LuckyBit Rose Gold DIY #86

8. Single Bitcoin penny

9. Nastyfan 1 OZ silver seat. (Has .04 BTC on it)

10. Classic Roll of Bitcoin Pennies

11. 2014 1 oz Silver Sol Noctis Binary Eagle Proof

12. Supreme BTC DIY Set of 3 coins #10

13. Funded Lealana 1/4 OZ Silver .10 BTC #300

14. BUYER FUNDED Lealana 1/4 OZ Silver .10 BTC (HAS NOT BITCOINS ON IT)

15. Funded BUT REDEEMED Lealana 1/2 OZ .25 BTC #605 (still has holo)

16. CryptoImperator #51+#55

17. CryptoImperator Doge 10k funded #4

18. CryptoImperator DIY 10k DOGE

19. Finite By Design #9 1/10 BTC 1 OZ Silver

20. Don't Get Goxxed Again Coin #31 1 OZ Silver

21. Unbo Bars #18 and #20 (1 OZ Silver each)

Quoted to preserve your bid.

However I am going to assume you will still let your bid be valid if I add more coins?

Now that we're back to reality, could you please address the following?

Why would you remove items in the middle of an auction? A lot of people aren't going to bid due to this.

Because I still have all of this listed individually for sale and if I get a good offer on one particular item o will accept it

May a suggest to publish the sha256 sum of your secret reserve? In this way can everybody check after the auction is over that the reserved has not changed, thus making the auction more transparent. Remember to add a salt or keep the text format a secret:

example 1 (secret format):
2017.01.31 Killyouall acution...... the secret reserve is 100 BTC

hash: ac5a16ebca0e12650e65e68a657d158ad06913f06d924326c4b419c3785e5ac7

example 2 (adding a salt):
100 BTC e5672fa7291cd001

hash: 4d9e5c7fd42853c197a3dc654fa7ccfdec698d52dc3ffa7f3549312c0a196a51


All you have to do is calculate the sum of your string and publish it, at the end of the auction then all you have to do is to publish your string with the reserve price. If using the salt method then just include a reasonable long and random number to the string.

Free registered/tracked/insured shipping for USA.
ok :)

Not shipping out of country.
ok :)

There is a secret reserve.
ok :)

I reserve the right to cancel the auction at anytime, even after it has ended, I can refuse any bid for any reason
WHAT? so what you are saying , if I am understanding the English language correctly, is that you have the right to cancel the auction at anytime, AND even after it has ended with a WINNER you can still deny that bid and cancel it???????

WHY ON EARTH WOULD ANYONE EVEN BID THEN? THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

PLEASE REMOVE MY BID AS I WANT NO PART OF THIS MADNESS.

I am free to remove/add items from this listings. (highest bidder can revoke their bid if this happens)

HOW CAN YOU ADD AND REMOVE ITEMS FOR AN AUCTION? WHAT ARE PEOPLE BIDDING ON THEN? WHAT IF THEY BID ON THE ITEMS LISTED, AND YOU DECIDE TO SHOW WHATS BEHIND CURTAIN # 3 WHICH IS A RUBBER CHICKEN? LOL

YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING WITH THIS THREAD ..RIGHT? YOU'RE JOKING? ...COME ON? :)



Wait is this funny, like funny looking or funny ha ha?

I have no plans on canceling this auction and I might even sell it under my reserve as the I need the funds urgently.

The clause about adding/removing items is so I can still sell individual items.

Since nobody as bought any of my items since I made my thread almost a month ago, I don't expect to sell any.

I do expect to be adding 3 more coins worth a retail of $200... However these will be added on the last day of the auction

you cant list items in an auction and then still want to have the opportunity to sell them elsewhere. that's not how it works and that is why no one takes you seriously man.

If you list items for sale or in auction , then those are the  items up for bid. its that simple, you cant sell them off in the meanwhile lol.

Its my auction, I believe I can list any absurd rules I want.

Just how a few weeks ago TMAN had an auction and his only rule was that I couldn't bid. I didnt see anyone flaming him for that.

True.


Also true.


Regards,
Me

Confirming that I know the reserve price and it was told to me the same time he listed the auction.

Awesome thanks for confirming. I was rather certain that you would not be bidding. However, if you did bid I would still count it as valid

if you actually get a decent bid i would be shocked as it's a lose lose for the winner.

You can simply say sorry its cancelled lol,

good luck with your absurd rules.

Correct.

This is a false equivalency. Excluding someone from your own auction is not an absurd rule, whilst your own rule here most certainly is. It is also likely that a lot more people are going to refuse dealing with you due to this rule (be it either sales or auctions). Just look at how many dissatisfied people there are in this thread (and there's probably a lot more talk behind the scenes).

Is RMC the current high bidder?  If so, do we have to outbid him on the whole lot or can bidding still be done on specific items?

so.... your auction, your rules.

I 'll try to play by the rules here. I went through the lot of coins offered, all of them are desirable to me, and I am ready to make a bid.

I assume that this auction is a take all or nothing offer. (i.e. the winner of the auction takes all the coins that are listed, or as you state, will be listed after some possible alterations after the auction finish). There is no option to choose to take only some of the coins, but he/she HAVE to take all of them.

Before I make my bid I would like to please to make crystal clear the following.

In case that you will add those 3 additional coins to the auction list AFTER my bidding (during of after the action finish), and I really do not like them (but I will be forced to take them among the rest of the lot), can I lower my bidding as a compensation of taking extra coins that I really do not want ? (those coins will take additional storage space for me).

Will you accept alter bids after the auction have ended, or you will just accept that a "highest bidder can revoke their bid if this happens" (and hence the previous higher bidder will be the winner) as you stated?

Yes he is the highest bidder.

No you cannot bid on specific items, if you offer me a fair offer on any of them, I would be more than willing to accept


RMC is no where near the reserve however,


Your bid is your bid and is for all of the items listed, if you do not want me to send any items than I will not.

If you are only interested in some of the coins than make me an offer via PM

Alright, if single item bidding was allowed I would bid for:
9. Nastyfan 1 OZ silver seat. (Has .04 BTC on it)

Sure, make a "bid" on it. I will consider it as an offer and accept/reject on the spot

0.07BTC @ Nastyfan 1 OZ silver seat

Ah no thank you, you literally offered me $10 over spot for it.

Looks like RMC bid will stay valid until he is outbid

Bids aren't allowed on single items but you are free to make an offer on single items but I will probably reject it if it's not "fair"

That's called a bid, and it either meets your (undisclosed) reserve price or it doesn't. Either way, it's still a bid.

Regards,
Me

Alright, I'd probably go to 0.08BTC @ Nastyfan 1 OZ silver seat   

If that's still too low I will have to pass as I don't want to spend a large amount to cover the funding.  :)

Good luck with this auction. Loads of items.

Watching ;)

I've spoken to my wife, she has said I can use the family goat! Della as well, so 3 chickens and 3 goats.. deal??

Well, how much does the goat weigh? Are you willing to kill it, and just send me the meat overnight packaged in a cooler with dry ice?

I kill goats for fun. For you I cut them up real good...

60/70kg freight is on you buddy

Can you post a picture of the goat, with your username and date/time on a piece of paper next to it? Maybe if you are close we can arrange a pick up.

I'd like the meat to all be sliced 0.125 inches thick

As I said shipping is on you, no collections, I don't want to be anywhere close to you and a sharp implement..

As I said to you, can you post a photo of the healthy goat with a piece of paper with your username and time/date on it?

Yes I can

Please do

Can you skin the goat and send me the fur?

I could. But I would need you to send the coins to escrow 1st

Will you pay for shipping to and from the escrow? Because what if I send the coins to escrow and I do not like the goat.

This has to be one of the funniest f*ing auctions I've ever seen, thanks to you both! :D

I will pay for shipping one way but not both ways. I am not as experienced with goats as you obviously are, tell me more, what makes some goats better than others??

.26btc  ;D

Disclaimer: i have no idea at this point what im bidding on.

But if we are bidding animals i have a whole deer, its already been butchered though and turned into jerky.  Its mostly spicy jerky and very good so i would say that beats tmans bid, but since not everyone likes spicy deer jerkey i guess its subjective to the prospective consumer.  Hmm tough to guage

Goats

Well you own the goat so I thought you possibly had a farm or something.

Who do you want to use as escrow? Would wheels work? I live close by them, we wouldn't have to pay any shipping.

While I guess it really depends on the type of goat, its age, its sex and general health

Like I would be more willing to trade for a  poor health verata as opposed to a a healthy sable.

What kind of goat(s) do you have and are willing to trade?



Well, I will certainly buy some deer jerky off of you, PM sent!!!

Why do you want to know about the goats sex "health" ??

Are you looking to abuse my goat?? Are you a goat abuser??

0.3 BTC, I'm "no where near the reserve"   So why not just make bids anyway.

If you look closely, there is a comma between sex, and general health of the goat. Meaning I am wondering the goats gender and it's general health


I know there are many non English speaking  individuals on this fourm, TMAN maybe you should read up on how commas work

http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/commas.htm

I am by no means an English major, but I will do my best to answer any questions you have relating to commas and their usage

Quoting your bid in an unedited post. You are getting closer to the reserve.

So I'm just reading this thread for giggles, take it as a free bump I guess, but my OCD is refusing to let this go, not out of grammar nazism, but due to the comedy gold.




Here is your quote that is referenced to


The bolded section there is read as "its sex and general health" meaning its sex health and general health, there is no comma. So TMan's concern is valid!

All of that said, this is one weird thread. Besides the strange format auction and (joke?) animal bartering, you also seem to be at the least showing intent to purchase deer jerky and Zimbabwe dollars. I would say I'm a tad bit confused, but amused is probably a better way to spell that.

I was under the impression that the comma was still there even tho not stated because if I added the comma it would be called an Oxford comma and is unnecessary... But I am no English major.

I have always wanted to own a goat, but Tman seems to be the one joking here. He can't tell me anything about it

And the currency is cool, I PMED them to buy some but no reasons. Same with the jerky

I bid 1.5 cows (ate 1/2 of one) which unfortunately turned out to be heterosexual. 

Im guessing thats why you ate the hetero one, sorry to hear lesbian cow.  :P

Is it a grass fed cow? because that would be the highest offer so far. I believe a whole cow around 500 pounds goes for $2000, so I will definitely take your offer if you are serious and close this thread and PM you the cuts that I want.

Lol This is great...  who is trolling who?!?!

So I PMed Lesbian Cow and havnt heard back yet, so it looks like TMAN is in the lead with offering 3 goats and 3 chickens. Hopefully they are goats meant for meat and not milk so they will be a little better. However, if it is a milking goat, we might have to arrange shipping the live goat to me because nothing beats fresh goat milk in the morning right TMAN? and if these are full grown chickens not too old I can have fresh eggs with my goat milk 3X a week.

So just to claify TMAN

I want
one goat alive
one goat dead, meat sliced thinly and the fur and every part of it sent to me.
one goat, dead, sliced in chucks, possibly even ground if you could do it, this one I would only want the fur and the horns (if any) and the ears and the feet.

Nobody is trolling anyone A10. I am seriously considering all of these offers however I would muchly appreciate the cows over the goats

can I raise the bid to 3 mantises?

Well your bid would be under the 3 chickens/goats and under the 1.5 cows so it would not be accepted.

Do these mantises happen to be made of solid gold or some other precious metal or do they possess some ability that makes them more valuable than any other mantises? Can you tell me what species of mantises it is? What about its general health? Have you brought any of them to the vet for any checkups or health issues. Also are they male or female? Do you keep the male and females together? Are you aware that sexual cannibalism occurs with them?

I've been following it, it was rhetorical, but great recap!
Carry
On

I cannot get the Mrs to agree any more bids.. I cant top 1.5 Cows..

mj...is your avatar in homage to killyou?  Looks good.

do you sell mantis shrimp also mj?

Well ezminer I would have to refer you to the general rule of post pictures of what you are trading,

minerjones That is pretty cool, how does .01+shipping for a pair of mantises. Also thats a cool avatar I wish I could have that engraved as the front of my coin.


That is something that can be PMed

Considering you now have the nastyfans coin listed in a raffle, I retract any and all bids and will not bid again. 

Same for me.

Take the goats, save a cow....

yes a raffle that as gained 0 interest

Perhaps it is your approach?

 hmmm ..  what does this mean exactly ?

i am a bit confused ..  ::)

Thanx in advance ..

Well as you can see I removed the funded lealana .10 #300 because I sold it for .17 btc


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