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Title: White Jesus Post by: Mike Christ on April 17, 2013, 03:18:55 AM Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 03:21:49 AM Do me a favor?
Use this link, instead of the funnyjunk one? https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/146411/White%2BJesus_228131_4540741.jpg Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: Mike Christ on April 17, 2013, 03:24:05 AM Switched it
Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 03:28:36 AM Switched it Thanks. I hate that "please go to Funnyjunk" BS.Anyway, Yes, Jesus was a Jew. A dark, middle-eastern Jew. Not white, nor black: http://allhiphop.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/black-jesus.jpg Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: JimmiesForBitcoins on April 17, 2013, 03:33:04 AM He's missing a large beard-stache and a large nose. Pretty sure he would be a little lighter than that. Also, pretty sure he'd be uglier than that. Probably not very tall either.
Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: Mike Christ on April 17, 2013, 03:35:39 AM What struck me as interesting is how the Bible has been commonly used throughout history as a propaganda tool. If there was a Korean sect of Christianity, I wonder if there would be a Korean Jesus.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m18yctefLP1r67lnro1_500.jpg Hrmm... Considering there's no hard evidence of Jesus existing at all further troubles the matter. If Jesus existed, however, it's double silly to say he was white, and yet every American incarnation of Jesus has him as a european with a scraggly beard. How peculiar. Would a Christian still be cool with the war knowing (assuming the Christian is an American) that their military is blowing up Jesus's ancestors to smithereens? Dat irony. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: vampire on April 17, 2013, 12:51:37 PM Considering there's no hard evidence of Jesus existing at all further troubles the matter. If Jesus existed, however, it's double silly to say he was white, and yet every American incarnation of Jesus has him as a european with a scraggly beard. How peculiar. Would a Christian still be cool with the war knowing (assuming the Christian is an American) that their military is blowing up Jesus's ancestors to smithereens? Dat irony. Jews are white, why Jesus (a jew) wouldn't be white? White as a Nord for sure not, white as a greek? Why not? South Europeans are white, though some of them have darker skin. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: Anonymouss on April 17, 2013, 02:15:03 PM Makes sense, but who believes in the bible anymore?
Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 02:44:12 PM Jews are white, why Jesus (a jew) wouldn't be white? European Jews are white. Because they've lived in, and intermarried with the people of, Europe for centuries. African Jews are black. http://haruth.com/jw/JewishLembaProfMathivha1.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemba_people) That doesn't mean Jesus was black. Jesus was a middle-eastern Jew, and so would look middle-eastern. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: herzmeister on April 17, 2013, 03:44:49 PM Sunday schools must have had quite an impact on you Americans. ???
Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: vampire on April 17, 2013, 04:44:04 PM Jews are white, why Jesus (a jew) wouldn't be white? European Jews are white. Because they've lived in, and intermarried with the people of, Europe for centuries. African Jews are black. http://haruth.com/jw/JewishLembaProfMathivha1.jpg (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemba_people) That doesn't mean Jesus was black. Jesus was a middle-eastern Jew, and so would look middle-eastern. Even these jews are pretty white. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race It includes jews and arabs, not blacks. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: Mike Christ on April 17, 2013, 04:49:06 PM Even still, Jesus would not have been the european guy the renaissance painted him as and every european follower accepted as cold hard fact. Considering he was out in the sun all day, it'd be a miracle (;)) if he wasn't dark.
Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 04:50:30 PM Even these jews are pretty white. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race It includes jews and arabs, not blacks. Starting to sound like MysteryMiner, there... Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: vampire on April 17, 2013, 04:53:20 PM Even these jews are pretty white. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race It includes jews and arabs, not blacks. Starting to sound like MysteryMiner, there... Just offering a different perspective, I could care less how Jesus looked like. There are no facts about his looks except he was a jew. Was he a light skinned jew or a dark skinned - nobody knows. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 05:04:30 PM Even these jews are pretty white. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_race It includes jews and arabs, not blacks. Starting to sound like MysteryMiner, there... Just offering a different perspective, I could care less how Jesus looked like. There are no facts about his looks except he was a jew. Was he a light skinned jew or a dark skinned - nobody knows. He lived on the shores of the Sea of Galilee. He lived and worked in the sun. The people who do that now look pretty dark. I see no reason to believe Jesus was any different. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: vampire on April 17, 2013, 05:24:04 PM Well, we can make an educated guess: He lived on the shores of the Sea of Galilee. He lived and worked in the sun. The people who do that now look pretty dark. I see no reason to believe Jesus was any different. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mizrahim Now let's take a look at jews' cousins: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assyrians All of these ethnicities are pretty white to me. And these Mizrahim jews and Assyrians didn't mix with Germanics/Slavics like Ashkenazi Of course he wouldn't look like an Aryan. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: myrkul on April 17, 2013, 05:35:46 PM Of course he wouldn't look like an Aryan. Which is the point of this thread. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: MysteryMiner on April 18, 2013, 12:57:31 AM The father of Jesus was God. God is white person. So Jesus had lighter skin color than other jews around him. This is according to legend.
In reality white person is more beautiful and appealing as a son of God and saviour. Imagine how popular would be this person https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/5/5d/Negroid.jpg versus any of these interpretations http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/CompositeJesus.JPG Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: myrkul on April 18, 2013, 01:06:35 AM God is white person. Hmm... Let's see. Genesis (written by Jews) says that man was made in God's image. Logic says God is Semitic, like the people he made. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: MysteryMiner on April 18, 2013, 01:20:26 AM At least I'm not made from clay. I'm result of evolution from the early biological organisms who inhabited early earth. It is more amazing than being made from clay as a knockoff of some mysterious guy in sky.
God is white man with beard :D If You don't believe that You are going to Hell! Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: myrkul on April 18, 2013, 01:24:03 AM God is white man with beard :D If You don't believe that You are going to Hell! See you there. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: MysteryMiner on April 18, 2013, 01:26:13 AM God is white man with beard :D If You don't believe that You are going to Hell! See you there. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: Elwar on April 18, 2013, 01:49:20 AM Jesus was an albino. This is often missed in historical accounts.
They also skipped out the whole part in the bible where he was a ninja master. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: Anonymouss on April 18, 2013, 02:00:05 AM This thread is gold, BLACK JESUS!
Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: hammz on April 19, 2013, 01:49:37 AM Jesus gets whiter every year. You should see the brochure the Mormons dropped off in my mailbox....whoooeee.....damn that was one white ass lookin Jesus.
I saved it, and brought it over to my friends place to marvel at. Everyone there was mighty impressed. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: Mike Christ on April 19, 2013, 02:30:54 AM Jesus gets whiter every year. You should see the brochure the Mormons dropped off in my mailbox....whoooeee.....damn that was one white ass lookin Jesus. I saved it, and brought it over to my friends place to marvel at. Everyone there was mighty impressed. I got one for Jehovah's witness. Jesus looked like a brown-haired American. I drew a monobrow and a black eye on him. Found it more accurate. Title: Re: White Jesus Post by: im3w1l on April 19, 2013, 09:26:52 PM What struck me as interesting is how the Bible has been commonly used throughout history as a propaganda tool. If there was a Korean sect of Christianity, I wonder if there would be a Korean Jesus. "The 2005 South Korean census showed 29.2 percent of the population as Christian" The more you know.. |
