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Welcome to Scrybe's Smokehouse!

After having a great time trading and gorging myself on all the slow cooked crypto-que I can eat I wanted to do a fun giveaway of some BQC to go with the limited time sale price I can offer while supplies last.

2500 BQC will be given away to the first 100 forum accounts* to post their BQC Address AND share a BBQCoin based joke, pun, play on words, or short tale of how you will use your new BQC (real or fictional.) Standard awards will be 20BQC, the remainder will be used for bonuses at my discretion.

To go with these coins I will be selling the remaining 7500 BQC at 100 per 0.014 BTC, and I will be using the resulting .1BTC profit to ... buy BBQ! (duh) First batch of coins has an offer and is likely to sell out, more news on restocking soon!

This thread is for the actual story/joke and payment address, I'm creating a second topic for discussion and trading (here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=180929.0), please keep this one clean to everyone gets some BQC. When these coins are gone I will resume my regularly scheduled (and higher priced) sales.

Thanks and Enjoy your meal!

*I reserve the right to reject entries due to excessive sockpupetry, newness, scammer tag, repeated or unfunnily bad jokes, or any other reason I see fit, as well as award bonuses to very very good entries.

I literally would like to buy bbqchicken pizza with my bbqcoin... saving up now!!! I hope this is awesome enough for you, as its what I really plan on doing as of 15 minutes ago...
heres my address bY6pctReub4kyP9LxowxqpA2jJaBUzua8e

100 posts at 50 each is 5000 bqc ;)

BAH, bad copy and paste, fixed, thanks!

it's 20 for each, 500 saved for bonuses.


Not a bad start, 50BQC for first post

After traveling into the future, I can confidently state that after the great cryptocurrency crunch of 2015,

the only remaining coin to be used worldwide for any kind of serious commerce is BBQcoin.

As a result in 2016, world hunger becomes a thing of the past, and a lite version of the currency called VeganBBQcoin gains popularity.

In 2017 first contact is made and a BBQ pulled pork sandwich is offered to the alien visitors. As repayment, much advanced technology

is shared with humanity and the blockchain begins to be broadcast via the Intergalactic Pulsar Transmission Network Internet.

Total network hash rate is now over 1 Googolhashes/second.

The future is bright my friends, and slathered in that sweet sweet sauce.

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Back east they say nothing brings out that smoky flavor in a good bbq like the smoky flavor you get from cooking with BBQCoin.

I've never quite known what that meant so I'm hoping this is my opportunity to find out


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~richgene

Who can resist tasty BBQ coins? Who knows, maybe it'll become the cryptocurrency that people use to buy food with :P

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i would give you some BBQcoin, but i ate them  :(

Thanks for coming in for the Free Samples! Please stay and buy more if you like them!

Trading and Discussion: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=180929.0

Not a joke, but a cautionary tale of lost riches.  :P

I was bidding in CaptChadd's thread as well as in str4wm4n's thread. I actually had the winning bid for a second in str4wm4n's thread, but I had gone to bed and someone came in and sniped it. So, instead of funding parties in my mansion with big grills, chefs and beautiful women in the pool (or investing smartly in a smokehouse business), I am reduced to wandering among the tables of the smokehouse begging for scraps and leftovers.  :'(

I coulda been a contender!

If I get the 20BQC I'll buy the cheapest liquor I can find, and drown my sorrows as I cry myself to sleep wrapping yesterdays paper around me. And I try my best to keep my eyes from the headline that screams at me: "Scrybe and master-P make a killing in BQC!"

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Edit: Thank you much good sir!

There once was a girl named Sue. She loved ribs and BBQ...coins that is.

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Thanks you!

I love it, keep 'em coming guys!

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Because BBQ coins are a comical twist on bitcoin, I think more people will accept them rather than those new ripoff spamcoins that are trying to be taken seriously. Cough, feathercoin, cough :P

Imagine what would happen to the btc-e trollbox if they started supporting BQC ;D

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Are you giving away some Beer Coins too? Those BBQs are making me thirsty.

I guess we have our own Jim Gaffigan...

I'll accept it, but MAN, you guys need some better jokes!

 ;D

Edit: added quote at Discussion forum: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=180929

I didn't know we were telling jokes, I was serious. I just read 'Giveaway' in the title and posted :P

Bah, I should have disallowed it for not reading instructions...

I guess it was a joke on me :)

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planing to redonate them if there are new users on the BQC thread :)

Here's a joke for you:

Barbecue Routine

1- The woman buys the food.

2- The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

3- The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.barbeque jokes

4- THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

5- The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6- The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

7- THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

8- The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table.

9- After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10- Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11- The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

BBQ coin - The REAL mans coin!!!

seems like womens are more inteligent than you are!

You do realize that women is plural...

Genius K1773R, pure genius ;D

im not a native english speaker, im a self taught english speaker/writer ;) ah well, seems its not hard to be more inteligent than you :P *ignored due to being useless*

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What happens when you roast your BQC wallet over the fire

You get BBQcoins :)

You also spelled intelligent wrong... ;)

... stay on target ...

This thread is just for folks addresses and jokes, please move the crosstalk here: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=180929

Got the blues? Have a BBQcoin! It's B.B. King's favorite coin to eat! It just melts in your mouth!

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Man, you're getting GRILLED on these coins

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got 20 BQC, will redistribute to newcomers :)

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A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror, admiring herself in her expensive new outfit. She posed this way and that. Her husband, looking with disinterest, remarked; "Your butt is the size of a 3-burner barbecue!"

 Later that evening, tucked up cozy in bed, he leaned over, tapped her on the shoulder, and asked hopefully; "How about it?" She replied "It's hardly worth lighting the Barby for half a sausage now is it?

BBQ coins won't disappoint.

Not a joke; but it would be a funny stunt if somebody made a video of making a barbeque out of the heat generated from BBQ rig. Anyways, waiting for the day when we can buy a Chicken Barbeque pizza (my favourite) with BBQs......

BBQs - guranteed delivery under 10 mins!!*

*not sure of the confirmation time; though its supposed to be faster than LTC?

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EDIT: Ha, received and it got confirmed under 3 mins.

My BBQ Address: bTK4PXzo9pEEXePXBEi541xCCkGk7BhhNd

Gotta do better than that...

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BBQCoin - Tastes Great On Everything!

Everyone above this line should be paid out unless they owe us a joke.

83 Free Samples are left, get them while they are hot!

I was waiting at a customer services station at Asda when a woman in front of me was returning a disposable barbeque.  When asked why she was returning the barbeque, she replied, 'There was no meat in in it.'

The shop assistant patiently explained that the disposable barbeque was simply to cook the meat and it did not include any food.  Whereupon, the customer looked very embarrassed indeed.

The assistant checked the receipt and asked: 'There are 3 barbeques on here, are you returning the other two as well?

'I can't', said the woman, 'they are at home in the freezer'.

Hope you enjoyed :)

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BBQcoin yum yum give me more.
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OM NOM NOM! Is it all you can eat?

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Look ma, customers!

All above this line should have their samples, thanks for the quips!

Wow - 20 Coins!!

Look out chicken, this coin is gonna pluck your Feathers and Barbeque it :P.

If you don't hate the joke; please send the coins here bTKqcp8vLMiqu2evrJvwN7vvc66VPrN84Y

Is this giveaway still ongoing?

Yep,

Welcome to Scrybe's Smokehouse, selling the finest quality BBQCoins (at a fixed profit), and still offering FREE SAMPLES to anyone who entertains the crowd for a moment.

Details are up on the OP chalkboard, glad to see you here!

BBQ is my life - i like the smoke flavour of BBQ Coins, but dont eat too much ;)

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If I got a nickel for every BBQ was offered for free, I would buy an actual BBQ grill.

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I will not receive rewards, because I do not have a single connection from my BBQ wallet.  ;D

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I post this whilst at a irl BBQ!

Need some fresh grilled BBQCoins. Mining them was to hot for my GPU  :'(

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"Bqc coin the coin you want to eat"
who needs to buy stuff with bqc its a commodity itself!

bqc coins go good with beer tokens



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BBQuick or you won't make any BBQoins....

Yeah, it sucked ;)

29 paid, 71 to go, come get the samples while they are still hot!

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Once the feather(coin)s are plucked, the BBQ(coins) can begin! Bring on the chicken!

My first batch of 7500 coins looks like it is going to sell soon, stay tuned for restocking announcements here as well as the trading and discussion thread.

(hint, there might be big news...)

I'm still giving out samples in the meantime, keep up the (mostly) good work guys!  ;)

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im going to call the local restaurants around town and try to get some bbq for bbq  ;D

Ever wonder why Satoshi Nakamoto and Julian Assange look so similar? Yep, you guessed it, it's all about the barbecue ;)

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thanks

Gotta read the OP and be entertaining (at least a little bit) for the free coins, I know you can do better than that!

Everyone else above this line should have their samples!

Next time someone asks me "Are you BBQing?" Answer will be "Sure, just bought new grill and put it in a pool (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.mandatory.com/media/2012/09/grill-fire-pool.jpg)." Or should I have  plugged it (http://www.linuxno.de/_data/gallery/nwl7/_medium_DSCN7823.JPG)?

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They say the great BBQ chefs put a lot of feeling into their cooking. I put a lot of Tobasco in mine.

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Thank You

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Bqc, it's hot and saucy  ;)

I need a gun, big gun. I'll go shoot ducks ::) Who is not hidden, I am not to blame  :P

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Oneday,i saw some beautiful lady barbecue in the park. I want to make a joke and talk with them. Then Binggo! Right,you know that what i am going to do: offer some BBQCoin for their BBQ. And you guess that right , usually i would fail and considered as a nerd.  Haahahaha!

Untill now, all of the above is a joke,you know i'm not so stupid! But is there someone would carry out this  strategy?

BBQCoin nice name, aim for the coin with most jokes?



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thanks

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Smokin!

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Go read the OP and try again, we have samples but you can't just stick out a paw and expect some of this nice hot BQC!


I have no idea what this means, so I'm going to count it :)


Winner of the daily "lowered expectations award" ;)

My brother asked me to go for BBQ and meet him outside a coffee shop. So happy with the free barbecue, expected to see some interesting guys! When I came i found that he is sitting outside with a laptop! I should know that! BBQCoin again! Everytime when he becomes boring waiting his girlfriend ,he offers some BBQ. But sometimes if the key character shows soon or with other reason there is a real picnic.

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thx

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would be great to get some bbq from the guy holding the big meat store

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I like turtles, and BBQcoins
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BBQ MAKES ME HUNGRY

EPIC! First picture joke, 50BQC special award!

41 samples delivered, 59 to go!

Just opened up my client and got the 50 BQC, thanks!

BBQcoins Get them while they're grilled!

BBQcoins now 10%Less fiat!

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I am going to eat my coins.
I have developed a unique way to print these coins using the bluray writer in my machine. But it'll have to be raw, I'm Australian so they have to be barbequed in person.
Right next to my shrimp, the juicy discs will be grilled to perfection.

20 minutes later.

This was a mistake. Printed coins taste like plastic, and they aren't better after a grilling.

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My BBQ apron says: "The Grillfather".

I'm going to mention BBQCoins during our next barbeque and give everyone who attended BBQCoins along with their meal!

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Thanks

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I need some for mothers day...
Thank you!

I like my coins on a kaabob with pickles, hot sauce  and mushrooms.

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Really sad, you already leave the BBQ ;)
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I'm changing my rap name to Lil' BQC. "Got stacks fo' rib racks..."

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Or BQC, for that matter.  :D

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I think I'm going to eat my BBQcoins.

I'm going to be honest and say that I plan on selling them once they hit Vircurex, and I'll probably buy some back when they go down cause they're a very promising coin with all that's going on. I plan on turning this coin related stuff into my source of income for now because I don't want to do manual labor.

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TASTY COIN

yay! i like this place. Hows it going? This is a great thread and i like the name/concept. Maybe make a website out of it? Might be neat. Maybe even make a cool graphical game out of it :) -5mil

I've sent several emails to various BBQ establishments in the DFW/FTW area. No comitts yet, but I think if and when more restaurants start accepting, BCQ will explode. We have to keep constant pressure on these large food service entities. Imagine if Applebee's or Chili's started to accept BCG. Big , big profits can be in near future.

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I don't trust fiat now, so I need free BQC now, then I can buy food.

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hey thnx :)

Finally a use for all that heat generated by mining ;)
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Gonna use the coins you send to hire this chef:

http://www.funny-games.biz/images/pictures/1343-sexy-barbecue-girl.jpg

Nothing received...  :'(

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I will look for some meat to sell for with the bbqcoins  ;D

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I'm going to make a big BBQ on my graphics card while mining BQC.  ;D