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Title: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 23, 2013, 08:40:03 AM
http://johnrougeux.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/blackbox1.jpg

Need a cool name for the above device, of which we all know what it does.

Also, semi-realistic specs, and a country of origin.


Title: Re: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: greyhawk on April 23, 2013, 08:52:48 AM
Tripleminer, 333 GH/s, Tripolis


Title: Re: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: Foxpup on April 23, 2013, 12:07:58 PM
Turbo-Blowmeister 3000D, 38 ft3/min, Taiwan


Title: Re: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: vite on April 23, 2013, 12:26:34 PM
Turbo-Blowmeister 3000D, 38 ft3/min, Taiwan

http://www.cedartec.net/status.php (not new though)


Title: Re: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: FloridaBear on April 23, 2013, 12:30:56 PM
Box O' Fans II


Title: Re: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: Viceroy on April 23, 2013, 06:43:21 PM
Tripleminer, 333 GH/s, Tripolis

everything about this is right.  anyone who can make this please pm.  I will pay 333US.  obviously I will purchase them 3 at a time...


Title: Re: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: JimmiesForBitcoins on April 23, 2013, 06:52:07 PM
Tripleminer, 333 GH/s, Tripolis

everything about this is right.  anyone who can make this please pm.  I will pay 333US.  obviously I will purchase them 3 at a time...
Of course, you'll only be available to place your order between 3pm and 3:33pm, so they need to be prompt.


Title: Re: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 23, 2013, 09:00:54 PM
Tripleminer, 333 GH/s, Tripolis

Introducing the Tripolis eLeet: 1337 GH/s Mining Power due out this Summer (yes, only a couple months away).

My partner, Hlengiwe, and I, Valèriane (yes, we are both women, thus you can trust us), have teamed with the bestest ASIC developing outfit here in Swaziland, whose name is forthcoming.

We are not gnu to the Computer IT scene as you can clearly see here: http://www.netstorm.co.sz/

We were the first women, and probably first people, to introduce Bitcoin to Swaziland's emerging market. We are, in fact, miners ourselves, recently receiving our refunds from BFL since their MiniRig has been discontinued, using the money to fully develop the Tripolis eLeet.

Will be flying out five, count 'em, 5 bitcoiners to our recently refurbished facility here in Swaziland once the development is further along.

http://static.biola.edu/smu/media/downloads/STM/swazi-2.jpg

Sign up to our website to receive our newsletter in well-spoken Inglish and get on the Q to pre-order soon. We are not taking your money now, but we will in the future.

As they say in Swaziland, "Nibe neluhambo loluphephile."


Title: Re: Name the new ASIC Bitcoin mining company.
Post by: Viceroy on April 24, 2013, 12:58:57 AM
Of course, you'll only be available to place your order between 3pm and 3:33pm, so they need to be prompt.

That's ok... I can make that window work.  It's better than waiting on a BFL.