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Title: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 24, 2013, 08:16:49 AM
Seriously, why would you even want to read a thread entitled such?

I have an idea? Why don't we use our collective mind power and wish for Zhou Tong to return to this forum? And if that works, we could then do the same to have Mt Gox release the Bitcoinica funds that they're holding hostage.

Now, about my uncle...


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: greyhawk on April 24, 2013, 08:21:34 AM
I want pirate to return in a blaze of glory announcing a new project yielding 8% per week and all the forum going "Welcome back, pirate, we missed you." "Good to see you back" "Our son is now 8 months old, pirate, when will you come visit your son?".

You know, just like the zhou tong thread.


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 24, 2013, 08:31:13 AM
I want pirate to return in a blaze of glory announcing a new project yielding 8% per week and all the forum going "Welcome back, pirate, we missed you." "Good to see you back" "Our son is now 8 months old, pirate, when will you come visit your son?".

You know, just like the zhou tong thread.

Hell, Sonny Vleisides could come back and provide us with two more posts, giving us updates on how Indy's doing. His cousin's kid should be a walkin' 'n a talkin' by 'bout now.

And stay on topic! This thread is about my uncle having sex with me.


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: DarkHyudrA on April 24, 2013, 02:56:27 PM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. ;D


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: myrkul on April 24, 2013, 03:29:11 PM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. ;D
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 24, 2013, 07:01:48 PM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. ;D
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.

So, you think my uncle quit funny sex with me at 8 is funny, eh. Has it even occurred to you the drama I've had to contend with my entire life wondering why the hell he quit?  :'(


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: myrkul on April 24, 2013, 07:05:51 PM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. ;D
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.

So, you think my uncle quit funny sex with me at 8 is funny, eh. Has it even occurred to you the drama I've had to contend with my entire life wondering why the hell he quit?  :'(
You got too old. Simple as that, I'd wager.


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 24, 2013, 07:18:44 PM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. ;D
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.

So, you think my uncle quit funny sex with me at 8 is funny, eh. Has it even occurred to you the drama I've had to contend with my entire life wondering why the hell he quit?  :'(
You got too old. Simple as that, I'd wager.

Wager lost, for my younger brothers still...  ;D


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: myrkul on April 24, 2013, 09:27:37 PM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. ;D
This. Same as the "pussy" thread. I knew it would be funny.

So, you think my uncle quit funny sex with me at 8 is funny, eh. Has it even occurred to you the drama I've had to contend with my entire life wondering why the hell he quit?  :'(
You got too old. Simple as that, I'd wager.

Wager lost, for my younger brothers still...  ;D
Well, there you go. You just weren't as pretty. Don't you worry, though. I'm sure you'll find a "sugar-uncle."


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: Jackin Jill on April 25, 2013, 11:05:03 PM
Seriously, why would you even want to read a thread entitled such?

I have an idea? Why don't we use our collective mind power and wish for Zhou Tong to return to this forum? And if that works, we could then do the same to have Mt Gox release the Bitcoinica funds that they're holding hostage.

Now, about my uncle...

Well, you did make it sound like you were disappointed. He must have been really great... I'm sorry for your loss.  :'(


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: batcoin on April 25, 2013, 11:07:35 PM
I came to this thread only because I saw that the OP was you. ;D

This pretty much.


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 25, 2013, 11:11:07 PM
Checking in to make sure Psytoshi didn't move any of my posts in this thread over to my giant pussy thread.


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: Jackin Jill on April 25, 2013, 11:12:30 PM
Checking in to make sure Psytoshi didn't move any of my posts in this thread over to my giant pussy thread.

Mars is more like a giant anus than a pussy


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: myrkul on April 25, 2013, 11:22:23 PM
Mars is more like a giant anus than a pussy

Mars:
http://www.clker.com/cliparts/1/8/1/7/1242252098198632827Mars_symbol.svg.med.png

Venus:
https://d1jqu7g1y74ds1.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/venussymbol.jpeg

Uranus:
http://astroprofspage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sUranus2.jpg

Sun:
http://astroprofspage.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/sSun.jpg

You decide which one is more like a giant anus.  ;)


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: Jackin Jill on April 26, 2013, 02:33:02 AM
Hahaha epic work my good man  :D


Title: Re: Why my uncle quit having sex with me when I turned 8.
Post by: saddambitcoin on April 26, 2013, 03:53:39 AM
Because your anus looked like the sun.