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Title: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 24, 2013, 05:12:49 PM
I have noticed a lot of threads making predictions in and around the $200 - $300 before a mass sell off/bubble/correction or what ever people are seeing in the crystal ball these days. Regardless, I have decided to bring together a team of world renowned scientists and top of the range technology in an effort to correct these incorrect assumptions with some actual scientific data. I am proud to announce that after countless hours of studying our surveys, conducting data handling, quantum entangling, and advance mathematical analysis we are proud to bring you a most likely scenarios the summaries our findings in the metric graph below.

This is the current, most reasonable speculative prediction for the year of 2013.
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/114/b/9/owen2013prediction_by_architekogp-d62umix.jpg


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: glendall on April 24, 2013, 05:14:44 PM
Oh right, the ole Bitcoin loop de loop. I should have seen it !


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: Brushan on April 24, 2013, 05:15:28 PM
You're probably just as right as all the other speculators drawing shit on graphs on this forum.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: maxmint on April 24, 2013, 05:17:01 PM
Actually, that's the most authentic prediction I've seen so far.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: smurf2094 on April 24, 2013, 05:18:07 PM
Yea dood ;)


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 24, 2013, 05:20:49 PM
I knew you guys would appreciate our work, our graph analysis technology is unparalleled in performance, all other predictions for this year as of now are obsolete.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: seldon on April 24, 2013, 05:22:25 PM
Triangles, double tops and of course the loop-the-loop -> TA101


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: hubbabubbabaker on April 24, 2013, 05:23:25 PM
Back in time, back to reality.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: romerun on April 24, 2013, 05:28:43 PM
price travels into 3rd dimension :o


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: AlphaWolf on April 24, 2013, 05:29:10 PM
I have noticed a lot of threads making predictions in and around the $200 - $300 before a mass sell off/bubble/correction or what ever people are seeing in the crystal ball these days. Regardless, I have decided to bring together a team of world renowned scientists and top of the range technology in an effort to correct these incorrect assumptions with some actual scientific data. I am proud to announce that after countless hours of studying our surveys, conducting data handling, quantum entangling, and advance mathematical analysis we are proud to bring you a most likely scenarios the summaries our findings in the metric graph below.

This is the current, most reasonable speculative prediction for the year of 2013.
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/114/b/9/owen2013prediction_by_architekogp-d62umix.jpg


Ahh, what we see here is that the price is actually travelling on a straight line through a region of curved space caused by a supermassive blackhole of speculative BS.



Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 24, 2013, 05:32:31 PM
Our team also predicted that some would be skeptical, hence this graph to confirm our analysis.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/114/5/6/owen2013predictionb_by_architekogp-d62uox6.jpg


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: BTC Books on April 24, 2013, 06:02:12 PM
OMG!  OMG!!!

The Hexaloop!

Everyone trade your bitcoin in for beanie babies!

[Fair disclosure:  I made a TON on beanie babies...]


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: esse83 on April 24, 2013, 06:12:56 PM
Ahh I see - surely this is the slingshot effect when btc prices goes around the moon and then sends it to outer space in an accelerated way, yes? Science rules.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: hubbabubbabaker on April 24, 2013, 06:16:14 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9hc4jzPpX1qg0ltco1_400.gif


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: webchris on April 24, 2013, 06:16:30 PM
I've been day trading stocks for years and this is one of the best uses of Technical Analysis I've seen to date.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: piramida on April 24, 2013, 06:28:52 PM
I knew it, the real elliptic rally starts once we go beyond the right axis on bitcoincharts! Always so close but every time stops few pixels from breaking it...


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: Luno on April 24, 2013, 06:38:15 PM
So we can do arbitrage within Gox in the periods with triple prices at the same time?


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: Wuji on April 24, 2013, 06:46:54 PM
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night and I can confirm this is 100% legit.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: phorensic on April 24, 2013, 06:51:54 PM
Just like a Supra dyno graph

http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i52/chrishobo4/supradyno.jpg


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: Gabi on April 24, 2013, 07:37:21 PM
https://imageshack.us/a/img818/7705/4bbid.png


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: glendall on April 24, 2013, 08:41:25 PM
I knew you guys would appreciate our work, our graph analysis technology is unparalleled in performance, all other predictions for this year as of now are obsolete.

I'm wondering: have you calculated the difficulty increases in chart-making over the next few months?

The way I see it, charts will become more difficult to make, and will require more colors, by a factor of 500% every second week from now on until the ASICS come into effect full-force. 


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: meangreen on April 24, 2013, 08:44:49 PM
You're probably just as right as all the other speculators drawing shit on graphs on this forum.

how about take a shit on the graph


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: uMMcQxCWELNzkt on April 24, 2013, 10:12:26 PM
I knew you guys would appreciate our work, our graph analysis technology is unparalleled in performance, all other predictions for this year as of now are obsolete.

I'm wondering: have you calculated the difficulty increases in chart-making over the next few months?

The way I see it, charts will become more difficult to make, and will require more colors, by a factor of 500% every second week from now on until the ASICS come into effect full-force. 

We calculated everything, even what you are going to have for breakfast tomorrow.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: loanexpress on April 25, 2013, 12:39:01 AM
Where do I subscribe to your newsletter? Also do you have a weekly youtube show?


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: ruski on April 25, 2013, 12:43:37 AM
I can see Gox's chart ending up like this next time they get overwhelmed.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: BitcoinAshley on April 25, 2013, 01:49:23 AM
So we can do arbitrage within Gox in the periods with triple prices at the same time?


*MIND BLOWN*
 :o :o :o


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: alexeft on April 25, 2013, 04:43:37 AM
Our team also predicted that some would be skeptical, hence this graph to confirm our analysis.

http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/114/5/6/owen2013predictionb_by_architekogp-d62uox6.jpg

Ok, I will complain here. We 've got the graph of the future, yet some people still need ... trend lines??????
What an absurdity!!!  ;)


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: Elwar on April 25, 2013, 04:51:39 AM

I was actually just about to post the same thing due to my supercomputer running numbers. You beat me to it and likely have already benefitted financially from it.


Title: Re: 100% Serious prediction for 2013 (Backed by science)
Post by: Operatr on April 25, 2013, 04:58:44 AM
I wonder why all the other market graphs failed to display the point at which Bitcoin became so powerful it broke spacetime