Title: -snip- Post by: Marisa on April 25, 2013, 11:17:52 AM -shitpost, snipped-
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: DarkHyudrA on April 25, 2013, 11:51:47 AM By having your soul, what happens next?
I can sell it to a demon, make you a banshee or what? Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: bcpokey on April 25, 2013, 03:59:38 PM For those who sell a soul lightly, remember the lesson of Bart selling his soul to Milhouse.
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: sd on April 25, 2013, 04:35:47 PM The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src] (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/17/business/economy/17regulation.html?_r=1) A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_MacDougall_(doctor)). I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams. (7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates. Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21. First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand. The US Army values life at about $2,500 per accidental killing. (2500/50000)*21 = 1.05$ or BTC0.0068 But don't sell your soul. I heard that if you sell your soul you turn ginger. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: 13Charlie on April 25, 2013, 06:14:41 PM (7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates. This is quite a bargain. I wish I had 21BTC to spare.Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: master-P on April 25, 2013, 06:40:02 PM Someone already tried this last month ::)
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Dabs on April 26, 2013, 08:11:16 AM I'll need to extract your soul physically. Can you come to my location?
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: 13Charlie on April 26, 2013, 01:12:33 PM I'll need to extract your soul physically. Can you come to my location? What method would you prefer? The Shaman method, and lure it out? Or one of the newer, more technical methods for a more complete extraction? If you use the Shaman method, you'll have less of a chance of it fragmenting and having to put it back together. Let me tell you, this is quite a process. Either way, it's been a while since I've seen this performed and I would like to be present as well. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: film2240 on April 26, 2013, 01:31:30 PM Are you seriously telling me that it's actually possible to sell your soul? I'm curious to learn more about how it's possible? Why would you (OP) want to sell your soul? I was looking to sell some things on here then I stumbled across your thread.Very interesting. :)
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: DarkHyudrA on April 26, 2013, 01:36:52 PM Are you seriously telling me that it's actually possible to sell your soul? I'm curious to learn more about how it's possible? Why would you (OP) want to sell your soul? I was looking to sell some things on here then I stumbled across your thread.Very interesting. :) The OP is probably selling the private key for her/his soul. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: seljo on April 26, 2013, 01:46:24 PM Oh noes!!! Another movie script...
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: str4wm4n on April 26, 2013, 07:48:00 PM I would think twice about this op...
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: AmpEater on April 26, 2013, 11:43:33 PM I would think twice about this op... OP doesn't believe in fairy tails. This reminds me of atheists selling pet care services for when the good Christians get raptured. Why not capitalize on the foolishness of others? Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: BitAddict on April 26, 2013, 11:48:17 PM Are you shipping your soul or just local pick up?
If I need to buy airplane tickets I want discount. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Dabs on April 27, 2013, 01:55:46 AM I'll need to extract your soul physically. Can you come to my location? That sounds painful. :-[Are you seriously telling me that it's actually possible to sell your soul? I'm curious to learn more about how it's possible? Why would you (OP) want to sell your soul? I was looking to sell some things on here then I stumbled across your thread.Very interesting. :) It's all about the perception of the soul! You can buy mine though. I can sign a contract that makes you the legal owner of my soul; if you're in some strange cult this might come in handy... or you might just want an extra soul. For me, being able to say I sold my soul for Bitcoins would be pretty cool.I don't think it's painful. But you do understand, your soul also includes your free will, at least for a short period of time. Or is that not part of the deal? The intention is to get your soul, turn you into a god or a goddess, and perform a public ritual in front of many people. This is usually a private ceremony, with only members of the group present. The notion of hieros gamos does not presuppose actual performance in ritual, but is also used in purely symbolic or mythological context, notably in alchemy and hence in Jungian psychology. Johnny Blaze sold his soul, but he got super biker powers. You're just going to get money, a virtual one at that (albeit, decentralized and not connected to any government.) Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: AndrewK on April 27, 2013, 02:05:07 AM Pics with you/soul plus a card with your name and date.
Thanks, Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 27, 2013, 03:50:42 AM I think the OP stumbled upon something here. Soon, everybody will be wanting to sell their souls for bitcoins, hence a stock exchange needs to built, for others may just want to trade souls.
Seriously, think about this for a sec, for I'm sure some marketing genius will come along and bring it to fruition. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Dabs on April 27, 2013, 04:12:58 AM I just want the body and soul. (The soul is permanent, the body is temporary.) I will have to perform an inspection, to see if the soul is actually worth buying.
Worthless souls are ... worthless. Virgin souls are ... priceless. We're hoping for some where in between. 21 bitcoins is a good deal for a slightly used soul. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Mike Christ on April 27, 2013, 04:33:46 AM Don't get scammed, folks.
How can you prove OP still has their soul? I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: myrkul on April 27, 2013, 04:38:56 AM Dammit, I wish I'd thought of this first. ;)
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: shibaji on April 27, 2013, 04:59:00 AM Don't get scammed, folks. How can you prove OP still has their soul? I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one. Soul double spent ? ;D Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Mike Christ on April 27, 2013, 05:41:20 AM Don't get scammed, folks. How can you prove OP still has their soul? I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one. Soul double spent ? ;D Devil's been burned on these deals more than you could guess :P Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: John (John K.) on April 27, 2013, 05:47:15 AM Don't get scammed, folks. How can you prove OP still has their soul? I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one. Soul double spent ? ;D Devil's been burned on these deals more than you could guess :P A soul-rollback by God might screw him though. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: QuestionAuthority on April 27, 2013, 05:57:45 AM If I buy your soul would you mind if I lock it in a closet and rape it for a few years, then get it hooked on crack and force it to do perverse sex acts in the street for traveling business men?
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 27, 2013, 06:50:22 AM http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dont_pay__the_ferryman.jpg
"Whatever you do Don't pay the ferryman Don't pay the Bitcoin price Don't pay the ferryman Until confirmed by six other sites" Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: shibaji on April 27, 2013, 06:53:11 AM Quote http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dont_pay__the_ferryman.jpg "Whatever you do Don't pay the ferryman Don't pay the Bitcoin price Don't pay the ferryman Until confirmed by six other sites" bravo ... bravo ... (applauds) ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 27, 2013, 07:01:56 AM Quote http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dont_pay__the_ferryman.jpg "Whatever you do Don't pay the ferryman Don't pay the Bitcoin price Don't pay the ferryman Until confirmed by six other sites" bravo ... bravo ... (applauds) ;D ;D ;D You quoted my code error, for it was supposed to be img and not quote brackets. Will the sole be delivered in a coffin with a viewing screen? https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRE4Q-j8c18j4MqQAFdjxZA3DOL5dPyGgOd_v9pwYXHCMirWMXb Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 27, 2013, 07:08:55 AM eBayers are at it again: http://www.madametalbot.com/pix/journal/2013/2.htm
http://www.madametalbot.com/pix/journal/2013/mar13/eyes1.jpg http://www.madametalbot.com/pix/journal/2013/mar13/eyes2.jpg Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: shibaji on April 27, 2013, 08:15:03 AM Don't get scammed, folks. How can you prove OP still has their soul? I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one. I think kittens are awfully cute. Is that enough proof? :'( Huh ?! She said "awful" ! ::) Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: meangreen on April 27, 2013, 09:52:32 AM how much for your ass? i may buy that.
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Dabs on April 28, 2013, 01:56:15 AM Don't get scammed, folks. How can you prove OP still has their soul? I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one. Thus the inspection. If I don't think the soul is worth it, I won't buy it. Anyone else can have it then. Unless the owner wishes to negotiate. Also, written contracts must be signed in blood; that's not painful, just an ant-bite or like that. You've had blood typing done before right? Or taken some shots? Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Phinnaeus Gage on April 28, 2013, 06:29:45 AM I need to know exactly what is being offered. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul#Shamanism
Quote According to Nadya Yuguseva, a shaman from the Altai, "A woman has 40 souls; men have just one." Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: seljo on April 28, 2013, 12:09:02 PM So how this ends? I'm out of popcorn. ;D
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Come-from-Beyond on April 28, 2013, 12:30:48 PM Women don't have souls (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080929025121AAr2Ce3). It's a scam.
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Badonkadonk on April 28, 2013, 12:32:21 PM this only seems fitting. ;D
Human Soul Registration Form I, ____________________ (please print), grant ownership of my immortal soul to the owner of this document. This form indicates that I, the undersigned, grant ownership of my soul, as defined as the immaterial or eternal part of a living being, commonly held to be separable in existence from the body-the metaphysical part as distinct from the physical part, to the owner of this physical document. He/she who holds this physical document, with the original signatures, is hereby granted ownership of the undersigned's soul. Should this document be destroyed or modified by tearing, burning, cutting, shredding, or other method, to a point where 1/3 or greater amount of printed text, or 1/5 of signatures is modified, the contract becomes void and the soul of the original owner of the soul returns to its physical body. Should the original owner of the soul die, the soul may (though not necessarily) be claimed by any supernatural or metaphysical entity(ies), including but not limited deities, spirits, or other sentient beings, if they are to process and/or claim ownership of such souls. If no entity(ies) claim the soul, the soul will remain in ownership of the owner of this document. I hereby grant that my soul now belongs to the respective owner of this document and acknowledge this supernatural/metaphysical transfer of property by signing below. Signature:__________________________________ Date: ___________/___________/___________ (MM/DD/YY) Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Anon136 on April 28, 2013, 12:58:24 PM The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src] (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/17/business/economy/17regulation.html?_r=1) A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_MacDougall_(doctor)). I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams. (7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates. Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21. First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand. i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: seljo on April 28, 2013, 09:14:31 PM What Al Pacino have no BTC?
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: BTC-Market on April 28, 2013, 09:45:56 PM The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src] (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/17/business/economy/17regulation.html?_r=1) A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_MacDougall_(doctor)). I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams. (7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates. Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21. First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand. i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does. I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen? Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: myrkul on April 28, 2013, 09:54:50 PM The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src] (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/17/business/economy/17regulation.html?_r=1) A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_MacDougall_(doctor)). I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams. (7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates. Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21. First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand. i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does. I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen? Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Anon136 on April 28, 2013, 10:30:45 PM The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src] (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/17/business/economy/17regulation.html?_r=1) A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_MacDougall_(doctor)). I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams. (7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates. Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21. First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand. i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does. I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen? you could end up being my slave in the afterlife for all of eternity =P Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: myrkul on April 28, 2013, 10:34:25 PM How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's.
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Anon136 on April 28, 2013, 10:51:50 PM How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's. na the more i think about it the more i realize that i would just end up releasing the soul cuz i would feel bad. I couldn't be a slave master even if it was the legitimate kind of slavery. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: myrkul on April 28, 2013, 10:55:53 PM How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's. na the more i think about it the more i realize that i would just end up releasing the soul cuz i would feel bad. I couldn't be a slave master even if it was the legitimate kind of slavery. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: DarkHyudrA on April 29, 2013, 11:47:46 AM How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's. na the more i think about it the more i realize that i would just end up releasing the soul cuz i would feel bad. I couldn't be a slave master even if it was the legitimate kind of slavery. New service: Rent a soul! You're free to do anything with it, if you can do anything with a soul at all... Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: 13Charlie on April 29, 2013, 01:46:31 PM Whoever ends up buying this soul, make sure that you keep it locked up so it can't be stolen.
Maybe PM etotheipi and see if he can implement this feature in Armory. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: bitpop on April 30, 2013, 08:36:39 AM Do you have proof you have a soul? Eg. You aren't a ginger are you?
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: myrkul on April 30, 2013, 06:46:33 PM Do you have proof you have a soul? Eg. You aren't a ginger are you? I can provide you with a no-ginger guarantee! We'll need a picture capable of proving that you are not a natural ginger. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: Boelens on April 30, 2013, 06:54:39 PM The FDA values a life at 7.9 million USD. [src] (http://www.nytimes.com/2011/02/17/business/economy/17regulation.html?_r=1) A soul weighs 21 grams, according to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_MacDougall_(doctor)). I weigh about 50 kilograms, approx. 50000 grams. (7900000/50000)*21 = 3318$ or BTC21 at current rates. Therefor, you can buy my soul for BTC21. First come, first serve. I can probably split my soul in 2, in case of high demand. i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does. I'd sell my soul for 0.1BTC. Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: bitpop on April 30, 2013, 11:36:33 PM I'll pay 1 bytecoin for a soul.
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: QuestionAuthority on April 30, 2013, 11:40:08 PM You can have my soul for free but you'll have to fight Satan for it. He has first dibs on it.
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: bitpop on April 30, 2013, 11:41:16 PM Ok can we do an escrow?
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: bitpop on June 05, 2013, 08:34:36 AM I would like to own a portion of his soul, a soulette if you will.
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: myrkul on June 05, 2013, 04:54:37 PM How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's. Fair enough, fair enough. 10BTC taken as current offer. Act quick; virgin souls are more valuable! Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: cryptopi on June 05, 2013, 10:46:24 PM A high quality soul would be imperative
Title: Re: [WTS] My soul, 21BTC. Post by: mprep on June 05, 2013, 10:50:17 PM A high quality soul would be imperative Maybe. Unless you need tons of them to, I don't know, haunt every enemy of yours. Any sould would do then. |