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By having your soul, what happens next?
I can sell it to a demon, make you a banshee or what?

For those who sell a soul lightly, remember the lesson of Bart selling his soul to Milhouse.

The US Army values life at about $2,500 per accidental killing.

(2500/50000)*21 = 1.05$ or BTC0.0068


But don't sell your soul. I heard that if you sell your soul you turn ginger.

This is quite a bargain. I wish I had 21BTC to spare.

Someone already tried this last month  ::)

I'll need to extract your soul physically. Can you come to my location?

What method would you prefer?
The Shaman method, and lure it out?
Or one of the newer, more technical methods for a more complete extraction?

If you use the Shaman method, you'll have less of a chance of it fragmenting and having to put it back together. Let me tell you, this is quite a process.

Either way, it's been a while since I've seen this performed and I would like to be present as well.

Are you seriously telling me that it's actually possible to sell your soul? I'm curious to learn more about how it's possible? Why would you (OP) want to sell your soul? I was looking to sell some things on here then I stumbled across your thread.Very interesting. :)

The OP is probably selling the private key for her/his soul.

Oh noes!!! Another movie script...

I would think twice about this op...

OP doesn't believe in fairy tails.  This reminds me of atheists selling pet care services for when the good Christians get raptured.  Why not capitalize on the foolishness of others?

Are you shipping your soul or just local pick up?
If I need to buy airplane tickets I want discount.

I don't think it's painful. But you do understand, your soul also includes your free will, at least for a short period of time. Or is that not part of the deal? The intention is to get your soul, turn you into a god or a goddess, and perform a public ritual in front of many people. This is usually a private ceremony, with only members of the group present. The notion of hieros gamos does not presuppose actual performance in ritual, but is also used in purely symbolic or mythological context, notably in alchemy and hence in Jungian psychology.

Johnny Blaze sold his soul, but he got super biker powers. You're just going to get money, a virtual one at that (albeit, decentralized and not connected to any government.)

Pics with you/soul plus a card with your name and date.

Thanks,

I think the OP stumbled upon something here. Soon, everybody will be wanting to sell their souls for bitcoins, hence a stock exchange needs to built, for others may just want to trade souls.

Seriously, think about this for a sec, for I'm sure some marketing genius will come along and bring it to fruition.

I just want the body and soul. (The soul is permanent, the body is temporary.) I will have to perform an inspection, to see if the soul is actually worth buying.

Worthless souls are ... worthless. Virgin souls are ... priceless. We're hoping for some where in between. 21 bitcoins is a good deal for a slightly used soul.

Don't get scammed, folks.

How can you prove OP still has their soul?  I can name plenty of people (mostly politicians) who no longer have one.

Dammit, I wish I'd thought of this first. ;)

Soul double spent ?  ;D

Devil's been burned on these deals more than you could guess :P

He waits for 6 confirmations.  :P
A soul-rollback by God might screw him though.

If I buy your soul would you mind if I lock it in a closet and rape it for a few years, then get it hooked on crack and force it to do perverse sex acts in the street for traveling business men?

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dont_pay__the_ferryman.jpg

"Whatever you do
Don't pay the ferryman
Don't pay the Bitcoin price
Don't pay the ferryman
Until confirmed by six other sites"

bravo ... bravo ... (applauds)  ;D ;D ;D

You quoted my code error, for it was supposed to be img and not quote brackets.

Will the sole be delivered in a coffin with a viewing screen?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRE4Q-j8c18j4MqQAFdjxZA3DOL5dPyGgOd_v9pwYXHCMirWMXb

eBayers are at it again: http://www.madametalbot.com/pix/journal/2013/2.htm

http://www.madametalbot.com/pix/journal/2013/mar13/eyes1.jpg

http://www.madametalbot.com/pix/journal/2013/mar13/eyes2.jpg

Huh ?! She said "awful" !  ::)

how much for your ass? i may buy that.

Thus the inspection. If I don't think the soul is worth it, I won't buy it. Anyone else can have it then. Unless the owner wishes to negotiate. Also, written contracts must be signed in blood; that's not painful, just an ant-bite or like that. You've had blood typing done before right? Or taken some shots?

I need to know exactly what is being offered. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soul#Shamanism

So how this ends? I'm out of popcorn.  ;D

Women don't have souls (http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080929025121AAr2Ce3). It's a scam.

this only seems fitting.  ;D

Human Soul Registration Form

I, ____________________ (please print), grant ownership of my immortal soul to the owner of this document.

This form indicates that I, the undersigned, grant ownership of my soul, as defined as the immaterial or eternal part of a living being, commonly held to be separable in existence from the body-the metaphysical part as distinct from the physical part, to the owner of this physical document. He/she who holds this physical document, with the original signatures, is hereby granted ownership of the undersigned's soul.

Should this document be destroyed or modified by tearing, burning, cutting, shredding, or other method, to a point where 1/3 or greater amount of printed text, or 1/5 of signatures is modified, the contract becomes void and the soul of the original owner of the soul returns to its physical body.

Should the original owner of the soul die, the soul may (though not necessarily) be claimed by any supernatural or metaphysical entity(ies), including but not limited deities, spirits, or other sentient beings, if they are to process and/or claim ownership of such souls. If no entity(ies) claim the soul, the soul will remain in ownership of the owner of this document.

I hereby grant that my soul now belongs to the respective owner of this document and acknowledge this supernatural/metaphysical transfer of property by signing below.



Signature:__________________________________

Date: ___________/___________/___________ (MM/DD/YY)

i wouldnt pay 21 btc for it because it probably doesn't exist. But i would pay 0.1 btc on the off chance that it does.

What Al Pacino have no BTC?

I'll give you my soul for 0.1 btc, what's the worst that could happen?

You crash the market in souls.

you could end up being my slave in the afterlife for all of eternity =P

How about BTC10.00, Anon? Surely my soul is 100x better? Though admittedly only half as desirable as a young lady's.

na the more i think about it the more i realize that i would just end up releasing the soul cuz i would feel bad. I couldn't be a slave master even if it was the legitimate kind of slavery.

Then perhaps a limited-term "soul employment" contract would be better? (and cheaper)

New service: Rent a soul! You're free to do anything with it, if you can do anything with a soul at all...

Whoever ends up buying this soul, make sure that you keep it locked up so it can't be stolen.

Maybe PM etotheipi and see if he can implement this feature in Armory.

Do you have proof you have a soul? Eg. You aren't a ginger are you?

We'll need a picture capable of proving that you are not a natural ginger.

I'd sell my soul for 0.1BTC.

I'll pay 1 bytecoin for a soul.

You can have my soul for free but you'll have to fight Satan for it. He has first dibs on it.

Ok can we do an escrow?

I would like to own a portion of his soul, a soulette if you will.

I think you may have misunderstood. BTC10 is the price I'm selling at, not buying.

A high quality soul would be imperative

Maybe. Unless you need tons of them to, I don't know, haunt every enemy of yours. Any sould would do then.