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Title: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: MPOE-PR on April 26, 2013, 02:15:25 PM
MP is hiring for some sort of a new project. Get ahold of him on IRC (http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bitcoin-assets). GL.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: rini17 on April 26, 2013, 02:19:47 PM
MP is hiring for some new projects. Get ahold of him on IRC (http://webchat.freenode.net/?channels=bitcoin-assets). GL.
Male or female?


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: ThickAsThieves on April 26, 2013, 02:20:27 PM
Must resemble a female.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: greyhawk on April 26, 2013, 02:21:17 PM
Do I need to oil up myself or will that be done by a cohort of nubile girls?

This is important.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: MPOE-PR on April 26, 2013, 02:21:23 PM
Male or female?

Female. We're not only racist, we also discriminate in the workplace.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: Minor Miner on April 26, 2013, 02:24:09 PM
I do not want to state the obvious but considering MP is not a complete moron, he KNOWS this is not a place filled with hot topless models surfing around reading these boards.  So, why don't you just tell us what his "project" is and use the post for its intended purpose of advertising to the people here?


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: crazy_rabbit on April 26, 2013, 02:35:46 PM
http://www.erotikmodels.cz/ (http://www.erotikmodels.cz/)

Not work safe.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: MPOE-PR on April 26, 2013, 04:02:54 PM
http://www.erotikmodels.cz/ (http://www.erotikmodels.cz/)

Not work safe.

Kinda trying to showcase community talent, otherwise there's no shortage of Internet cleavage.

Do I need to oil up myself or will that be done by a cohort of nubile girls?

This is important.

Strictly no Germans allowed. Wrong race, you people are too blonde.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: nebulus on April 26, 2013, 04:06:23 PM
What a great combination it is,  crypto-currency and tities!


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: server on April 26, 2013, 04:22:08 PM

forward the German models.. /me like


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: greyhawk on April 26, 2013, 05:57:01 PM

Do I need to oil up myself or will that be done by a cohort of nubile girls?

This is important.

Strictly no Germans allowed. Wrong race, you people are too blonde.

But I'm Polish too.  :(


Wait... that doesn't really help.



forward the German models.. /me like

Oh, you...  :-*


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: superduh on April 26, 2013, 10:46:37 PM
isn't there a reddit for these girls?


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: repentance on April 26, 2013, 10:52:12 PM
isn't there a reddit for these girls?

MPOE-PR isn't given to using euphemisms.  If she meant camgirl I suspect she would have said camgirl (and MP has probably already checked out the various camgirl sites if that's what he's looking for).

Might be useful to add additional information about what's required such as skin tone, hair colour, bust size, age, etc, though.  It sounds like MP's looking for something more specific than "has tits".   Of course he could just be wanting to add to his personal collection of boob photos.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: MPOE-PR on April 26, 2013, 11:11:57 PM
isn't there a reddit for these girls?

MPOE-PR isn't given to using euphemisms.  If she meant camgirl I suspect she would have said camgirl (and MP has probably already checked out the various camgirl sites if that's what he's looking for).

Might be useful to add additional information about what's required such as skin tone, hair colour, bust size, age, etc, though.  It sounds like MP's looking for something more specific than "has tits".   Of course he could just be wanting to add to his personal collection of boob photos.

It's for a new site, apparently the design will include toplessness. Possibly also CSS, couldn't get a straight answer.

The requirement actually is "has tits". Obviously this could have been resolved like two hours ago by going to a mainstream agency, however MP wants to support the community and so here we are.

Grow tits everyone. It's the capitalist way.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: Joshster on April 26, 2013, 11:18:06 PM
If they are serious about hiring a model, there are hundreds of agencies you can hire one from.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: MPOE-PR on April 27, 2013, 08:51:43 AM
If they are serious about hiring a model, there are hundreds of agencies you can hire one from.

If you're serious about posting in the forum there's a post right above yours you could read.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: genpayne on April 27, 2013, 02:35:22 PM
I might just about make an A cup!?
And I was told I looked womanly in a recent photo!

So if hairy breasts are ok whats the payment like?

And also, if faces can be excluded I do know a couple of girls who would probably be up for this!


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: MPOE-PR on April 28, 2013, 11:20:36 AM
And also, if faces can be excluded I do know a couple of girls who would probably be up for this!

What's this faces excluded stuff anyway. Any beach anywhere everyone sunbathes topless, what's the big deal already.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: genpayne on April 28, 2013, 11:53:01 AM
And also, if faces can be excluded I do know a couple of girls who would probably be up for this!

What's this faces excluded stuff anyway. Any beach anywhere everyone sunbathes topless, what's the big deal already.

I know right!
But unfortunately, unlike a Belgian beach, these gal's fathers are likely to be "enjoying the view" around the web.


Title: Re: Looking to hire topless model.
Post by: MPOE-PR on April 28, 2013, 01:30:33 PM
I know right!
But unfortunately, unlike a Belgian beach, these gal's fathers are likely to be "enjoying the view" around the web.

So they should be proud. But anyway: maybe if they have a Guy Fawkes mask or something. They break into S.DICE HQ and steal Erik's mask.