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Hello, I'm Jerry.  I'm a hog farmer.  I met these fellers that told me about bitcoin.  I'm really excited about this bitcoin.  I haven't got any bitcoins yet, but I'm working on it.  I was able to get me some of them BBQ coins though.  They tell me that theys the only coin you can eat.  I'm not so sure of that though.  Seems to me that you could eat one of them zinc pennies.  I don't know.  Ain't zinc in cereal?   Probably eating a penny ain't a good idea though.  It's not going in, it's coming out that concerns me.

It's a pleasure to meet ya'll internet folk.  JJ told be about bitcoin and he's going to send me to mt. gox for a report.  JJ told me that you can't eat BBQ coin.  So I'm kind of confused about what BBQ coin is for.  May ya'll have a mighty fine evening.

There's not a lot of talk'n here.  Who are you?  What do you think of the bitcoin?  Go ahead and tell me some things about you. 

Have a mighty fine evening,

Jerry

Hello Jerry  :D

These bitcoins are making me thirsty.  ;)

Hello and welcome :)

Oh hello, Jerry!

Everyone is making Jerry feel so welcome : )

Right? ;D

Hello to you too!

Well shucks fellers.  What a worm welcome.  Rayen thanks for the hello.  I do say that you look kinda mad in your picture.  It looks like you forgot to take a suppository out in the morning and are trying real hard to not let the expression on your face reveal this fact.  Maybe you should find another picture of yourself.  I bet you has a handsome smile. 

Thank all of ya'll for your kind words. 

Jerry

Haha,
Well, you could be the one to find more pictures if you google up Bruce Willis.
Maybe you'd get to see a smiley picture!

Hi Jerry!

Hey you should ship butchered hogs for bitcoin. I think someone here had success selling beef?
Anyway, welcome.

Bruce,

I'm sure there are a lot of us who would like to see your smiling face.  I'll ask Darren, just a sec

Yep yep, Darren helped me google.  Here's a picture you should use

http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31400000/Bruce-bruce-willis-31494828-636-976.jpg

A lot of pictures came up where you didn't have hair, sorry about the cancer.  Maybe you could get a wig.

Well that's a mighty fine idea RodeX.   ;D

You talk funny.

Bacon and Bitcoins together..
I knew it wouldn't take long for people to understand the winning pattern..!

Hi Jerry!!

What!? Did you hear me on that radio?  I don't understands it.  It's a radio, but its the Internets. 

Hiya Jerry!

hi

Hi BitcoinL0ver   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

It's nice that a person on the forum can express his love for the bitcoin so freely.  I loves me the bitcoin too.  It is a pleasure to make the acquaintance with you.

Nice to meet you :) If you need a hand don't hesitate to ask me :)

Andy B

Maybe if it didn't have the X.
=D

You should have the original around somewhere.  I'd just slap that puppy up and that could be the pic right under your name.  I did notice that you has a lot of those ear rings on in this picture.  I bet if you make this the picture unders your name then nobody would see those sissy ear rings. 

Right, search with me.
You could try to photoshop off some of those ear rings, right?

Hi jerry who sells pigs...

Hi Jerry.  Welcome!

Hi Jerry, welcome!

Hey Bruce,

I fixed your picture with photoshop.  Theres no more of them sissy ear rings.

https://i.imgur.com/FXZvnoa.jpg

Good job. =D

There, my profile picture!

Hi Jerry,
I'm a kebab nice to meat you on a forum.

That is some amazing photoshop work.

How did he do it?!

Hello laris2,

How are all these people with numbers in their name around here?  I mean, don 't peoples parents know that them numbers don't have any real pronunciation at all?  It's nice that all kinds of people are here to share the love for the bitcoin.  But how does a kebab type anyway?  laris2 if you really are a kebab you had better stay away.  It's not that I don't like you.  It's that I am hungry, and if I eat you it will be your own fault.  Don't look so delicious if you don't want to be eaten.

Jbctech,
 
That's a very good question.  You see, I fired up my computer and then ran photoshop and tried to make the X on the picture blend into the background.  I think there are some issues with the work I did, but Bruce's profile picture is so small that I don't think them blemishes will show up much. 

You should add a watermark so people would know it's you who did this photoshop!

Aww shucks Bruce,

I don't need any credit, but if you insist. 

https://i.imgur.com/muTMATL.jpg

Now move to creating a website to offer your service.

I already have a website. 

Hope you like it.

http://neocashradio.com/jerrys-internet-page/

Hi, Jerry.  I'm Neal.  I used to live in Rochester, NY.  Is that the same Rochester?

How much for the last picture?

gafter:

That's Rochester New Hampsire.

Anyone who would like to use the last picture please send .02 bitcoin to 1FLHTb7VroCPfY4tHPPJtafMMETQM8hjoe

or send one litecoin to LXv1VKiTWDtMiaJzRSKjhGBLGNAe3Cz7dK

Thank all of ya'll for your support.

Hi Again Jerry,
Regarding the number in my nickname, it is because my dad is named like me so I had to be called the second hence the II.
Regarding the kebab talking, if the pig can talk, the kebab made of of a pig can talk more.
Agree?

I'll take it for 0.01

Sold!

Sent.
blockchain.info/tx/773ab023ac2d587704291875f6bedc38c7567b5162547dba3ef708276729bddd

Thanks for splan'in that number in your name.  I am not a pig but I work with them.  That's why I picked a pig as my profile picture.  

Who ever sent the .009 thank you but you're .001 off from the purchase price.  

I think ya'll so good peoples on this internets.  Thank ya'll for being so interesting.  It's  a shame I can't eat that kebab, but Bruce is a very nice fella to chat with.  It's a shame about that cancer.  You'll pull through.  Everything will be OK.

I have sent 0.009, let's say you gave me a discount.

Oh, all right.  Thanks, enjoy the picture.

Anyone willing to buy the picture for 0.10?

Nice to make your aquaintance Jerry...  You sound familiar, are you related to Jed, third cousins twice removed?  Or was it uncle-grandpa Cletus that was your daddy....

Hello zaenbot, that's also a funny name.  It begins with a z.  What are you from another planet on something.  Zed is the only english name that I know that begins with the letter z.  That and zelda.  I remember playing Zelda over at the Wal-mart.  I's never met anybody with the name Zelda though. 

Na, I  don't know Jed.  You must be thinking of my Brother Ed.  Do you know Ed?  He's really a great guy to know.  He's helping me with my new business, that I'm starting. 

hey jerry.

Hi bitsp

I'm gonna eat some dinner it's been nice chatting with ya'll.

Jerry

Can I join?

Hello and welcome  ;D

great thread, hi to you all!

hello jerry

Goodbye Jerry! (and all you noob heads) :P

See y'all later!

Sorry Bruce we already ate.  You'll have to join us another time. We had a great nutritious spaghetti with meatballs dinner.  It was all I could eat.  I had two servings of toast.  Butter is good. 

nonsens post

Oh well, tell me before you eat dinner, so I can join.

Hello redball,

What kind of name is redball.  I can only thinks of one name that would be worse than the name redball.  You should get a real name like Bruce.  I tell you Bruce is good people.  I thought that name that started with a z was funny, but redball?

I'm having trouble making sense of your post below.  I don't quite get yer meaning.  Maybe you should elaborate to s'plan to the peoples what your trying to communicate.  

Well hot darn, before I post Bruce is back on the forum.  Well's Bruce we's going to get tacos tonight.  So are you going to make it ups to New Hampshire by 6:15 tonight.  We would love to have you.  I'll have one of my friends look for a wig for you.

Best,

Jerry  

Taco's, they be good,
I'll be there at 6:18
ask your friend to check if he has got a blonde one.

All rights there good buddy.  I'll tell my friend to find the three best blonde wigs in all of New Hampshire.   I sent her your current picture so that she can imagine what it will look like. 

Hey Jerry, I am new here also and plan to have a farm some day were you joking about the farming?

Okay, I'd bring some pizza along, but I'm not sure if you'd like.

Hello Jerry!  ;)

Thorgrim,

Well, I did have a pig farm, but I lost it because of something about the taxman.  I not real sure why the taxman wanted to be a hog farmer.  I guess the taxman wanted some bacon.  I don't know why he can't buy his bacon like everyone else.  

Thorgrim is also kindof a funny name.  Are you one of them pagans?  I has never met me one of them pagans before.  

I don't consider myself pagan. Sort of still undecided on religion. Thorgrim is a name I call myself online. Used it for gaming when I was younger.

Oh I get's it.  Thorgrim is your name for the internets.  That must be like Rayen is Bruce's internet name.  Thorgrim is an interesting choice, you could have picked Grimthor, or Happy Thor, or Thor the destroyer.  It's OK about you name though.  I had a Sunday school teacher named Thor.  That was his real name, not just some internets name.  He wasn't no pagan either. 

What is BBQ? Another coin? Why should I be interested?

Neo

Hi

Hi.

Standard newbie introduction.  Hi.

Hello, Dragon!

Well I was interviewed about that BBQ coin. They put me in the middle of the show if you'd like to listen.

https://soundcloud.com/neocash-radio/ep1-28apr2013-neocashradio

The internets told me that they the only coin I could eat.  JJ told me that you can't eat BBQ coin.  So I don't know what the point of it is.  Here's the website where I got started with BBQ coin.  

http://bbqcoin.org/

Once I get some money I'm gonna get more into the bitcoin and litecoin.  I don't think you should be interested in the BBQ coin.  Just be aware that you can't eat it.  There's people who'll tell you that you can eat the BBQ coin.  These people are scamming you.  You can't eat the BBQ coin.  

Jerry